Tag: Actress

So in the summer a lot of times I end up posting people not because anything is going on but because I watch something. Aubrey Plaza I am posting because I didn’t watch anything yesterday. Which seems odd but about a year ago I watched Ingrid Goes West and the movie was pretty good but Aubrey Plaza’s performance was astonishing. Even thinking about it now I am touched with the deep pathos she infused in a woman who was just not right. Anyway, a friend of mine watched it last week and we talked about it and I was like, I should watch the Little Hours. Which seems out of nowhere but it was also a movie last year that was praised for performances that Aubrey Plaza was in. I have had a copy of it forever and meant to watch it last year about the time I finished Ingrid Goes West. Well, I didn’t watch it again last night. I am thinking about Aubrey Plaza though who is of course hilarious, and I’m pretty jealous of comedic persona because she can really say and do anything she wants to people and they’ll think it’s hilarious but also she really is a pretty good actress. I don’t think she’s been in anything this year. Maybe I am wrong. I always have the Little Hours when I need my fix I guess. Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

Here is Hayley Atwell because it’s a well known scientific fact that she rules. I am just not the sort of person who is going to go against a clearly accepted fact like that just to drum up attention. That would make me some sort of asshole. And that’s not who I want to be. So I am not going to fight it. She rules. It’s a fact. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

August can be a pretty slow month for celebrity stuff because TV isn’t back and all the big movies came out much earlier in the year and so there just isn’t a lot of red carpet stuff. It means unless I am going around watching stuff sometimes there isn’t a lot of inspiration for this blog. So there are days like today where I am digging around and going like wow, nothing is happening. Then I saw Olivia Munn was at someone’s Hollywood walk of fame star ceremony and it’s like she’s here to save the day. Because she always looks good and it suddenly means I went from, boy, there is nothing today to, oh this is easy, she looks great. So here is Olivia Munn because she looks great. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

It has been 4 years since I last posted AnnaSophia Robb. This isn’t worth noting because I ever posted her frequently or anything, just notable because that’s a huge gap. It probably has to do with the fact that I pretty much never happen to see anything with AnnaSophia Robb in it. I guess I still haven’t. She is promoting some new movie though and has shown up a bunch this week at events and stuff and I thought she looked good. So I was like why not. She’s always been pretty and always been good in what I have seen her in. I was just never going to watch a Sex in the City prequel. Today I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb.

I saw someone post a career retrospective thing on Charlize Theron and it was about her journey to find challenging roles when it’s very clear that what Hollywood had in mind for her was that she would be beautiful. I mean, she accomplished the beautiful part but she has come up with some very interesting roles that allow her to be more than that beautiful woman in the movie. Like they mentioned Young Adult which was a challenging and not perfect movie but while she is indeed a beautiful woman there she is also very distasteful. On purpose. I really do like her as an actress (and I am remembering I really need to see Atomic Blonde. I had high hopes when it first was released, the reviews were meh but I have to be honest, she looks so cool in it, I just want to see it for the visuals). The thing is, she hasn’t been posted here much for reasons I have gone over before, she’s too beautiful. I realize that sounds very stupid and counter to the whole purpose of this blog but it’s true. I guess it’s why they tried to shove her in a box on Hollywood as well. She isn’t just pretty, she is the kind of pretty where it feels wrong to lust after her like, oh, that isn’t for human consumption. I’m not good enough for her (which I guess tangentially means I think I am good enough for everyone else I post here. That’s a fun bit of ego on my part). But sometimes I can’t resist because well, look at her. And you know, it’s a nice reminder that she really has pulled off some great roles. I still think Fury Road is the best action movie in more than a decade. Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

Hey guys, Happy Monday! Truth be told I almost forgot to post today. Or rather I did actually and it suddenly hit me, did I post today? I felt like I must have and then I asked myself who and I had no idea who I had posted. I almost forgot what day it is. That happens when I get busy sometimes. So I am posting Lili Reinhart cause the Teen Choice Awards were last night and I liked her dress. It’s sparkly so you know, you shouldn’t be surprised by now. I am going to go ahead and predict that if @femalecelebrityoftheday posts someone who was at the awards last night he will make a joke about them looking choice or something. Or I could be wrong, I have never heard him use that phrase but since I thought of it and was like, wow, that’s a terrible joke, it seemed like one for him. Which sounds insulting but I promise you it wasn’t meant to be. Boy, I am a mess today, my head just will not get on straight. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Debby Ryan was at the premier of her new Netflix show last night and so she is here because I think she looked quite good. I know there was a bit of a controversy around the trailer for the show and I’ll be honest, it’s stupid as fuck. I can’t comment on the show itself, maybe it is full of fat shaming but I watched the trailer when I heard people were claiming it was fat shaming and I think people really just like being upset. There is only fat shaming in there if you think a character being fat is fat shaming. The basic premise if you haven’t seen it is that Debby Ryan was mercilessly picked on when she was fat. She loses weight due to injury one summer and comes back and everyone is nice to her. That is not a show fat shaming someone, that is art doing it’s job. Which is to hold a mirror up to reality and reveal things to us. In this case it is not fat shaming to point out that we treat fat people differently than non fat people and that a teenage girl especially is going to be treated very differently depending on how closely she matches accepted beauty standards. So I am not sure how anyone saw fat shaming in it and that’s ok because I feel like a lot of the rage engines that get going are full of people who haven’t actually seen whatever they are mad at and just got on board. Anyway, that’s my thought there. I have no real plan to watch the show so maybe it’s terrible. If I watch it I’ll let you know but the premise itself is not a problem. I haven’t posted Debby Ryan in ages because most of the times I posted her were directly linked to her show ending right before Gravity Falls started and my DVR picking up the final post credit beat of her show. Which is a very specific reason to be into someone but that’s more the circumstances, the reason was that she is very good looking. She still is. Good news for all of us. Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

I really do feel bad when i keep posting the same person over and over again, like I am boring people or something. It’s silly, it’s my blog, I can’t control who it is that I feel like posting each day. But I do feel weird. Even with Hayley Atwell who I know will get absolutely no complaints. She just keeps showing up promoting Christopher Robin. I have no idea if the movie is good or not but I kind of hope so because I actually have a massive soft spot for Winnie the Pooh. So hopefully it’s good. Hopefully the string of premiers continue for like another week or so. That would be nice, more Hayley. Well, mostly nice. If I post her more this week coming up I’ll feel kind of bad about it for some reason. Oh well, somehow I’ll soldier on for her sake. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

I am posting Chloe Moretz again because she is just killing it this week. She is always pretty but sometimes her red carpet looks and stuff are not great. Sometimes they are great but sometimes they leave me wondering what she was thinking. But this week the worst i can say about anything she wore is, “Hey, that’s pretty good”. She has looked great multiple times and that’s great because she has been everywhere. She must be promoting the hell out of her new movie, which, as always, I hope is good but I am not sure just because while I have thought she was an excellent actress since she was a child, man she has been in some stinkers. Of course, she dressed great this week, maybe it’s connected? Maybe she’s signaling us, the better the clothes the better the movie. Or, I guess it’s possible, they aren’t related at all. Possibly. That seems unlikely. Anyway, she has been on shows and at events and well, there are just a ton of great pictures of her arriving at this event or that event so here are some for you. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.