Tag: Actress

So I have mentioned before that I typically am not for paparazzi shots.  I mean like walking around in public ones.  Something about them is just a little creepy.  But I can’t seem to help it with Kelly Brook because she has just looked amazing recently.  And the British press sure loves to take her picture going to her car, or the store, or a meeting, or to buy booze or basically anything that require her to go outside.  And part of me is like, I really don’t like posting a bunch of these pictures, it kind of creates demand for a thing I don’t really endorse.  Then the other part of me goes, “But look, Kelly Brook looks fucking amazing”.  And then fucking amazing wins out.  I have heard it said about the French Revolution, as the Revolutionaries basically ended up doing the same things they accused the old system of doing, that when Principles meat Expediency, Expediency wins.  I guess what it boils down to here is that when Principals meet pictures of Kelly Brook looking amazing, Kelly Brook looking amazing wins.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

When 2 Broke Girls was first being talked about as a show that was going to be coming around that fall for me the most exciting aspect was that I hoped it would catapult Kat Dennings to stardom mainly for selfish reasons.  First because I think she is always charming, so the more things she’s in the better it is for me cause I watch a lot of things and a lot of things are lacking charm.  Also, I was hoping it would mean more pictures of her.  Popular show usually means attractive leads end up in a lot of magazines.  I feel like that hasn’t really happened.  I mean, it has happened some but Kat Dennings doesn’t really show up that much.  It’s a shame.  Maybe it’s my fault, I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls.  Maybe if I watched the show more magazines would want to photograph her.  I am not sure how that would work but sometimes I underestimate my own powers.   Anyway, she isn’t here fro any special reason other than I find Kat Dennings attractive and she popped into my head this morning so today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

One of the last, if not the last of Roger Ebert’s reviews I read before he died was for the horror film Mama, which stood out as being solid if not amazing but anchored by an extraordinary performance by Jessica Chastain who managed to lift everything around her.  Roger Ebert commented in the review that the film was just further proof that she was one of the finest actors of her generation.  This is basically how I feel about her because somehow everything she is in, like it or not, I am taken with her performance.  I finally watched the Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby last night, the Her/Him variety and it was… not bad, but not great either.  But Jessica Chastain was again on point.  And she is of course beautiful which is part of the reason she’s here but the truth is she is just so talented I am in awe and it’s such a major factor in my attraction to her.  She if a gift.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

This post is about It Follows.  I saw It Follows yesterday and it has been churning around in my mind as excellent films are want to do.  So It Follows is here.  This is not a knock against Maika Monroe, indeed she is a large part of why it is so excellent, it’s just that she is also infused with my love for the movie.  I want so badly to talk about it but I also don’t want to spoil it.  I went in mostly blind, other than highly touted and ridiculously well reviewed I didn’t know anything about this movie going in.  I mean, I knew it was by the guy who mad the Myth of the American Sleepover, and I liked that movie, but that isn’t really a plot thing.  The movie was excellent, at once reminiscent of so many things but also wholly unique in how it felt. Maika Monroe was the lead, playing the pretty girl everything revolved around and she is indeed pretty but that’s not why she’s here.  She is here because the entire cast gave just excellent, naturalistic performances as teenagers and a group of friends with a lot of history but hers was the best. There are a couple moments where her acting was just awesome.  This one scene in a hospital.. it’s wordless and it is so good.  The movie is so good.  I really want ot talk about it so you know, if you’ve seen it send me an ask, we’ll talk about the movie.  Maika Monroe has now been in two things in a row that I have thought she was really good in.  She is also apparently a professional kiteboarder which is just stupid because how many things does someone need to be good at?  I don’t know, I liked the movie, I liked her performance so today I want to fuck Maika Monroe.

Eva Green is one of those semi-inescapable faces of pop culture.  She isn’t ubiquitous enough that everyone is always talking about her but at the same time she is going to show up every now and then, even if maybe you’re not sure who she is.  I know for me I know who Eva Green is and pictures of her show up in my life, be it online or magazines or whatever and every time my reaction is, “Man, she is so beautiful.  What has she been in cause I have never seen her in anything”.  At which point I go look and remember that I have seen her in quite a few things.  I can never remember she was in a Bond movie for some reason but in my defense it has been almost 10 years (holy crap, can you believe it’s been that long).  But everything else I have seen her in has largely been terrible.  Last night I watched the 300 sequel and man, that was terrible.  I mean, I didn’t think the first one was great but I could appreciate it as the homoerotic love letter to abs that it was.  This movie was even worse.  You know what, it isn’t Eva Green’s fault, I thought she made a pretty good scenery chewing villain.  The movie was bad though.  Bad enough that the entire time I was thinking about how bad it was except when Eva Green was on screen.  When she was on screen instead my brain was going, “Holy crap she’s so beautiful.  What has she been in, why haven’t I ever seen anything with her in it before”.  I am sure in a month I’ll wonder if I have ever seen anything with her in it.  She should fire someone, whoever is picking scripts for her, because apparently her movies are just not memorable.  Or I’m forgetful.  Or maybe she is just so beautiful that it’s distracting and I don’t pay attention to anything else.  Irregardless she is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Eva Green.

Here is Gillian Jacobs cause I just watched yesterday’s Community.  The idea of internet broadcasting really destroys the urgency of watching TV the day it comes out.  It’s strange because I recorded stuff on DVR before I was watching it online but I would still usually watch it that night.  Now it is just like… not urgent in my mind.  Even if I really want to watch a show my brain no longer goes, “Oh man, Community is coming on, I better get all this paperwork done so I can watch”.  So that’s going on with me and I actually liked last nights episode a good bit, it felt like the first one so far where the show has found it’s groove with it’s new cast and stuff.  The show feels smaller and different, too.  It’s hard to explain but things change.  I mean, I am posting Gillian Jacobs instead of Allison Brie ( femalecelebrityoftheday is going to have a field day with that).  I don’t know why, she is what caught my eye so here I am, posting her, saying today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

So here is Ariana Grande again a week after I posted her last time.  I know cause for some reason last time that post got quite a reaction.  It was the 16th time I had posted her.  I think.  Anyway, I won’t really address any of that other than I don’t understand some of the complaints I received but you are more than welcome to your opinion. She is here because she is attractive and a friend and I were discussing that last night.  I will just leave it at that today and say today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

I haven’t posted Jennifer Lawrence in a while.  Or at least it feels like it’s been a long time.  It’s hard to tell sometimes but it feels like generally she hasn’t been around much in the front and center of things.  That’s understandable, everyone needs a break sometimes and she certainly could have used less attention.  I am not here to talk about all that ugliness though, I just saw some pictures of her at screenings of Serena and I thought she looked pretty.  She was smiling in some and I do enjoy her smile.  Which is why I just realized I chose all pictures where she wasn’t smiling.  My brain is kind of stupid sometimes.  Anyway, she is pretty an I like her and… it felt like a good time to post her.  So today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I may have mentioned this before but the first timeII ever noticed Emmy Rossum was in Mystic River which I think speaks of just how beautiful she is because she is only in that movie for a few minutes.  But I saw her in that bar in the beginning and I was like, wow, that girl is beautiful, who is she?  So I looked her up cause thank god for IMDB and saw her name, Emmy Rossum.  Her name stuck with me enough that I never forgot it, I thought she was that pretty.  Now, I have only posted her a few times because I have only seen her in a handful of things.  Well, more than a handful but not being someone who watches Shameless I very rarely see her.  Except you know, for a constant stream of paparazzi pictures.  They love her.  And she was in a bunch this week around New York because I guess she was doing press there.  The reaction is still largely the same for me when I see her in those which is, “How is this girl so beautiful”.  Seriously in some she is just like leaving the gym or getting coffee and I am willing to admit that she might look like she’s spent 5 hours in hair and make up because maybe she has before she goes to get coffee but she looks better than most human beings should be able to anyway, no matter how much effort they have exhausted.  And of course, the other thing is my brain sometimes wonders just how much time could she have spent getting ready if this picture is from 6:30 in the morning outside NBC?  The girl is just beautiful.  Like next level beautiful.  And that’s why she’s here, all week I keep seeing pictures and going, “Wow she is so pretty”.  So today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

So I had never seen Rose McIver in anything before the very early hours of this morning when I got around to watching the first episode of iZombie.  Like, it turns out she makes a gorgeous zombie!  Now… I feel like even if I erased that last sentence I would need to explain I am not into her because she’s a zombie. I am aware there are people into zombies.  I am not aware of this because I have done any research but I have been on the internet long enough to know there have to be people into zombies.  I mean, I know from personal experience there are people who kind of like it when you bite them.  Hell, there are people who want you to bite them harder than you are frankly comfortable with.  Some bad clicks have me well aware there are people into being eaten alive.  And like… the whole dead girl thing, we all heard urban legends.  So I get there are like… zombie people.  I am just saying I am not one of them, she is beautiful and she plays a character written by Rob Thomas, thus I am into her.  I mean, smart, funny, well written blonde detective written by Rob Thomas?  It isn’t quite Zombie Veronica Mars but it’s close enough that in retrospect this post was inevitable.  I really liked the first episode and she is really pretty.  And she is the first person I have ever posted from New Zealand!  I am sure the entire Island Nation is going to be pumped.  Hell it gives me an excuse to tag my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles (and hell, why not her girlfriend fortheloveofelephants too for NO REASON) because they are from New Zealand and thus I can force them to read this looking for their names even though I am like 99% sure they won’t care about one bit of this.  I should take this moment to point out that I have an entire blog about my libido, if you’re surprised I’m an ego maniac seeking attention then that’s a deficit in your judgement, not mine.  Anyway, Rose McIver is a very pretty girl and uh… used to be a Power Ranger, so if that’s your thing enjoy knowing that.  Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.