So I just got done watching A Deadly Adoption, the Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrel Lifetime movie from last night. It was pretty fantastic but your mileage may vary depending on if you have any older relatives who love Lifetime.  My mom is an educated, intelligent woman but Lifetime movies are like catnip to me.  She will tell me about them in worried tones because these kind of things could happen. And she will tell me at some point, without fail, “You will not believe what the Husband did”.  To which I usually respond, “You’re right I would never believe it”.  History’s greatest monsters are in lifetime movies.  They would make Hitler look like the Duckie option.  But anyway, I am posting Jessica Lowndes because she was in it.  People have tried for a long time to get me into her.  Not like… an organized effort but kind of just a thing where plenty fo people are into her and have asked me why I am not.  I dunno, some people don’t move you.  Like I am aware she has pretty eyes and uh… boobs.  Maybe if I watched 90210.  Anyway, in this she plays the classic hot girl who loses her mind and goes kill crazy because… well, it’s a lifetime movie.  Either you’re a passive, shapeless, sexless woman (the good guy.  Kristen Wiig wears overalls in like, every scene) or you are hot and thus an evil bitch. I just so happen to be one of those people who when a girl suddenly gets super crazy i go, “Oh wait, now i can see a future between us.  Tell me more about how you are now baby and stab crazy”. So you know, psycho girl who they honestly just had her boobs falling out.  It was a combo that works on me. So today I want to fuck Jessica Lowndes.