Tag: Actress

Here is Olivia Cooke who I would say I am extremely attracted to, or at least more attracted to than almost everyone else.  There is something about her that is not only attractive but also kind of crush worthy.  I would forgive you for not knowing this about me because I haven’t really posted her much.  This is of course, not my fault.  She is on a show with tiny little seasons that has, and I am just guessing here but this is how it feels, approximately 300 years between seasons. Also I watch it on Netflix so my consumption of Bates Motel takes place over 2 days and then I wait 300 years for the next one. So she isn’t really showing up on my radar a lot and there are almost never pictures of her.  Luckily she is in Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.  So that means I have something to watch cause I have actually heard good things despite some backlash.  Also it means there have been some red caret things in the past few months.  Big win for me.  Anyway, here she is because she is pretty and cute and i like her.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Cooke.

I actually haven’t seen anything with Mary Elizabeth Winstead in it since the last time I posted her (though Alex of Venice is on Netflix now so it’s likely I will in the next few days).  No, I was talking to my dear friend lunoboom about Mary Elizabeth Winstead and basically how I have heroically good taste.  Or something like that.  There was also discussion of the good taste involved in her Gillian Anderson clip reblogging; to be fair I don’t really listen to other people, I just wait for gaps in the conversation so I can tell another story about how great I am.  That was enough to have me thinking about just how great Mary Elizabeth Winstead is (while I am tagging people I should mention wildflagsure and I also have had conversations about the extreme mix of beauty and talent Mary Elizabeth Winstead possesses.  Also probably femalecelebrityoftheday and I have, too, but I can’t remember at this point.  It seems like a safe bet we have). Anyway, my basic point is that Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful and next time I post her I am going to just talk about her so I don’t have to keep spelling her name and instead can use pronouns.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

It’s a pretty good thing that Nylon released photos of Kristen
Stewart in the past couple days or so since I tend to skew towards being
a fan of her in overly complex outfits and stylings for photoshoots.  
Not that it’s a good thing because wow, everyone’s lucky I am attracted
to her, I would imagine her and most people don’t really care if I am
attracted to her.  No, it’s lucky cause it’s the only reason Emily
Ratajkowski got beaten out today.  Luckily the combination of Nylon’s
photography and Elle’s use of Leopard print beat out shiny dresses. I
don’t have a whole lot else to say about Kristen Stewart, today.  I like
her all fancy like.  Some of you just like her period and this will be
very exciting for you.  Well enjoy (I am looking at you she-goes-to-eleven​ )because today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

This Movie Staten Island Summer showed up on Netflix under my list of movies for me.  I have to say it was a pretty dire list and I am not sure what Netflix was thinking, most of the movies it had pegged as a 1 star for me.  And usually I find the algorithm for Netflix is pretty spot on, so that means either I have watched everything good on Netflix or Netflix was fucking with me. The only movie above 1.5 stars was Staten Island Summer.  Which it thought I would give 2.5 stars. It was wrong, this movie was bad guys. Because it wasn’t just not funny, it was such a blatant rip off of Superbad they had the loud, fat, obnoxious friend just doing a straight up Jonah Hill impression.  Ashley Greene played the hot girl in the movie.  You know, the object of affection who no one really knows, she just keeps showing up and looking hot every now and then.  It was a role that suited her because if the movie got one thing right it’s that Ashley Greene is pretty hot. I haven’t posted her in forever because I haven’t seen her in anything in forever.  I hate to say it but given the quality of movies I have seen her in.. it’s probably good news for me.  But… she is really hot.  And I still am going to get around to Burying the Ex eventually.  Today I want to fuck Ashley Greene

The whole TCA thing is going on this week.  Or was.  Whatever.  It’s not really a big enough deal fro anyone to care about, it’s basically just a chance to see a bunch of celebrities dress up and attend press conferences.  I am always a little surprised that there is an association of Television Critics because I don’t remember there being a lot of TV Criticism as a kid.  Sure there was a local movie guy, he was kind, the paper reviewed a fair number of movies each week.  I don’t remember there being TV criticism.  That’s not really important though, what is important is I think Lea Michele has looked really good at all the Fox stuff.  Which is nice, I like her, though I haven’t really though about her or anything much in years.  It’s strange how that can happen.  I don’t find her unattractive.  Sometimes I find her very attractive.  But there was this brief period where she might have been my most desired celebrity.  If you’ve followed me for a while you know how this goes, a girl will show up a lot for 6 months, a year, then fall away.  It happens.  But I think afterwards there is almost an embarrassment to it.  I don’t know if it happens to anyone else but for me it’s almost like, “Oh man, how was I so into her and now I’m not?  I was wrong”.  But of course we aren’t wrong because it isn’t a matter of right and wrong.  We change, we grow, and honestly we don’t have a real relationship with celebrities, we have a relationship with the art they make and that can change a lot over time. But none of that really is important today, she;s here because I think she looked really good.  So today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

I watched the final Daily Show last night and it’s odd because today is one of those days where my brain is going like 12 different ways about what to write and when it’s that cluttered it ends up a mess usually.  So I will go basically no ways.  Olivia Munn was on the show because she was once a correspondent and one of the ways I was thinking of going was that.  But I won’t.  I will say that while overall being pretty is not a disadvantage you would be a fool to think that it can’t be used against someone, especially a woman in a field largely dominated by men (in this case comedy). And I will leave it at that.  She is hardly my take away from last night, she had her cameo like a million other people.  It’s just that she is pretty an sometimes I forget she exists until I don’t.  That happens wit a lot of people I am attracted to, if for some reason they are no longer in anything I consume I forget about them mostly.  Until they show up and then it’s like, oh yeah, that person is very attractive.  Which is basically what happened here.  So here we go, today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Sometimes Hollywood makes a thing and you feel like maybe they very specifically made it just for you.  Lord knows it couldn’t be for anyone else.  I am a fan of Gothic horror.  I think I have made it known here that I adore Hammer Horror which was really the last great swell of Gothic horror on the screen.  I also happen to love Guillermo Del Toro, which is not surprising because if you hear him talk about stuff his interests and my interests intersect pretty heavily.  We are the same kind of nerd.  And of course, Jessica Chastain is probably my favorite working actor.  So when I heard that Crimson Peak was going to be a Gothic Horror Film directed by Guillermo Del Toro and staring Jessica Chastain I did have to wonder if it was for anyone else.  Not that those things don’t have their fans but it felt so specifically for me it feels a little bit like they are just making me a gift. But then, I feel that way about a lot of Jessica Chastain films, they always feel like a little present for me.  Of course, I haven’t seen her in anything recently but she was at comic con and she is gorgeous and… she is just great.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Hello there August.  I want you to be aware that I am fully on to your horseshit, August. It’s still the summer and I won’t have you ruin it by trying to rush the fall here.  I mean, Christ, I walked to the grocery store this morning and it was so hot and humid out I was sweating two steps out the door.  But here you are pushing back to school and talking about fall fashions.  Fuck you, I won’t have it, ti’s still summer and you can’t take it away from us early.  I mean back to school, kids only get so much time off, let’s not ruin it.  August, leave those kids alone!  Tangentially related I started watching Wet Hot American Summer The First Day of Camp last night.  Man that’s a lot to write out, I almost just wrote Wet Hot American Summer but i am sure someone would have felt the need to mention that Lake Bell was not in Wet Hot American Summer.  I am aware.  She is in the First Day of Camp though and it is a nice addition.  Because Lake Bell is funny.  And she is gorgeous.  And she is one of the additions they made that feels like it makes a ton of sense.  She fits in with this cast and frankly had she been a bigger deal 15 years ago I am sure she would have had a place in the movie.  Anyway, I am enjoying it.  I am watching another episode right now.  So here is Lake Bell because today I want to fuck Lake Bell.

Among the oddly specific things I appear to be into, the most oddly specific seems to be this: Selena Gomez wearing Adidas.  This is not a thing I have an explanation for, I just so happened to notice recently that every time a new shoot for their line comes out and she is modeling it, that it is when I sit up and go, “Hey, Selena Gomez is looking pretty good right here”.  Like, Selena Gomez is pretty but I have no real, specific thing for her most of the time, no real connection.  About all i know about Adidas is as a kid there was an on going debate among some of the boys who played soccer if it really stood for “All Day I Dream About Soccer”.  The general consensus was that something stood for that but some people said Diadora was Italian for “All Day I Dream About Soccer”.  This is because Americans readily believe in other languages an entire word can basically stand in for a paragraph.  I guess we see English as a painfully inefficient language.  This is why Speed Racer talked so fast, in the original Japanese he said two words.  in English he had to fit 500 sentences into the same 10 seconds.  None of this explains Selena Gomez in Adidas but it’s all I have.  She looked really good in the stuff that came out last week.  Today I want to fuck Selena Gomez.

The first time I posted Maika Monroe it was really just rooted in the deep need to talk about It Follows and to get everyone to watch It Follows (minor digression, go watch It Follows.  If you haven’t seen it you really should, it is fantastic). Today I am posting her because I saw another excellent movie with her in it but she’s here because she frankly looked pretty hot in a lot of it.  She has many talents, she is not only a professional actress but also a professional Kiteboarder but apparently she has a talent for being in excellent movies because I have seen her in two so far and both rule.  Now, that’s no guarantee for the rest but for someone who has only been working for 3 years, it’s pretty damn impressive. The Guest is this interesting mix of  things and in a lot of ways it felt like a throw back to late night stuff I used to watch with friends in the 80′s but… much, much better and better made. It’s by the same guy who did You’re Next, whihc was also excellent.  So really, you guys have three movies to see from this post alone.  You lucky dogs. I am surprised I am posting her again because I thoguht it would be a one time thing but given her track record… well, we may be seeing a rising star here.  Either way, today I want to fuck Maika Monroe.