Tag: Actress

So I watched this movie called Faults last night.  The name sounded familiar, Netflix thought I would like it and… I did like it and it sounded familiar because it had Mary Elizabeth Winstead in it (and is the directorial debut of her husband).  The movie was not perfect but I liked it a lot and it featured two great performances, which frankly is more than I get from most of the garbage I watch, so the fact that the movie as a whole was good is a real bonus.  One of the real treats of following Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s career over the past few years is that even when the movies she has made aren’t perfect I can be certain to get a fascinating performance fro her. It also has been extremely varied, this time she managed to be enigmatic and … weird but not int he overt typical “weird” Hollywood goes for.  She was also fascinating and compelling.  All that would be enough to make me want to post her.  The fact that I consider her to be one of the most beautiful people on the planet is a nice little bonus.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

So if you like Elizabeth Gillies it’s been a really good week. She has shown up all over the place because of her new show and then last night was her new show.  It was… ok.  I guess it could end up good.  It reminded me of almost every other show I have ever seen Dennis Leary in, in that it had it’s moment but… well, I hope it does well because the media push for it has done me well.  And I’ll be honest, I’ll keep watching for a little while at least because it was good enough and I like seeing Liz Gillies.  Which is why she’s here because man she has looked good this week.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

Kristen Stewart is basically here because I thought she looked really good in her recent Marie Claire photoshoot.  It’s funny because I don’t really think about Kristen Stewart much at all but I have come to realize certain photoshoots always catch my attention.  I seem to like a fancied up Kristen Stewart.  I can’t be absolutely certain as to why but I think this is just how my brain works, it is rare for her thus I like it.  There are other girls who always seem to be wearing gowns or whatever and it’s like, “Oh look, t-shirt and jeans” and it’s my favorite look for them.  My brain is a contrarian dick.  But it’s my brain so it’s the boss of these things and I really like how Kristen Stewart looks.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

So Liz Gillies had a pretty great Comic Con. I mean, I don’t know how she personally felt about it I just  mean as far as for me.  She looked great at Comic Con I should say.  But this is a good thing because she rarely shows up in pictures period.  If you have been following me for the years I have been doing this you will know at some point years ago I was talked into watching Victorious which was fine, I get why people liked it, had I been of an age for it I am sure it would have been a big thing for me.  But one of my take always from it was that Liz Gillies was the most interesting cast member on it.  And certainly she has her devoted fans but she doesn’t show up in pictures a lot.  Not like Ariana Grande and Victoria Justice do.  But maybe that is all going to change because she has a show coming up and.. well I hope it’s a huge hit.   mean, I hope it’s good but more so I hope it sparks some sort of Liz Gillies Mania.  That would be nice.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

I was excited when Rachel McAdams was cast for True Detectives, not because of the whole female characters controversy from the first season (not because I don’t see that as an issue but I knew adding a female lead wouldn’t suddenly make the show feminist or unproblematic or whatever you want.  I think these are important things to discuss as a cultural issue, I am not sure they are necessarily always valid criticisms of arts quality, just valid criticisms of the culture as a whole) but because I happen to like Rachel McAdams and never see her in anything. She largely sticks to the Rom-Com circuit and that’s not my bag.  I am not one to impugn an entire genre so I am going to impugn an entire genre here, by and large Rom Coms are the most guilty of the thing I like the least in art and that is striving for mediocrity..  I watch a lot of bad movies but by and large the bad movies I watch are not cynical, they are not calculating, they are full of passion and people who just weren’t talented enough to make something good.  But I am moved by the passion, by the desire to create.  A lot of mainstream movies, and Rom Coms do seem to be the most guilty of this, have no passion, they are cold, soulless calculations that don’t try to be good.  They don’t want to be good.  They don’t want to be anyone’s favorite movie and they have no interest in being great.  They are made by skilled craftsmen so they never look amateurish, they are never bad, but they don’t try to be good, they try to be inoffensive and bland and entirely forgettable.  Every genre has this, look at any horror movie that tries to capitalize on the success of a great horror movie, but it always seemed like Rom Coms are built on this entirely.  I realize I went off on a bit of a tangent there but you know… you should be used to it by now.  Anyway, thus I don’t see a lot of Rachel McAdams and it’s a shame.  Because I like her.  So when it was announced she had been cast I was sure she’d show up some Monday.  Today is that Monday.  Today I want to fuck Rachel McAdams.

Here is some Ariana Grande for you all.  I am not sure why she is here other than the fact that she was just on my mind when I woke up.  I have had coffee, breakfast, a shower, and worked out and she’s still on my mind.  So I guess she’s getting posted today then.  I guess she is in the news cause of the fact that she said she hates America.  I guess this is a big deal to some people but I have a hard time caring about off the cuff statements by kids, lord knows I said some stupid shit when I was 22.  Honestly, licking the donut seems way more egregious to me, cause we all knew that guy when we were teenagers.  The guy who just would randomly ruin shit for other people for no reason?  That guy always bothered me, it seems to me it comes from a place of spoiled privileged that you are ok with just destroying shit.  I knew a guy who used to just randomly break stuff in people’s lawns and his point was he didn’t care.  And of course not, cause he didn’t have to work for that shit.  But in the end it’s just a donut.  So I think it’s stupid but I also think hidden video of celebrities is stupid, too.  In the end she is here because she’s hot.  Licking a donut doesn’t change that and I have a pretty high tolerance for youthful mistakes.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Here is Natalie Dormer doing various things at Comic Con because why
not.  I am tired, it is rainy and shitty out, I am not in the best mood
so… there you go.  I smiled a lot when I saw the picture of her with
her little Vinyl figure.  I don’t have much more to say than that.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Amanda Seyfried is interesting because I realize at this point it has been more than a decade that she has just been a pop culture presence in my life.  Things change a lot in a decade.  I certainly have.  I think our perceptions on celebrities do as well.  I can’t think of any particularly radical shift in how people view her in that time but she does feel like a completely different person than the one who appeared in Mean Girls and in Veronica Mars.  I don’t really have a point here, it’s just me noticing how time continues to flow swiftly forward.  She has always been pretty.  I thought she looked pretty in the Marie Claire photos that showed up everywhere yesterday.  So today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

I watched the remake of Carrie last night.  I haven’t exactly been in a rush to do this, which you might be able to tell since it came out over a year ago. It was disappointing on a couple of levels.  First because it just wasn’t very good.  it also had nothing particular to object to, it just had nothing to recommend it.  That’s almost worse, just a very bland movie that didn’t seem like it had anything to say.  Given the subject matter it’s a little shocking because it almost feels like there should be too much to say.  My second disappointment though was it was another so what role for Chloe Moretz.  This is disappointing because I think she is actually a pretty good actor.  Like, good enough that as a little kid I took notice and was like, “Hey, that kid is a really good actor”.  And she wasn’t bad in this.  She was actually pretty good in some parts.  But it is just another movie she’s been in that wasn’t that good.  It’s disappointing.  Anyway, here she is because she is a good actress and you know, I like talking about stuff.  Also she’s pretty.  So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Summer movie season doesn’t see me posting a lot of Jessica Chastain usually because she doesn’t really show up in  a lot of blockbusters.  Which is a crime because I can only imagine how she would elevate any action movie she was in.  I very much would enjoy watching Jessica Chastain kick ass.  You know whatever role they gave her she would immediately bring more depth and gravity to.  We have seen other high level actors pull this off in the summer.  It would be nice.  I want to see it.  Still, she was at some sort of thing for Wimbledon the other day and that was enough to get my brain churning about her again.  I actually think I may have had a dream about her because I woke up thinking about her.  Worse things in the world than waking up with Jessica Chastain on the mind. I do so adore her.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.