Among the oddly specific things I appear to be into, the most oddly specific seems to be this: Selena Gomez wearing Adidas.  This is not a thing I have an explanation for, I just so happened to notice recently that every time a new shoot for their line comes out and she is modeling it, that it is when I sit up and go, “Hey, Selena Gomez is looking pretty good right here”.  Like, Selena Gomez is pretty but I have no real, specific thing for her most of the time, no real connection.  About all i know about Adidas is as a kid there was an on going debate among some of the boys who played soccer if it really stood for “All Day I Dream About Soccer”.  The general consensus was that something stood for that but some people said Diadora was Italian for “All Day I Dream About Soccer”.  This is because Americans readily believe in other languages an entire word can basically stand in for a paragraph.  I guess we see English as a painfully inefficient language.  This is why Speed Racer talked so fast, in the original Japanese he said two words.  in English he had to fit 500 sentences into the same 10 seconds.  None of this explains Selena Gomez in Adidas but it’s all I have.  She looked really good in the stuff that came out last week.  Today I want to fuck Selena Gomez.