Tag: Actress

So I just got done watching A Deadly Adoption, the Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrel Lifetime movie from last night. It was pretty fantastic but your mileage may vary depending on if you have any older relatives who love Lifetime.  My mom is an educated, intelligent woman but Lifetime movies are like catnip to me.  She will tell me about them in worried tones because these kind of things could happen. And she will tell me at some point, without fail, “You will not believe what the Husband did”.  To which I usually respond, “You’re right I would never believe it”.  History’s greatest monsters are in lifetime movies.  They would make Hitler look like the Duckie option.  But anyway, I am posting Jessica Lowndes because she was in it.  People have tried for a long time to get me into her.  Not like… an organized effort but kind of just a thing where plenty fo people are into her and have asked me why I am not.  I dunno, some people don’t move you.  Like I am aware she has pretty eyes and uh… boobs.  Maybe if I watched 90210.  Anyway, in this she plays the classic hot girl who loses her mind and goes kill crazy because… well, it’s a lifetime movie.  Either you’re a passive, shapeless, sexless woman (the good guy.  Kristen Wiig wears overalls in like, every scene) or you are hot and thus an evil bitch. I just so happen to be one of those people who when a girl suddenly gets super crazy i go, “Oh wait, now i can see a future between us.  Tell me more about how you are now baby and stab crazy”. So you know, psycho girl who they honestly just had her boobs falling out.  It was a combo that works on me. So today I want to fuck Jessica Lowndes.

The fact that Agent Carter is coming back is exciting enough because it might have been my favorite show that was on last year.  I dunno, old favorites like Mad Men are tough to compete with but it was up there.  Among the many side benefits though are that it keeps Hayley Atwell in the spotlight.  Like she’s off in Monte Carlo for a TV festival.  I didn’t know there was a TV festival there but I am glad there is cause hey, look, more Hayley Atwell in my life.  Assuming some Prince of Monaco doesn’t marry her and steal her away this is a good thing.  Anyway, she is here because she fucking rules.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Here is Natalie Dormer because… Natalie Dormer is sexy?  I mean, it’s not a question.  She is.  I just am not sure why she’s
here.  I am guessing.  I am a little distracted because there is a
bacon festival going on, so big things happening here.  Anyway, she is
pretty, I like her, yadda yadda yadda.  This will be short.  Today I
want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

So I was noticing today while looking at pictures of Alexandra Daddario at a screening of Burying the Ex (which I will end up seeing cause Alexandra Daddario and also the undead) that I am often not wowed by her fashion choices.  I don’t hate them usually.  But it isn’t like I am going around declaring she won the day or something.  What is key about this is that I don’t care.  I realized that while a great dress will often get someone on here and a bad one can keep a girl away, with Alexandra Daddario I just don’t care.  Not even a little bit because she is just that beautiful. What she wears is just a non factor, as long as I catch a glance of those eyes I am doomed.  They are just piercing. She is gorgeous.  And it is why she is here today.  Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence and I don’t particularly have a great reason why.  I was kind of just thinking about her the past couple of days and how it feels like I see her less these days.  I can’t imagine why she would want to be seen less, can you assholes? Sorry, that was harsh but we’re all a bunch of dicks.  I mean, if you don’t know what I am talking about I don’t know what to tell you but Miley Cyrus posed naked for I think Paper Magazine the other day and all the comments I saw were crazy negative.  A lot of stuff about her being a whore and a skank and how guys are over her.  I was never particularly under her but it’s telling that when she was 15 creepy internet dudes drooled over her but once she was old enough to get naked and do so willingly they wanted her gone. So you know, I hope everyone enjoyed seeing Jennifer Lawrence back in the fall  because it feels to me like it’s why we see less of her now.  I guess it could be coincidence but all I see now are shots of her leaving her hotel or something taken with a telephoto lens.  I also don’t see her smile a lot.  I guess she’s here because of that.  Not that my post is going to make her smile or fix anything (it could be argued I am part of the problem) but these are the things that have been on my mind.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence. 

Here is Emilia Clarke I guess because Game of Thrones is on tonight?  Now, I realize if anyone is equipped to answer why she is here it should really be me.  But the truth is I don’t know.  Every now and then I wake up just thinking about someone.  This morning I woke up thinking about Emilia Clarke.  I really have no idea why.  When this happens the person usually gets posted.  I don’t sprint to my computer or anything but they tend to rattle around in my head for a long time.  And I do enjoy Game of Thrones.  And Danys might be my favorite on the show, certainly one of them.  You know, not being irredeemably evil really makes you stand out in the books and show. Anyway, here is she is, looking pretty because today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

I started reading a book last night and it was quite good.  I read a lot of it.  There is a magic to a good book that really can’t be duplicated anywhere else.  But I was reading this book and in it it was describing this actress at a dinner party.  It made the wise choice of a lot of good fiction in that it didn’t get specific in the description, instead it gives you enough of a rough outline to fill everything else in yourself.  It’s more powerful that way.  She was beautiful but more so was the kind of attractive that caused people to lean closer without even noticing, just needing to be nearer, people were possessed by her beauty.  As I was reading it occurred to me that the image in my head was Scarlett Johansson.  Well, not her but her exact twin because personality wise it wasn’t a fit.  But that is where my brain seemed to go when imagining someone of unequaled beauty, someone who is so attractive you can feel it through the page.  This actually makes a lot of sense as I think I have been attracted to Scarlett Johansson longer than anyone else I have posted.  Now, I could be wrong, there could be someone else, I haven’t exactly done my due diligence here but it has been 14 years that I have found myself attracted to her.  It sounds like a joke but I have been to your tumblrs, that is quite literally longer than some of my followers have been a live (do your parents know the kind of blogs you follow? Tsk). Anyway, I am just thinking about her this morning because.. she is beautiful.  There is a lot more to her and why I find her appealing but today she is here because she is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I happen to find Hayley Atwell very attractive.  This is not a secret if you followed this blog when Agent Carter was airing.  I think she is amazing and charming and gorgeous and pretty close to perfect.  So I did not think that anything would happen last night that would make me even more attracted to her but then she threw out the first pitch for the Royals and it turns out I am really, really into Hayley Atwell in a Royals uniform.  Now, I am willing to guess the uniform wouldn’t matter, she just happens to look great in a uniform (I should already know this, look how great she looked in uniform in Cap.  Who knew it applied to sports as well). But she looks adorable and gorgeous and is just amazing.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Recently someone messaged me and said, “So Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario in a movie together.  Was that your doing?”  And while I wish I had that kind of power I don’t.  But i can see why someone would suspect me with those two together. For the record I kind of assume it will be terrible but i will see it.  I say this with really nothing to back it up other than the fact that I saw the Other Woman. I do find Alexandra Daddario very attractive though.  Very attractive.  And so here she is looking pretty, at least slightly influenced by some new pictures of her that came out recently.  I hope San Andreas does really well because the world would only be better off if she became a huge star and I started seeing her everywhere.  Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Here is a road map to how my mind works.  Amazon announced a Barbarella series a while back and since then I have seen Barbarella everywhere.  This happens to the human brain but I want to point out it is really a feat when you’re talking about a 50 year old movie that is hardly a classic. No joke, someone was selling CEDs the other day and Barbarella was the top one and I didn’t even know a CED was a thing. Seriously, click the link, it’s this whole video format no one bought.  And Netflix keeps trying to make me watch Grace and Frankie.  Like it auto starts it at the end of every movie now.  So I watched some of the damn show and… it’s pretty solid.  Not great but the cast is great.  Jane Fonda is entertaining.  And that got me thinking about Barbarella.  So finally I was like fuck it, I am going to watch Barbarella.  So I watched Barbarella.  There is nothing like the thing that brings you back to being 13 and helping you just get what the whole appeal of girls is.  So that is why this post is here, because Barbarella guys.  Today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.