Tag: Kristen Stewart

Here’s a post that will at least make a couple of my followers really happy cause those of you who like Kristen Stewart are super gay dedicated fans.  So there is a devotion to her from some segments of my readership.  She did a shoot for V Magazine and honestly, some of it skews just so very slightly too far onto the weird side of things for me but some of it I liked a lot and I do have a weakness for dolled up photoshoot Kirsten Stewart.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

I didn’t get around to watching this weekends SNL until the early hours of this morning because… well, I don’t watch SNL religiously anymore and it was a busy weekend.  Anyway, Kristen Stewart was on it and you may know cause there have been quite a few articles about her saying fuck, which is interesting because I can’t imagine most people care.  But it’s a big deal in the sense that you know, it’s network TV and she’s only like the 5th person to ever slip up like that on SNL and it’s often seen as a bad omen.  Though, I would point out she didn’t declare herself to be the break out star of SNL, so maybe it wasn’t the word fuck that soured everyone on Charles Rocket.  Anyway, it was not a great episode but I quite liked the bits of her we got.  Sometimes I wonder when a celebrity is under used if that is because this doesn’t suit them or if the show made a mistake but the monologue was a stand out to me because it showed how likable Kristen Stewart can be.  And there were some good bits over all.  I even kind of liked when she said fuck because it just felt like actual excitement lead to it and she recovered well.  Anyway, here she is because she looked good and why not just make @she-goes-to-eleven‘s day while I’m at it.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart did this photoshoot for Chanel and I first saw some of it like a week ago and it was good.  But I forgot.  Now a ton more has come out and look if you know me you know why I loved it.  It was so for me.  I have commented before that for me the platonic ideal of Kristen Stewart is an all fancied up Kristen Stewart for photoshoots.  I don’t know why, she just always looks amazing that way.  It’s what I prefer.  So here she is from various photoshoots looking good because today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

It’s a pretty good thing that Nylon released photos of Kristen
Stewart in the past couple days or so since I tend to skew towards being
a fan of her in overly complex outfits and stylings for photoshoots.  
Not that it’s a good thing because wow, everyone’s lucky I am attracted
to her, I would imagine her and most people don’t really care if I am
attracted to her.  No, it’s lucky cause it’s the only reason Emily
Ratajkowski got beaten out today.  Luckily the combination of Nylon’s
photography and Elle’s use of Leopard print beat out shiny dresses. I
don’t have a whole lot else to say about Kristen Stewart, today.  I like
her all fancy like.  Some of you just like her period and this will be
very exciting for you.  Well enjoy (I am looking at you she-goes-to-eleven​ )because today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart is basically here because I thought she looked really good in her recent Marie Claire photoshoot.  It’s funny because I don’t really think about Kristen Stewart much at all but I have come to realize certain photoshoots always catch my attention.  I seem to like a fancied up Kristen Stewart.  I can’t be absolutely certain as to why but I think this is just how my brain works, it is rare for her thus I like it.  There are other girls who always seem to be wearing gowns or whatever and it’s like, “Oh look, t-shirt and jeans” and it’s my favorite look for them.  My brain is a contrarian dick.  But it’s my brain so it’s the boss of these things and I really like how Kristen Stewart looks.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart keeps popping into my head and I don’t know why.  I bear her no ill will but I also don’t think of myself as any kind of Kristen Stewart fan.  She is basically famous so I know she exists but don’t ever think of her except when something puts her in front of me.  But I haven’t seen her in anything recently.  Still Alice I guess?  That was like 2 months ago I watched that.  I did think she was good in it (and honestly pretty good in most of the things I have seen her in) but it was hardly a sexy movie or sexy role.  I don’t think anyone walked out going, “It was pretty hot how that woman struggled with her identity and coming to terms with the most important part of her betraying her as she lost her cognitive abilities”.   I mean, if that’s your thing I’ll try not to judge but it seems a little uncool to me. Anyway, I don’t think that’s why but she just keeps popping into my head.  She has for a few days now and today she is back again and back again enough that she really is the person I have to post.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

So for some reason Google decided to pop up an article I might like that said the internet has decided Kristen Stewart is a lesbian.  This is not the first time I have read an article with this general theme (it also had no date so who knows, maybe this is old but then why would Google think I had to read it).  This also reminded me of a well known axiom that if you want to find out a girl’s sexuality ask her if she thinks Kristen Stewart is a lesbian or not.  I haven’t actually done a lot of field testing on this but I have noticed that yes, people answer whatever their sexuality is.  Why does Kristen Stewart bring this out in people?  I have no idea.  She just does.  That’s not what’s important though.  What’s important is that I have determined the internet is a lesbian because it keeps declaring that Kristen Stewart is a lesbian.  Except of course the Internet hasn’t come out.  And how the internet identifies is it’s own business so it would be douchy for me to just loudly proclaim something counter to what someone has defined in their own sexuality.  So I won’t do that.  I will point out you’re failing your own test though, Internet.  Expect every bit of hand holding you do from now on to be very fiercely examined.  All of this lead to me thinking about Kristen Stewart this morning and now she’s here.  I happen to care very little about if she is or isn’t a lesbian because it seems painfully unimportant to my life.  She looks pretty sometimes though.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

I am honestly not the world’s biggest Kristen Stewart fan.  I don’t have anything against her really, I mean sometimes I make the comment about her smiling (people criticize this and people criticize criticizing this.  You are right, girls don’t have to smile.  People also have the right to be annoyed if someone looks dour and unhappy doing what they purportedly love and making a lot of money at it.  It’s ok to have different opinions about it.  Is this still a thing anyway?  I feel like it hasn’t been in a long time), but I harbor no ill will.  I just don’t care.  That happens.  She is pretty but nothing about her clicks with me.  I have seen her in very little though I did like Adventure Land.  So no ill will but no passion at all really.  So sometimes it takes a little time to build up some, “Hey, she looks really good in that photoshoot”.  Then, “She looks really good there, is that the same one as last week?"  It turns out it isn’t and then I kind of realize that she has looked really good lately and it keeps stacking up and it’s like, ok, fine, I give up, today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart is having a pretty rough time at the moment, you probably know this if you’re the sort of person who is either looking around tumblr for Kristen Stewart or care enough about celebrities to read what I write under the pretty pictures. I would like to say I am surprised about the backlash but I’m not really, I know fandom can get passionate so when a teen (or tween) gets so angry about her cheating that they see red it doesn’t phase me much, a big part of being so young and such a huge fan is you get emotionally invested in things that don’t really matter.  You seriously have no idea how angry I was at the Image creators who I felt “ruined” Marvel Comics and then abandoned it.  You also probably have no idea what the hell I was just talking about, my point is I get that.  No, what is disappointing and unsurprising to me is the disproportionate amount of blame she is getting as opposed to the man she cheated with.  In a situation not involving famous people if a young girl has an affair with a married man who is 25 years older and also her boss… well we actually have forms we have to fill out with that sort of thing because the man would be seen as highly inappropriate and we would need all sorts of consent from the girl.  In the world driven by paparazzi, she’s a whore.  Not that I condone cheating but you can be against cheating and still feel things are not being handled well.  Not that that’s why she’s here, this isn’t like… a pity post.  I think she’ll be fine without random internet strangers writing that they think she’s bangable.  She’s here because all the news about her has put her on my mind more and thus she is… on my mind more.  I am not the world’s biggest Kristen Stewart fan, I do think she is pretty, sometimes very pretty and I liked her a lot in Adventureland but I happen to find the often scowling bad attitude kind of annoying.  It’s a preference thing and stuff is hard all over but when a girl is made an instant star and made wealthy at 18 it can just seem obnoxious to act like your life suck.  Like I said, it’s a preference, I have no doubt there are people who love that she speaks her mind and doesn’t feel the need to be fake.  Anyway, it is a bit surprising she’s showing up here but not stunning.  The truth is she is a pretty girl and sometimes I find her appealing.  Like today.  Today I find her appealing.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.