Tag: Actress

I want to point out that I am well aware community is returning today.  Or has returned depending on your perspective.  The internet is strange.  But don’t worry celeb-crush-otd already posted Alison Brie and I am willing to bet that femalecelebrityoftheday will end up posting Gillian Jacobs today, so you guys are covered.  I am posting Eliza Dushku because I am a non conformist rebel.  Why in the world would you guys try to tie me down, I’m an Eagle guys, I have to fly free.  Also I couldn’t sleep last night and was flipping through Netflix and in their “Popular on Netflix” section was a movie called Soul Survivor.  I am unsure why it is so popular, though in Netflix’s defense it did not think I would like it.  I watched it though cause the big image at the top was a girl looking at pills and I was like, that girl is really hot, she looks familiar, who is that.  Well, it turns out it was Eliza Dushku and I don’t want to brag but I was totally right, she was really hot.  It’s a talent I have where I can look at things and state the obvious.  The movie was terrible though, just in case you were curious.  She played kind of the same thing she always plays in supporting roles circa the early 2000′s, she was edgy girl who might be kind of a bad girl.  It worked for her.  But really, the movie was just terrible.  Anyway, I am not here to bash movies, I am here to ramble on about a bunch of nonsense and then say Today I want to fuck Eliza Dushku

So I guess Ariana Grande is on tour at the moment.  Or, no, I don’t guess.  I know.  I am literate and when picture of her on stage state she is in a certain city for the Honeymoon Tour it means that she is on tour.  But it’s this like… thing I do.  A bit of intellectual cowardice or something, I can’t commit to an actual statement, you have to give yourself wiggle room so that what you said isn’t definite, then you can’t really be wrong.  Like I’m fucking Hamlet or something and my inability to decide makes me a hero.  Some hero, dude didn’t accomplish shit and Ophelia’s at the bottom of a river simply because she didn’t realize spoiled, rich momma’s boys are absolutely the wrong people to fall in love with.  Fuck Hamlet, am I right?  How did we get here?  I don’t know, Ariana Grande is on tour and I know this for certain.  I also happen to know she mixes a strange combination of adorable and sexy.  I am sure some people find it off putting but those people are not me.  I happen to find it attractive.  She is attractive.  No wishy washy bullshit here from me.  I don’t care what is nobler in the minds of men, she is attractive, I like what she has been wearing on stage, thus today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Friday the 13th everybody.  I mean, this post has nothing to do with Friday the 13th but you know, it’s a cool day in my book so enjoy it.  This post is about Katheryn Winnick who has only shown up once before and that is way too few times.  She of course is known best for playing Lagetha on the Vikings and I enjoy the show, so it’s actually a little surprising she never shows up here.  Especially because she is so good on the show.  I think it is a real talent to convey authority and strength in a character without the use of violence to reinforce it.  At least, without using violence often, it is a show called Vikings.  Especially for a female character.  There is a way she manages to carry herself though that you get why people would follow and trust her character.  And yeah, you know she can kick ass, so that helps but there is something more.  I don’t know though, I can’t really put it into words, which is a shame cause that’s kind of my job here.  What I am saying is she is way better at her job than I am at mine.  So today I want to fuck Katheryn Winnick.

I am usually not a huge fan of random shots out in public of people.  I mean they can call them candids or street style or whatever but it always strikes me as creepy.  As a matter of fact Kelly Brook once posted a picture of the paparazzi waiting for her outside her home in London and it was like they had set up a tent city on the sidewalk. I mean, part of that is the price of fame I guess but it still creeps me out a little bit.  But at the same time I am human and all Kelly Brook seems to do is go to the gym these days.  At least I assume so because basically every day there are pictures of her going to the gym.  And just a few months ago I was surprised I had posted her so many times and was like, “well, she’ll go down the list, I never have the urge to post her again”.  I am not sure what i was thinking but I was wrong.  I am human, she looks better having worked out than most people do after hours getting ready.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So I have started watching the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and I am digging it.  I was looking forward to it from when it was first
announced but kind of forgot that it would be out this weekend until I
saw people talking about it.  I think what I like best about it is how
well it harnesses what is best about Ellie Kemper.  She was enjoyable on
some pretty bad seasons of the Office but I feel she is better used
here because it really takes he ability for upbeat enthusiasm and turns
it into something wonderful.  She isn’t positive because she is stupid
like on the Office, she is instead a ray of sunshine because it is
frankly better than being a dark cloud in everyone’s life.  I really
like it and I really like getting to see her.  I like it so far and I
like Ellie Kemper so today I want to fuck Ellie Kemper. 

So I am posting Sarah Hyland today cause I was watching Modern Family last night (an episode from the day before, there is a lot of lag in my life right now.  I am posting about 6 hours later than I usually do).  Anyway, the show is not the show it once was.  I would call it mildly amusing now with occasional bright spots.  It’s kind of the fate of almost every sitcom, they grow long in the tooth as they go on and often suffer from narrative stagnation because it’s a comedy, you can’t change the characters that much or the comedy part might fail.  That’s the thinking at least. I noticed last night something I had noticed before though which is Sarah Hyland is doing really good work on the show.  I mean lots of people do good work but I have noticed she is taking the littler they give her and really turning it into something.  She has the closest thing to a character arc on the show.  I guess that makes sense, she was like 18 when the show started and now she’ like 25.  There is a pretty major difference in those ages, I know, I lived through it.  I feel like I am articulating poorly so I will just say I find Sarah Hyland impressive and leave it at that.  Today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.

Kristen Stewart keeps popping into my head and I don’t know why.  I bear her no ill will but I also don’t think of myself as any kind of Kristen Stewart fan.  She is basically famous so I know she exists but don’t ever think of her except when something puts her in front of me.  But I haven’t seen her in anything recently.  Still Alice I guess?  That was like 2 months ago I watched that.  I did think she was good in it (and honestly pretty good in most of the things I have seen her in) but it was hardly a sexy movie or sexy role.  I don’t think anyone walked out going, “It was pretty hot how that woman struggled with her identity and coming to terms with the most important part of her betraying her as she lost her cognitive abilities”.   I mean, if that’s your thing I’ll try not to judge but it seems a little uncool to me. Anyway, I don’t think that’s why but she just keeps popping into my head.  She has for a few days now and today she is back again and back again enough that she really is the person I have to post.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

So this morning I made a post and then apparently forgot to click post, so it was just sitting here on my computer open.  I was wondering why it got zero notes.  Like my good buddy femalecelebrityoftheday even sent me a message and didn’t like it and I was like, wow, he’s really sore about being only 3rd in my tumblr crushes.  It turns out though that the issue was that I just didn’t hit post.  This was fate giving me a second chance I guess.  Not that there was anything wrong with it but i had forgotten today is the 3rd anniversary of me starting this blog.  So yes, I now have been doing this strange thing for 3 years.  It started as kind of a joke and now it’s.. I dunno, just my creepy blog that some people seem to like.  Anyway, my first ever entry was Scarlett Johnasson.  And that is why she is here.  Not because I am honoring that but because I went to go double check the date and saw that it was indeed March 4th that I started the blog and saw the pictures and was like, “Man, Scarlett Johnasson is so hot”.  It honestly doesn’t take much to get me to post her, just a reminder that she’s alive (if you don’t like her you are so lucky she’s a movie star.  If she was on TV every week this blog would have a weekly post of her).  Anyway, here she is, she is actually my 5th most commonly posted person.  Oh hell, let me take a screenshot because at least femalecelebrityoftheday will want to see my stupid stats. 

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Anyway, she is gorgeous and talented and man she is hot. That’s all I have to say really except that once again today I want to fuck Scarlett Johnasson.

So the universe has been telling me to post Alexandra Daddario and I won’t lie, it really doesn’t take much of a nudge for me to do so.  I was watching the first episode of The Last Man on Earth and it was ok but there is a point where Alexandra Daddario shows up and I was pretty pumped because I didn’t know she was in it. It turns out that is because she isn’t really, she was just the fantasy hot girl for a quick dream sequence.  “The Hot Girl” seems to be a roll she’s getting a lot and I understand that but I always feel a little sad when someone isn’t given more to work with than that. Anyway, this is right after I rewatched Texas Chainsaw whatever the one she was in was called.  I had a friend argue it is actually really good if you go in with the right eyes.  I thought maybe I was wrong about it so I should try to watch it.  And you know, if you’ve seen it you’ll understand when I say Alexandra Daddario running around in a striped shirt is the sort of thing you can be easily talked into some times.  Unfortunately I was right about the movie.  Fortunately my memory was correct that Alexandra Daddario is officially smoking hot (though good news, she does do a pretty good job in the movie I think).  Anyway, that is why she is here and good lord she is hot. Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Here is Karen Gillan for no reason other than some pictures of her showed up over the weekend and cons and stuff.  She is adorable and sex and gorgeous.  She also looked good at the Cinderella premier.  Not a lot more to say than that because first I didn’t sleep well and second I have posted her plenty before and can’t think of anything new to say.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.