Here is Aishwarya Rai and I don’t even know why.  Like… this is the joy of summer to a degree, with there being just less of a media onslaught my brain can wander.  There are big summer movies and so on but they don’t quite dominate the attention the way weekly TV does.  Plus fewer awards shows and so on.  So I don’t know why I was thinking about Aishwarya Rai except that I was.  I remember she came up in conversation with someone, again I can’t remember with whom, about a month or so ago.  I think the discussion included the phrase “most beautiful woman in the world” which was less about an opinion and more about there was a point where she was basically declared as such.  Like it became her title, you couldn’t read about her without reading, “Aishwarya Rai, The Most Beautiful Woman in the World” or some such thing. Which I could never disagree with because I remember the first time I saw her was way, way back in the day on Yahoo.  When Yahoo was my home page and it had news and other nonsense just sitting right there on the screen and there was a picture of Aishwarya Rai.  Who was so beautiful I was like, “Who on Earth is that?”  I don’t remember much more than that, it was the 90’s.  It’s been a long time.  But anyway, here she is and I don’t have a lot more to say other than she is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.