Kristen Stewart is basically here because I thought she looked really good in her recent Marie Claire photoshoot.  It’s funny because I don’t really think about Kristen Stewart much at all but I have come to realize certain photoshoots always catch my attention.  I seem to like a fancied up Kristen Stewart.  I can’t be absolutely certain as to why but I think this is just how my brain works, it is rare for her thus I like it.  There are other girls who always seem to be wearing gowns or whatever and it’s like, “Oh look, t-shirt and jeans” and it’s my favorite look for them.  My brain is a contrarian dick.  But it’s my brain so it’s the boss of these things and I really like how Kristen Stewart looks.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.