I kind of figure everyone has seen Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones at this point.  I was behind the curve.  I saw it a day late.  This is because I am old and out of touch.  It was like, a whole 20 hours after it showed up on youtube.  Inexcusable on my part, really.  I am old but still learning because I continue to learn many new things about myself thanks to the internet.  Among these is that I always needed Anna Kendrick to be Indiana Jones.  Always.  I need more of it honestly.  Now, look, I am not demanding a movie.  I get it, Hollywood producers do this for a living, they know what’s best, I am not going to tell them how to do their job.  Certainly I am not going to dictate what roles Anna Kendrick should and should not take.  It is frankly douchy to go around telling women how they should live their lives and manage their careers.  It’s condiscending and assumes they can’t make choices for themselves.  I am not doing that.  I won’t be that asshole.  No, I am perfectly willing to just let Hollywood send Anna Kendrick to my house dressed as Indiana Jones.  Because I am reasonable, and let’s face it, basically a hero in the fact that I am willing to make this compromise. If you’re reading this, you’re welcome, Anna Kendrick and Hollywood elite.  I am even willing to like, I dunno, make a snack or something if you want to swing by and like, I dunno, whip something off a shelf or whatever.  Like nothing to elaborate but I could probably grab some pizza rolls from the store or something.  I feel like I have gotten off track.  My ask box is open, we can talk more there later.  What i am saying is Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones is amazing.  I know this cause now it’s been like 2 days since I watched it and I am still going, “Anna Kendrick looks pretty hot in a fedora”.  So today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.