So for some reason Google decided to pop up an article I might like that said the internet has decided Kristen Stewart is a lesbian.  This is not the first time I have read an article with this general theme (it also had no date so who knows, maybe this is old but then why would Google think I had to read it).  This also reminded me of a well known axiom that if you want to find out a girl’s sexuality ask her if she thinks Kristen Stewart is a lesbian or not.  I haven’t actually done a lot of field testing on this but I have noticed that yes, people answer whatever their sexuality is.  Why does Kristen Stewart bring this out in people?  I have no idea.  She just does.  That’s not what’s important though.  What’s important is that I have determined the internet is a lesbian because it keeps declaring that Kristen Stewart is a lesbian.  Except of course the Internet hasn’t come out.  And how the internet identifies is it’s own business so it would be douchy for me to just loudly proclaim something counter to what someone has defined in their own sexuality.  So I won’t do that.  I will point out you’re failing your own test though, Internet.  Expect every bit of hand holding you do from now on to be very fiercely examined.  All of this lead to me thinking about Kristen Stewart this morning and now she’s here.  I happen to care very little about if she is or isn’t a lesbian because it seems painfully unimportant to my life.  She looks pretty sometimes though.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.