When I think about Dove Cameron I think of two things people have said about her. First is @horror-hotties who once told me that Dove Cameron looked like a science experiment to bring a really pretty doll to life. Then she added that was a good thing. And my friend @thunderstormofoblivion who once said she Dove Cameron looks like the animated version of an evil Scarlett Johnasson. I think I can see how both of these could be seen as insults but I don’t think they were. They both tap into a sense of unreality to how she looks but it’s not an accusation, it’s more a commentary on both how pretty she is and the sort of general feel about her. I have long known who Dove Cameron is in the vague sense of somehow through osmosis I know the names of many, many Disney stars and can usually get the face to match the name. Though also the tend to blur together. And while Dove Cameron is pretty when I look at pictures of her at say 19, she also is just another young blonde actress (side note, young blonde actress is so close to a Velvet Underground song that my brain almost forces me to sing it as I type it. I would ask if anyone else has that problem but I am 99% sure I am the only weirdo with that issue). What she looks like now, to me at least, is a woman who has figured out her look and style. I have seen it happen a lot with alt models and stuff over the years (go look at Mosh when she was 19. She was very pretty but also very much like a lot of alt models. Now Mosh is singularly Mosh). Which is maybe why she stood out in Agents of Shield and continues to now. Before she looked like a Disney star. Now she looks like Dove Cameron. Dove Cameron who has a look that apparently makes people think of various pieces of art because it’s somewhat otherworldly. That’s impressive. I like her look, too. The Doll comment feels like a better compliment but on the other hand I have posted Jessica Rabbit. I have never posted Barbie. So I think both compliments have merit. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.