Tag: Aishwarya Rai

It’s become an annual tradition for me to post Aishwarya Rai at some point during Cannes.  This is because she shows up at Cannes and the Western media actually puts out pictures of her.  And well, she basically always looks good on the Cannes red carpet.  I feel like she has a bit of and advantage over a lot of people because when you are remarkably beautiful it’s easier to look great.  But in her defense, there are some remarkably beautiful people who manage to botch things on the red carpet, so it’s an advantage to her but she still is doing something right on her end.  Anyway, this year she was in this pretty blue gown that is the first pic and it’s great.  And I have seen other people comment that it is great.  They’re right.  She looks great.  Today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.

It’s a strange sort of weekend where lots of things are trying to draw eyes and none of them are that major (I mean, the Super Bowl is major, the Super Bowl parties and awards are not).  And none of them seemed to quite get my attention this weekend, I am going a totally different way.  I am going to Aishwarya Rai.  It’s a little hard to believe that one of the first times I posted her there was a mild controversy about her appearance at Cannes post baby.  Not that I am was surprised people were criticizing a woman about her appearance and weight on the internet or that you know, they were saying things like ruined her body.  I wasn’t surprised by that, I guess that doesn’t make you a giant dick when it’s an Indian woman?  No, wait, that can’t be right.  Oh right, sorry, brain fart, I wasn’t surprised because the internet is full of giant dicks.  What makes it hard to believe is that she is now 43 year olds and some pictures from Femina Magazine hit the internet last week and holy fuck look at her.  It is hard to believe there was ever a point where a human being who looks like that was ever criticized for her appearance.  I mean… really, look at her.  She was once labeled the most beautiful woman in the world and it’s really not hard to see why.  Which, you know, at the end of the day is probably why sad little trolls attacked when they could because insecure people have a need to tear down anything beautiful in this world.  It’s because they can’t stand how ugly it makes their souls look.  Anyway, I don’t think that’ll be a problem here cause when I post people who aren’t from the English speaking world it gets very little attention.  Which is a shame cause again I would direct you to her face and how amazing it is.  She is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.

Here is Aishwarya Rai and I don’t even know why.  Like… this is the joy of summer to a degree, with there being just less of a media onslaught my brain can wander.  There are big summer movies and so on but they don’t quite dominate the attention the way weekly TV does.  Plus fewer awards shows and so on.  So I don’t know why I was thinking about Aishwarya Rai except that I was.  I remember she came up in conversation with someone, again I can’t remember with whom, about a month or so ago.  I think the discussion included the phrase “most beautiful woman in the world” which was less about an opinion and more about there was a point where she was basically declared as such.  Like it became her title, you couldn’t read about her without reading, “Aishwarya Rai, The Most Beautiful Woman in the World” or some such thing. Which I could never disagree with because I remember the first time I saw her was way, way back in the day on Yahoo.  When Yahoo was my home page and it had news and other nonsense just sitting right there on the screen and there was a picture of Aishwarya Rai.  Who was so beautiful I was like, “Who on Earth is that?”  I don’t remember much more than that, it was the 90’s.  It’s been a long time.  But anyway, here she is and I don’t have a lot more to say other than she is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.

I really didn’t intend to make this Bollywood week or anything (do 2 people constitute a theme for the week?  I feel like when 90% of my followers don’t know them and it’s something as Alien to American culture as Bollywood it must).  It’s really coincidence more than anything, I just so happened to see some pictures of Aishwarya Rai on the red carpet in Cannes and so here she is.  They are actually like near a week old but you know, there is a time difference so that explains why I just saw them.  I am not surprised she looked good because traditionally the Cannes red carpet has been really good to her.  It makes sense, she has a ton of practice at this point, the oldest picture I put in here is 11 years old at this point.  That is kind of nuts.  Anyway, if you don’t know who she is she is about as big of a star as you can be.  I mean, she has been going to Cannes for decades at this point, she is hugely famous in the second largest country in the world.  Many people, including American writers would regularly declare her to be the most beautiful woman in the world 10 years ago (I guess the world got hotter because I’ll be honest, she still looks pretty fantastic to me).  So you may not know her but I promise you, she really, really is famous.  I also promise you she’s just beautiful but I am going to go out on a limb and say you need less convincing on that front.  She is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.

One of the most famous women in the world and dubbed by the media as the most beautiful woman in the world many times, Aishwarya Rai is probably going to be unknown to quite a few people reading this.  Which makes sense, she is a Bollywood star and while I have a weakness for such things it is hardly mainstream.  It is nice to remember there is a whole world out there outside our orbit though and Aishwarya Rai is a good reminder of that because she is a major star that I don’t even think about until pictures of her at Cannes surface or on the rare instance I watch something with her in it.  The thing is, she is definitely beautiful, amazingly so, and I have decided it’s time to recognize that here (because no doubt this is the final recognition she has been waiting for, plus with the stupid baby weight thing here I am throwing in my support).  So today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.