Tag: Actress

The SAG Awards were last night and Alicia Vikander won.  It was actually hard to choose today because there were quite a few good looks out there last night.  When I saw Alicia last night though I thought, “She’s probably won”.  I shared this thought and yes, it was pointed out to me that her gown was shiny.  It is shiny.  I also think it is gorgeous.  I happen to like the boldness of the color blocks and the cut of it is sleek and sexy.  So there, it’s not just because it’s shiny.  She looked great and she won and her speech was wonderful because my favorite thing about people winning things is when they get emotional.  Be prepared for me to complain when the Oscars arrive about how little time they give the unknown winners to thank people.  I’d much rather watch the woman who wins for costume design enjoy one of the greatest moments of her life than see a little bit more canned banter from A list stars or whatever horrible version of Oscar Nominated songs they do this year.  So the capper really was seeing her win.  I like seeing people happy.  So she was beautiful and happy and full of emotion.  Good for her.  Today I want to fuck Alicia Vikander.

I watched Kingsman last night.  There is an after colon subtitle but I am not going to look it up because I’ll be honest, I am a little tired of after colon subtitles.  Anyway, I watched it because I couldn’t sleep and people had told me it was good.  I didn’t believe them but they did tell me that.  It just looked painfully dumb in the trailers I saw.  Anyway, it ended up not being terrible.  Quite the opposite.  It reminded me of 1970’s Bond movies in the best ways while never feeling anything but modern.  I dug it.  Among the people in it was Sophie Cookson.  I guess that doesn’t sound like high praise but I didn’t have a great transition there.  She was pretty, I liked her though her role was a little thin.  Still, well dressed and proper English lady, that’s something I can get behind.  She was pretty.  She was a super spy.  Apparently she hasn’t really been in much, her IMDB is mighty tiny so hopefully we’ll see more of her.  Today I want to fuck Sophie Cookson.

Here is Anne Hathaway cause she was at an art show opening and I thought she looked really good.  As a matter of fact, I was looking at pictures of it and paused and said, “Wait, isn’t she pregnant”.  Of course she is, but I realized I had gone through a few and not even noticed.  Good dress I guess if the goal was to not draw attention to the baby bump.  Anyway, it is nice to get to post her.  I have always felt like I haven’t posted her enough.  Not because the world is clamoring for posts of her necessarily (if it is it hasn’t sent me any messages about it) but because there was a point where I was intensely attracted to Anne Hathaway.  It was just years before I started this blog.  So for girls that fall into that category it always feels like they have been cheated.  I mean, that sounds ego maniacal I am sure, I don’t mean they’re upset, more that my blog isn’t entirely representative of how I have felt or feel about certain celebrities.  Or you know, things that matter to me and no one else.  Anyway, she looked nice, she often looks nice.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Here is Hayley Atwell cause Agent Carter was on last night and you should get used to this. So far this season hasn’t been quite as magical as last year but I am enjoying it so far!  A big part is just because the cast is so much fun.  Hayley Atwell is amazing and as I have stated before I am totally head over heels for Peggy Carter.  So Hayley is here today because it’s going to be hard for her to not show up on Wednesdays.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

There are versions of the Superman mythos where the S on the Chest is not just the family crest for the House of El, it is also the Kryptonian word for hope if you look at it the right way. That can be a little on the nose, sure, but it is a good way to write about what is great about the family of characters surrounding it. It is something the current show Supergirl seems to understand and has embraced in a way that a lot of DC media has not.  It is why I like it. Last night’s episode certainly seemed to get the importance of hope, the importance of not giving up and continuing to try.  I could go into a lot here about why superheroes meant so much to me as a kid, why I really needed them, but I won’t.  I’ll just say I am glad it is something that is still out there.  Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

I watched the latest Mad Max and to be honest I was expecting to post Charlize Theron but watching it I found myself wondering who the pregnant woman was because she was beautiful.  Well, duh, it was Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who is yes, known for being beautiful.  I know lots of people have found her so and obviously there are much bigger fans of her than me, given I didn’t recognize her.  Unfortunately that’s the thing with models, some catch you some don’t and the ones that don’t kind of fade into a blur of largely blond white women.  So like, if you asked me who Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is I could tell you all about Victoria’s Secret and stuff but apparently you put her in a post apocalyptic future and I can’t pick her out of a truck full of female sex slaves.  Which, by the way, I dug the movie and while I already knew MRAs were ridiculous the fact that they were up in arms about this is extra ridiculous.  I mean, basically they are claiming it’s feminist propaganda because it’s… anti slavery by despotic rulers?  Does that mean MRAs are pro slavery and anti-democracy?  Cause… that’s kinda the only conclusion I can come to.  Whoops, guys, you’re sad, sad, juvenile rage at the fact that you can’t get every single thing you want in life exactly when and how you want it is showing.  Anyway, the movie was good (good is an understatement.  The last half and hour is among the best things I have ever seen in an action movie.  Go see it if you haven’t), Rosie was very attractive and so she is here.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because I love Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She is apparently at Sundance this weekend which is good news because it means she is in a movie that is playing at Sundance.  Now, that isn’t a guarantee that it will be good but I do like her a lot and her choices in indie movies have been pretty solid in the past few years, so it gives me hope.  Also it means pictures of her.  I am always a fan of that because she is just so beautiful.  I tend to like the Sundance aesthetic as well when it comes to fashion.  It’s this mix of looking nice while remaining practical.  You know, you can’t go strapless full gown because it’s January in the mountains and there is often snow and whatever else, so it’s like, how can I look good but at the same time keep warm and not worry about getting road salt on my clothes?  It ends up looking good.  Of course, she always looks good.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Today is a snow day guys and I am so damn excited.  Now, I realize there are people who don’t like the snow.  That’s fine, everyone is different.  For example in this case I am right and you are wrong.  It’s how we’re different.  Differences are what make the world beautiful so you be the joyless, soulless creature you are while I go out and make snowmen.  I am going to make so many damn snowmen you guys.  I already have my boots and hats and gloves and scarf laid out by the front door.  I just need more snow.  And to decide between my superman hat and my Washington Capitals hat. I want the other kids to think my hat is cool.  Anyway, Natalie Dormer is here but I can’t think of any snow related reason.  I tried, trust me, the best I could get what the air of coolness that surrounds her.  Natalie Dormer is cool.  It’s a reach though.  What it did have me realize though is I think Natalie Dormer should be the new Han Solo.  Now, I know it’s a bit of a reach and all but just google Natalie Dormer smiling and you’ll see she possesses a lot of innate Han Soloness.  Or you know, just have her be his kid.  I mean I know he has a kid but let’s be honest, the dude flies around the galaxy from place to place and it was recently revealed there wasn’t even a kitchen in the Millennium Falcon until he got married.  I want to point out that means for years he and Chewie were flying around and living off of basically gas station food and drive thru fair.  You know he’s the kind of guy who would hook up with a girl and then maybe see if she could do his laundry or something before he left.  I mean, Chewie crashing on the couch, her wondering what she was thinking the next day.  I can see it.  There has to be one or two little Solos he doesn’t know about.  None of that is what is important though, what is important is it is snowing and I think Natalie Dormer is ridiculously cool and sexy.  So today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I was all excited for the return of Agent Carter the other day.  I posted about it.  You may have seen it.  You may not have, I’m not an ego maniac, I am well aware your life may not revolve around my blog.  The world is full of poor decision makers.  I posted Hayley on Tuesday out of excitement and then… my cable decided to crap out.  Because cable is the devil and somehow can’t figure out why it is dying.  So I didn’t get to watch Agent Carter until this morning.  I didn’t realize it was two episodes at once, good thing I woke up for no reason at 5 AM.  Well, clearly not no reason, my Atwell Sense was tingling.  No wait, I want to take that back, there is like no way that doesn’t sound dirty on a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today.  Anyway, I enjoyed it because I happen to love Peggy Carter.  She is dreamy.  And pretty.  And I love the way they dress Hayley for the show.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

I watched the Martian last night and it was ok.  I mean I liked it but it didn’t strike me as all that special.  Maybe it’s just early and I am being negative.  It was mainly a Matt Damon solo piece so you might be wondering how I managed to get Jessica Chastain here but it doesn’t take a lot of Jessica Chastain for me to want to post her. She was in it, she was good in her small role.  I just like having excuses to post her honestly because she’s great. I am still on a crummy keyboard so I won’t elaborate further because I keep having to go back and correct stuff.  My shift key doesn’t work have the time and I talk about myself a lot.  All those lower case I’s are killing me.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.