The US played last night so obviously I am posting Alex Morgan cause that’s what i do.  I really love watching play in the Better World Cup and I absolutely love Alex Morgan.  It’s so strange, I am bad at favorites but I never was with sports.  I mean, obviously I have my teams, only the worst people in the world vacillate from team to team.  But like favorite players, I lock in, it’s easy.  It was at some point watching the National team play in 2011 that I first saw her and yeah, I saw her getting ready to be subbed in and was like, wow, who is that, she’s beautiful.  Then I saw her play.  Look, I could watch her run all day.  I feel the need to qualify that is not a sexual thing, that is just the joy of watching athletic achievement.  I mean, I know this is the internet and somewhere there is a website called Women on Treadmills or something.  I just love watching her go at full speed, she’s so fast it’s just a joy to watch.  I wish I had gotten to see more of it last night like against Nigeria but you know what?  I’ll take the goal instead.  A joy to watch though.  She is great and today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.

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