I really didn’t intend to make this Bollywood week or anything (do 2 people constitute a theme for the week?  I feel like when 90% of my followers don’t know them and it’s something as Alien to American culture as Bollywood it must).  It’s really coincidence more than anything, I just so happened to see some pictures of Aishwarya Rai on the red carpet in Cannes and so here she is.  They are actually like near a week old but you know, there is a time difference so that explains why I just saw them.  I am not surprised she looked good because traditionally the Cannes red carpet has been really good to her.  It makes sense, she has a ton of practice at this point, the oldest picture I put in here is 11 years old at this point.  That is kind of nuts.  Anyway, if you don’t know who she is she is about as big of a star as you can be.  I mean, she has been going to Cannes for decades at this point, she is hugely famous in the second largest country in the world.  Many people, including American writers would regularly declare her to be the most beautiful woman in the world 10 years ago (I guess the world got hotter because I’ll be honest, she still looks pretty fantastic to me).  So you may not know her but I promise you, she really, really is famous.  I also promise you she’s just beautiful but I am going to go out on a limb and say you need less convincing on that front.  She is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.