Tag: Actress

Chloe Moretz was at a… film premier? I think. The truth is she was at like 12 things in the past 3 days and I am suddenly not sure which was which. It actually isn’t that important because I have thought she looked good at least but I really appreciated the suit she wore to what I believe was a film premier but could have been something else. I mean, the background says Rooftop Films so I bet that’s a production company or something but maybe it’s some sort of building supply and it lets you put some sort of film on your rooftop so you can just peal it off at the end of the year instead of… cleaning your roof? That doesn’t sound right but she’s wearing an Oculus in another picture so I mean it’s possible a roofing company hired her. Unlikely though. Anyway, she has looked very good very often but I like the cut of her coat an dhow she’s holding it. Very smart looking. Everyone is crazy about a sharped dress woman. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Usually when I have just posted someone I almost feel bad about doing it again. I don’t know why other than I know someone will complain or imply I post whoever too often. I don’t feel bad with Hayley Atwell because I just cannot imagine anyone complaining. I am not saying everyone in the world is a Hayley Atwell fan. Obviously that’s not true or we’d be on Season 6 of Agent Carter right now. I am saying everyone should be but more importantly the people who like and reblog when I post Hayley Atwell get it. They get that she is far more charming than a mere mortal. So they wouldn’t complain. They probably wouldn’t complain if I posted her every day. I wouldn’t complain, it would mean regular appearances by Hayley Atwell somewhere often enough that I had something to post every day. Sadly that hasn’t happened yet but she was at the premier of Christopher Robin and I will take it. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Hey guys, here is Britt Baron from Glow. She plays Justine. I thought the way she was worked into season 2 was interesting and I hope she is around for season 3. I like her character and the way she plays off of Marc Maron. I don’t have a whole lot to say today, I just wanted to post her when I watched season 2 and didn’t get to it because I went through the show so fast but I saw a picture of her pop up and was like hey, why not. So today I want to fuck Britt Baron.

When I think about Dove Cameron I think of two things people have said about her. First is @horror-hotties who once told me that Dove Cameron looked like a science experiment to bring a really pretty doll to life. Then she added that was a good thing. And my friend @thunderstormofoblivion who once said she Dove Cameron looks like the animated version of an evil Scarlett Johnasson. I think I can see how both of these could be seen as insults but I don’t think they were. They both tap into a sense of unreality to how she looks but it’s not an accusation, it’s more a commentary on both how pretty she is and the sort of general feel about her. I have long known who Dove Cameron is in the vague sense of somehow through osmosis I know the names of many, many Disney stars and can usually get the face to match the name. Though also the tend to blur together. And while Dove Cameron is pretty when I look at pictures of her at say 19, she also is just another young blonde actress (side note, young blonde actress is so close to a Velvet Underground song that my brain almost forces me to sing it as I type it. I would ask if anyone else has that problem but I am 99% sure I am the only weirdo with that issue). What she looks like now, to me at least, is a woman who has figured out her look and style. I have seen it happen a lot with alt models and stuff over the years (go look at Mosh when she was 19. She was very pretty but also very much like a lot of alt models. Now Mosh is singularly Mosh). Which is maybe why she stood out in Agents of Shield and continues to now. Before she looked like a Disney star. Now she looks like Dove Cameron. Dove Cameron who has a look that apparently makes people think of various pieces of art because it’s somewhat otherworldly. That’s impressive. I like her look, too. The Doll comment feels like a better compliment but on the other hand I have posted Jessica Rabbit. I have never posted Barbie. So I think both compliments have merit. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

I almost feel like I am being lazy with this post. My buddy @femalecelebrityoftheday posted Milana… god, yesterday maybe? A week ago? Boy, it all blurs together. It feels very recently but maybe it wasn’t? If only there were some simple way to check. Alas, there isn’t. I guess we’ll just never know and I’ll have to accept that. Anyway, he posted her and I had seen some pictures of her at Comic Con and they were delightful and all but what I hadn’t seen was the pink lining of the dress she wore to the EW Party. I had pictures of said dress but none showed the lining. The lining is amazing. The dress is just great. It took some serious digging to find pictures of it that showed the lining. How did he find them? Again, it’s a mystery. What, am I supposed to talk to another human being? Yeah, that’s not going to happen. Anyway, she was great at comic con because she is always hilarious and charming but I appreciate people who indulge in the fun like she did. Her Velma was great and people who know me know that Scooby Doo holds a place very near my heart. So I am posting her like a week late because hey, Comic Con was fun I guess but also that one dress. It’s lovely. Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

Sophie Turner appeared in a magazine I had never heard of called 1883 and she looked really good. Sometimes I wonder what all these magazines I have never heard of are because I keep hearing print is dead. Maybe they are digital magazines but if so it seems even less likely they’d survive. Are people really buying digital magazines? Do these things survive just on huge price tags and celebrity name recognition? I have no clue but I probably shouldn’t poke too many holes in their financial model because every time there is some unknown magazine with a new photoshoot of someone it is fantastic. This one was great. It gets my approval. Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

Hayley Atwell is apparently blonde now and that’s jarring. I would provide photographic evidence but there frankly isn’t any decent photographic evidence at the moment, just some garbage pictures of her arriving at Good Morning America. That said, it was jarring because for some reason I didn’t expect it. I am not sure why. It isn’t like Hayley Atwell runs major life changes by me. Or that anyone but me would consider a change in hair color as a major life change. Still, it was shocking at when I first saw the thumbnails I was like, “That’s some blonde woman, they mislabeled this”. Boy was I in for a surprise. But I am posting her cause she was wearing this fantastic red dress. And I am not opposed to a blonde Hayley Atwell so much as I am surprised. Change is scary. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Kristen Bell was at the premier of whatever Teen Titans Go movie thing is happening. I am not informed about this at all because I am not someone who ever enjoyed Teen Titans Go. It wasn’t for me. Kristen Bell is for me though and she wore a sparkly sorta tux dress thing and boy it is great. Pseudo Tuxes and actual tuxes and so on tend to be great looks for women. I always want to promote this kind of thing. Plus it’s Kristen Bell, who if you don’t know, is my favorite. So win win for me. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Comic-Con is in full swing today so how about some Olivia Munn for everyone? Sounds good to me. Here is Olivia Munn who is there to promote the new Predator stuff. If I am being honest I couldn’t care less about any of that. Maybe it will be great but there some franchises that have hung around despite never really paying off. Predator, Alien, Terminaor; these are franchise that seem to rest everything on the fact that they made a good movie (or two in the case of Alien) 30+ years ago and aren’t you excited for me. The answer in my case is usually no. But I don’t begrudge anyone else who is. I get it, sometimes a concept clicks with you and it doesn’t matter how off the the execution is. So I don’t really care but suppose I will see it if I hear it is awesome. I am glad it has Olivia Munn though cause hey, look, it’s Olivia Munn. Her showing up and talking and being funny and maybe a little mean and always beautiful never sucks. So I’ll take it. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I had no idea yesterday when I posted an athlete that it would be all but inevitable I would post another athlete today. But the ESPYs were last night. The ESPYs are still to this day an necessary and deeply silly thing in my mind. Not that sports shouldn’t be honored but voting on awards for sports seem silly because sports already have scores built right in to decide who is the best. All awards shows are pretty silly but at least there is no built in mechanic to decide best picture based on score. So the ESPYs are pretty silly but I don’t begrudge anyone’s love of them if there are people who love them. And they grant us a wonderful chance to see a bunch of athletes we would normally not see at all and in clothing we normally don’t see them in. Again, this is because with sports there is little call for red carpet fashion, even though I think gymnastics in a gown and heels is a much more impressive feat, I understand why they don’t do it. There is safety to be considered. So once I saw the ESPYs I knew I would end up posting someone from it and then it came down to I was going to post a gymnast. Not because they’re gymnasts but because Aly Raisman is just great in general and Nastia Liukin’s hair was outstanding. Also her dress. But here is where sports come into play. Aly Raisman was at the ESPYs and the ESPYs’ pre party. Which means two dresses. So she just outscored Nastia. 2-1 and that’s how sports work. It was out of my hands. I am not upset because Aly Raisman is one of those people it’s really nice to get the chance to post. She is pretty but also like a lot of Olympians I find a whole lot to admire about her outside of that. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Aly Raisman.