So Gigi Hadid wore this jacket yesterday to some sort of MuchMusic awards and it has her last name across the back and it immediately made me think of boxing robes.  I am going to go ahead and say I love this outfit even though I know there are lot of people who are not fans.  I love it because it makes me think of boxing robes and to be perfectly honest I would love to own a nice silk boxing robe with a hood.  It would be mainly red with gold trim.  It would have my goofy little star in the back, googly eyes and everything.  ON the left breast would be a big question mark or maybe the word “Who” with a question mark after it in gold.  If Gigi Hadid wearing this dress gets me one step closer to this being acceptable attire in public then I am 100% for it and you should be to.  Now, I am sure there are some people who see no appeal in me getting to walk around in a big silk robe but those people are dangerously boring.  Once upon a time I complained there really aren’t fruit sandwiches.  There should be.  Instead of mayo or mustard we could use like, cream cheese and load it up with kiwi and blueberries and stuff.  Someone said, “Isn’t pie basically a fruit sandwich”?  The answer is, of course, no.  It is not and people who think that was are dangerously unimaginative.  They are the kind of people who cannot picture a world being any different than it is.  They live under the oppressive cloud of now, they cannot envision a better world and thus they lose hope.  If there is nothing better to hope for why hope at all?  These people will eventually take it out on others.  These people will, even if they would find a watermelon and strawberry sandwich amazing, do everything in their power to stop you from making one.  Be wary of these people.  So I am posting Gigi Hadid today not just because she is beautiful but because she is a beautiful dreamer.  We should all embrace this so one day we might be wearing kick ass robes and eating fruit sandwiches and drinking Margaritas.  Margaritas won’t be new but they’ll still be delicious and you don’t just have to go around changing everything like some kind of maniac.  Just some things.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.