Tag: Actress

Man, today was busy.  Busy in the sense that i woke up late, moved really slow and then amazingly when you start your day late you have to jam a bunch of stuff in if you still want to get home at a decent time.  Luckily, even with all that self imposed business the world managed to tell me I needed to post Priyanka Chopra again.  People have brought her up some to me recently (one of the best things is when I post someone and someone tells me they haven’t ever heard of her but now are fascinated by her).  A bunch of people reblogged pictures of her today on my dash.  Somehow.  And then I saw her on TV somehow in the place I grabbed a sandwich at lunch.  I dunno what was going on there but that’s pretty rare.  I will take it.  Because she is gorgeous so there is no part of my life where I will complain about seeing her more.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Every time I make a post like this I feel like I am honoring the core mandate of my blog.  When I started it I did not think I would repeat the same people so often.  Now, I have posted almost 300 different people so I don’t thiknk I am entirely one note but I also didn’t think there would be weeks where I only post 5 different people and that actually happens a lot.  I should have seen it coming, I can get obsessive.  If I make a good tuna fish sandwich I’ll eat tuna for like 3 straight days until I realize man, I am sick of tuna.  Anyway, when I started this blog I assumed a very common posting would be I watch a horror movie, there is an actress in it I find attractive who is basically unknown, I post her.  It has certainly happened, just not as often as I assumed it would.  Last night I watched Zombeavers which was much better than you would assume a movie called Zombeavers would be but not as good as I thought it might be after the first 5 minutes, which were pretty excellent.  So watching it, and i should point out this girl does take off her top but that is not why I was posting her.  I was already looking for pictures in anticipation of this before she took off her top, this girl was the one I immediately was attracted to.  She was kind of the bitchy one with a mouth on her but it turns out she’s probably the most loyal and a good friend.  Now that I am typing this I realize this describes an archetype I call the Kate.  That’s neither here nor there.  She is pretty, I have actually seen her in like 4 other things but I didn’t notice.  I kinda think they were small roles based on billing.  But there you go, fulfilling this blogs true mission, proving I am a perv with eclectic tastes, today I want to fuck Cortney Palm.

Here is Anna Kendrick because she is Anna Kendrick.  That is some didactic reasoning I know but in my defense I was out pretty late last night and there were a fair number of drinks and also I feel like the amazingness of Anna Kendrick should be self evident.  Because she is gorgeous and funny and talented and man guys, I am getting old, I just do not recover like I used to.  I would say Anna Kendrick feels like someone who would be able to see the humor in that or sympathize but I cold just be making shit up at this point.  All I know for certain is she is amazing and that today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick

I really didn’t intend to make this Bollywood week or anything (do 2 people constitute a theme for the week?  I feel like when 90% of my followers don’t know them and it’s something as Alien to American culture as Bollywood it must).  It’s really coincidence more than anything, I just so happened to see some pictures of Aishwarya Rai on the red carpet in Cannes and so here she is.  They are actually like near a week old but you know, there is a time difference so that explains why I just saw them.  I am not surprised she looked good because traditionally the Cannes red carpet has been really good to her.  It makes sense, she has a ton of practice at this point, the oldest picture I put in here is 11 years old at this point.  That is kind of nuts.  Anyway, if you don’t know who she is she is about as big of a star as you can be.  I mean, she has been going to Cannes for decades at this point, she is hugely famous in the second largest country in the world.  Many people, including American writers would regularly declare her to be the most beautiful woman in the world 10 years ago (I guess the world got hotter because I’ll be honest, she still looks pretty fantastic to me).  So you may not know her but I promise you, she really, really is famous.  I also promise you she’s just beautiful but I am going to go out on a limb and say you need less convincing on that front.  She is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.

I kind of figure everyone has seen Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones at this point.  I was behind the curve.  I saw it a day late.  This is because I am old and out of touch.  It was like, a whole 20 hours after it showed up on youtube.  Inexcusable on my part, really.  I am old but still learning because I continue to learn many new things about myself thanks to the internet.  Among these is that I always needed Anna Kendrick to be Indiana Jones.  Always.  I need more of it honestly.  Now, look, I am not demanding a movie.  I get it, Hollywood producers do this for a living, they know what’s best, I am not going to tell them how to do their job.  Certainly I am not going to dictate what roles Anna Kendrick should and should not take.  It is frankly douchy to go around telling women how they should live their lives and manage their careers.  It’s condiscending and assumes they can’t make choices for themselves.  I am not doing that.  I won’t be that asshole.  No, I am perfectly willing to just let Hollywood send Anna Kendrick to my house dressed as Indiana Jones.  Because I am reasonable, and let’s face it, basically a hero in the fact that I am willing to make this compromise. If you’re reading this, you’re welcome, Anna Kendrick and Hollywood elite.  I am even willing to like, I dunno, make a snack or something if you want to swing by and like, I dunno, whip something off a shelf or whatever.  Like nothing to elaborate but I could probably grab some pizza rolls from the store or something.  I feel like I have gotten off track.  My ask box is open, we can talk more there later.  What i am saying is Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones is amazing.  I know this cause now it’s been like 2 days since I watched it and I am still going, “Anna Kendrick looks pretty hot in a fedora”.  So today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

It has been like 2 years since I last posted Priyanka Chopra.  This on account of the fact that she is a Bollywood star, not a Hollywood star, and living in America it makes it very uncommon for her to show up in any part of my life.  I mean, you can find Bollywood news and stuff but you have to work for it and I am lazy.  And busy.  I can’t tell you the last Bollywood production I watched.  It’s been a good bit of time. Thankfully we’re all saved, Priyanka has shown up a few times recently and I didn’t know why until she was at the upfronts for ABC.  She is going to be on an American TV show.  That is just awesome.  For me.  It’s awesome for me.  But let’s be honest, it’s awesome for you, look at the pictures I posted, the woman is just beautiful.  Beautiful.  If we get to see her more we are lucky people.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Mad Men is still on my mind.  I have like 11 hours until I have no more new Mad Men to ever watch.  I am not sure what the finale will bring.  Not even sure if I will see Christina Hendricks in it but i hope so.  Joan’s story really could have been quite boring or poorly done but her journey has been fascinating.  I talked just a couple of weeks ago about how good Christina Hendricks is and how often that gets overlooked because people can’t see past her chest.  Not that I have anything against her chest, it’s quite nice, I just want to point out how talented she is.  One of the great things about Mad Men is that it has functioned as a decade long character piece and it really allows us to see the characters grow and the actors really do some amazing work.  Work you can’t see in any other medium.  So I am thinking about that.  And really any excuse is a good excuse to post Christina Hendricks because she is pretty and… I mean, she’s Christina Hendricks.  People love her.  Rightfully so.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

This post is very much about Mad Men and my love for the show.  Yesterday I rambled a little about loss and the end of things.  I mam feeling the end of Mad Men pretty strongly at this point, tomorrow is of course the last episode.  I will avoid spoilers here because I realize some people are waiting to watch the final episodes until you have all of them to watch in a chunk.  Now of course, you are wrong (looking at you lunoboom)but I still will hold back on any spoilers.  I am thinking about January Jones though.  Betty Draper is a very complex character and I often feel like January Jones gets like zero credit for that.  A lot of people feel Betty is flat and childish and somehow this makes January Jones a bad actor.  I think they are very wrong but there is a lot of misreading of Betty because people very much wanted her to make a feminist journey on the show like it was hinted she might and I think they were angry she didn’t.  That journey was for others and speaks to a whole other problem where people confuse a female character who is not strong as a bad character rather than a complex one who just isn’t necessarily what you want to emulate.  In a lot of ways Betty can be childish and exists in a state of arrested development emotionally.  This is not bad acting or bad writing, it is a wonderful cometary on her being a reflection of the world around her, she grows over the course of the show but yes, she can be childish and it is because she exists in a wold where women are infantalized.  Remember, she is sent to a psychiatrist for “hysteria”, which was just having wants and desires that exist beyond being a trophy bride, and the doctor calls in reports to her husband like he is her father.  Because of course as a housewife in 1960 she is very much not an equal to her husband, he is as much a parent as a partner.  I could go on.  Trust me, I could talk about Betty forever and why she is fascinating but I want to point out January Jones playing her in such an interesting way is not bad acting.  It’s actually quite brave to play a character in such a way that you don’t skew towards making them more likeable, you don’t smooth some rough edges so people like you more.  Besides, anyone who has seen The Last Man on Earth can see she doesn’t just have Betty in her arsenal.  But this is about all of that.  Because I will miss Mad Men so much.  And I will miss January Jones a whole lot as well, I thought her Betty was jut fascinating to watch.  She didn’t show up here a ton despite being the most classically beautiful actress on the show and in part that was because she was so good at playing a character that… I don’t want to sleep with at all.  But she is undeniably beautiful and talented and i will miss her.  Today I want to fuck January Jones.  

I woke up this morning to the news that BB Kings is dead.  It is hardly surprising news given his illness but it still stings.  Loss is of course a crucial part of human life, unavoidable but I am going to go ahead and just say it’s everyone’s least favorite part.  Like, for example I watch Vampire Diaries because I am super cool and I had no idea that Nina Dobrev is leaving the show.  But she is apparently and I discovered that last night watching the show.  Now I know.  Celebrity deaths, characters leaving shows, shows ending, these are pretty minor on the scale of the end of things but we can still feel grief over them.  Because of course what we are grieving is the loss of possibility.  There are no more possible paths for a life to take, for an experience to take, the path has been decided and it is over. Which is largely silly in many ways when we are talking about TV shows or such.  It is different when thinking about a life but then BB King has sucha  back catalog it feels ungrateful or greedy to want more.  And… I don’t know, I am rambling, I thought I had a point but I do.  I will miss getting to see Nina Dobrev on my TV every week.  I’ll just leave it at that, sorry if you read all of this mess.  Today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

So I just watched Whiplash and I quite liked it.  Now, if you watched Whiplash and Melissa Benoist was your take away you didn’t pay much attention.  I know this.  I am not writing this like she was somehow the focal point.  I liked the movie but this isn’t really about that movie.  The movie was more just a reminder of sorts.  Ever since she first showed up in people’s consciousness, Glee I think was the cause, people I know have pointed out that I would like her.  This happens sometimes, people identify celebrities as my type.  I don’t know why that happens but it does.  She was cast as Supergirl and I was like, well I guess she’ll show up here eventually because I do love Supergirl.  The Supergirl trailer came out yesterday.  That’s not why she’s here.  I haven’t watched it, I don’t watch a lot of trailers.  No, she is here because I was watching Whiplash and when she sows up my reaction was, “Wow, that girl is really pretty.  Who is that girl?  I like her a lot”.  That girl was, of course, Melissa Benoist.  So  I guess everyone was right.  Thus here we are, today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.