Tag: Dove Cameron

I know I just posted Dove Cameron the other day but like.. she showed up in a new photoshoot and I am only human. I mean, that shoot isn’t here but that’s for reasons involving me deciding I liked these pictures better after those pictures got me looking for what pictures of her to post. It’s a complex process here, guys. Anyway, she looks good because that’s her thing. It’s almost unsettling if I am being honest but in a good way. Like you know, the Twilight Zone or something. No, wait, that isn’t a compliment at all. Forgive me, I’m tired and my coffee machine broke this morning so I am living like an olden days settler or something but worse because it’s also cold and rainy and I assume they never had to deal with that. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

Dove Cameron is here because I have no idea if she’s in anything at the moment but random pictures of her keep showing up and my reaction is always the same, “Oh, she looks good there”. Which makes sense, as discussed in previous posts she’s the sort of pretty that almost feels unnatural. Like someone designed her in a lab somewhere to be pretty. So obviously that would make for good pictures, if not the entire experiment would be a failure. Anyway, that’s why I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

So the Emmys are tomorrow which means Emmys related stuff is going on this weekend. I am posting Dove Cameron cause she is pretty and tends to look good and she was at some Emmys stuff and was at some Fashion Week stuff earlier in the week so it’s time. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

When I think about Dove Cameron I think of two things people have said about her. First is @horror-hotties who once told me that Dove Cameron looked like a science experiment to bring a really pretty doll to life. Then she added that was a good thing. And my friend @thunderstormofoblivion who once said she Dove Cameron looks like the animated version of an evil Scarlett Johnasson. I think I can see how both of these could be seen as insults but I don’t think they were. They both tap into a sense of unreality to how she looks but it’s not an accusation, it’s more a commentary on both how pretty she is and the sort of general feel about her. I have long known who Dove Cameron is in the vague sense of somehow through osmosis I know the names of many, many Disney stars and can usually get the face to match the name. Though also the tend to blur together. And while Dove Cameron is pretty when I look at pictures of her at say 19, she also is just another young blonde actress (side note, young blonde actress is so close to a Velvet Underground song that my brain almost forces me to sing it as I type it. I would ask if anyone else has that problem but I am 99% sure I am the only weirdo with that issue). What she looks like now, to me at least, is a woman who has figured out her look and style. I have seen it happen a lot with alt models and stuff over the years (go look at Mosh when she was 19. She was very pretty but also very much like a lot of alt models. Now Mosh is singularly Mosh). Which is maybe why she stood out in Agents of Shield and continues to now. Before she looked like a Disney star. Now she looks like Dove Cameron. Dove Cameron who has a look that apparently makes people think of various pieces of art because it’s somewhat otherworldly. That’s impressive. I like her look, too. The Doll comment feels like a better compliment but on the other hand I have posted Jessica Rabbit. I have never posted Barbie. So I think both compliments have merit. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

Dove Cameron is one of those people who comes out of that massive child entertainment machine that means I knew the name, I recognize the face, and my brain registers “famous” with both but I could not have told you what she was in or matched the face to the name. That was true for years. And this is not a commentary on her being bland or anything like that but more the fact that Disney is so good at marketing that you learn about what it is selling almost through osmosis. Why do I know her name? I have no idea. Why did I know that face? I have no idea. I just did. I knew my buddy @femalecelebrityoftheday liked her and agreed she was pretty when he posted her but apparently the next day it all blurred together again. So it’s almost embarrassing that she showed up on Agents of Shield… at some point. That also blurs together because I never watch anything in a timely manner anymore. Anyway, she showed up and my response was, that girl is hot, who is she? Well, it was Dove Cameron. Surprise? Kinda. It seems odd for a Disney star that I know almost nothing about but have ideas as to what that entails would have a dramatic role as the badass villain on a Marvel show. Or maybe that makes sense and I am just an idiot. Whatever. My point is she looked really good and continues to look really good and I like evil women a little bit I think? So today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.