Tag: Actress

I rewatched The Winter Soldier last night because I was in the mood for something awesome and it was something awesome.  I love the movie, I feel like I made that clear when it originally came out but in case you don’t remember and you’ve been wondering what I think about it there you go.  It rules.  Also among things that are awesome and rule?  Scarlett Johansson.  She is gorgeous and talented and gorgeous.  Seriously gorgeous.  I don’t know why this posted ended up all black and white except it got that was after a few pictures and I embraced it.  It’s ok because she looks good in anything, black and white included and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So the Emmys were last night and I am going to be honest, no one really blew me away with what they wore.  Which is sad because I am sure that was what they were all after, impressing random creeps on the internet.  Maybe next year celebrities!  So I am not sure I can declare a winner but it seemed like a good excuse to post Alexandra Daddario because she is gorgeous and doesn’t come up that often otherwise.  I guess maybe her True Detective bump is over cause the internet is back to not really talking about her much.  Hopefully she has something awesome in the works.  Or honestly even just another crummy horror movie because she’s looked good in those.  My point is she is very, very pleasant to look at so today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Man British Girls, am I right? You actually don’t have the answer that, I just wanted to start this that way because, well, I make the same kinda jokes that maybe aren’t really jokes all the time.  Doctor Who was last night and Jenna Coleman is adorable.  And I love the way they dress her.  I guess I like the sense of style and I like the people associated with it?  I don’t know, I don’t always make sense, the point is Doctor Who is back and I am rambling and today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

So I got to see Life After Beth.  Which you know, is why Aubrey Plaza is here.  If you care about my thoughts on the movie I can sum it up as wasted potential.  It wasn’t terrible or anything but it never really became anything and it kind of wasted the cast.  Aubrey Plaza sure was pretty, though.  It’s interesting, I like her a lot because she is talented and funny.  And similar to me in some ways like apparently we were both really into SNL at one point, she became an intern, I didn’t, but to her that was like the ultimate.  I was thinking though, I almost don’t praise how pretty she is enough.  Because for real her face is amazing.  Like if she wasn’t very funny and wasn’t very good at what she did… I’d probably still be pretty into her.  But she is that funny and good at what she does.  She actually kind of reminds me of Anna Kendrick, not just because they go on beach trips together but it’s the same sort of collection of good looks, talent, humor, and just seeming cool as fuck.  It’s a very appealing combination and today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

This feels like a day premature.  Like tomorrow is the day I should be posting Jenna Coleman.  Except that’s not how this blog works, I don’t get to tell my brain what day I find someone attractive. Or maybe most attractive, I don’t think there are days I don’t find Jenna Coleman attractive because I actually have excellent vision.  I don’t want to brag but I don’t wear glasses because I am basically perfect.  But I don’t want to brag.  This stellar ability to see things in front of me mean that from the moment she first was announced and appeared I knew Jenna Coleman was gorgeous.  She wasn’t even Jenna Coleman than, she had a whole extra name and it didn’t distract me, I could see.  It’s just her face and her smile, she’s so damn pretty.  And she has been showing up constantly leading up to tomorrow’s premier so like, obviously it was going to beat me down and I was going to have to admit that today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Here is Jennifer Ellison who I am strangely attracted to.  Not that I think it is strange to be attracted to her, that seems to make a ton of sense if you look at her, I think it’s strange that I am attracted to her.  Cause I shouldn’t even know who she is.  She is, really, just like a ton of girls I have posted from horror movies who was like… in one horror movie I liked and that is my only exposure to her.  Except there are so many pictures of her out there and they keep resurfacing because I guess she kind of mattered in the UK?  I actually can’t get a handle on it because most of these pictures are pretty old, maybe I should use my retrocrush tag?  That seems wrong though cause like.. she’s 30 now?  And looks fine?  But I don’t know, maybe she was never particularly famous but kept being invited red carpet stuff?  That would make sense cause I mean… boobs?  I have noticed a trend in the old red carpet pictures of her and that trend is cleavage.  But I don’t know.  I really have no idea at all.  But I find her attractive.  It’s probably my blonde and British thing that I didn’t even know existed a few years ago.  Or maybe it’s boobs.  It’s hard to tell, I am not a scientist no matter how scientific my discussions on this blog are.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

So I had a dream about Anna Kendrick last night.  Now you might be saying, “Hearing about other people’s dreams is boring”.  The good news is that I can’t hear you on account of this being the internet and also the dynamics of space-time being such that you won’t read this until I am done, so you get to hear about my dream!  Lucky you!  So we were at war with Russia and China, and by us I mean the forces of good, not just Anna Kendrick and I.  But we were planning a major assault that would win the war the next day because in my dreams that is how wars work I guess.  I was joining the fight against the Russians and Anna Kendrick was actually leading an all girl squad into China.  Because obviously this is a great idea, I don’t want to brag but my subconscious is a tactical genius.  Anyway, she and I hung out leading up to the battle and she was really cool.  And good news, we won the war!  Again because my subconscious is a tactical genius.  So I woke up thinking about Anna Kendrick cause I slept thinking about Anna Kendrick.  I am fully ok with this, gold star night for my brain.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

This is a post that is at least like 2 and a half years in the making.  At least.  See, my oldest follower at this point and I believe my 7th follower ever, who is also a very good tumblr friend of mine (the great monicaspeaceofmind who I first linked to over 2 years ago in a Scarlett Johansson post), started following me because of Hillary Duff.  I have never posted Hillary Duff before.  But I have considered posting Hillary Duff many times before. And one day, very soon after I started my blog I was checking her tag on tubmlr and liked a post about her and that ended up being the 7th person to ever follow me because she liked my blog when she checked it out I guess.  Anyway, Hillary Duff has been someone I have considered posting.  It goes back even further though because I don’t know when Lizzie McGuire was on exactly but it overlapped with when I was working nights at a record store.  Very early 2000’s I guess.  I have never seen the show but I understand it was a touchstone for some teenagers and being in my early 20’s at a record store I worked with some teenagers.  Who all told me I should watch it because Hillary Duff was totally my type.  That was a little uncomfortable because I was not sure how young she was but “too young” was the most apt description at the time and I was a little frightened that my type was 16 year olds in these people’s minds.  They clarified they didn’t mean that she just seemed like the kind of girl I’d like.  I still don’t know what they meant or what cosmic connection I might have with Hillary Duff if we weren’t so star crossed that we’d never met.  I can honestly say I haven’t seen anything of hers except her guest roles on Gossip Girl and Community.  I am not sure I have even heard her music.  That said… I do often see small thumbnails somewhere of some celebrity and I am like, “That girl looks good, who is that” and I expand it and bam, it’s HIllary Duff.  So what I am saying is I guess everyone was right and she is my type.  It just so happens the only pictures that seem to surface of her are ones of her like out with her kids trying to hide her face and I don’t have the heart to post pictures I found with the headline, “Hillary Duff goes for a walk with kids in tight jeans. Ass. Butt”.  Also, I just don’t like that so when I look I get a little bored and move on and forget about her.  Not today though, today I took my time and her new album means there have been some nice new pictures to mix with a bunch of old ones and I am rambling and I’ll just say today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence because everyone loves Jennifer Lawrence.  Except for those who hate her.  It’s interesting, I assume this is largely because fame can be polarizing.  I know when I was younger I felt like I had to hate what was popular to show I was above it.  Which is kind of funny because you know who was really above the boy band explosion of that late 90’s?  It wasn’t me and my punk friends sneering at it and listening to better music.  It was my grandparents who had no fucking clue who the Backstreet Boys were and didn’t care.  They were above it.  Anyway, I happen to really like Jennifer Lawrence and what I find most interesting about her is how much she is loved for her personality despite being a pretty good chameleon on screen. I have her as some of her various characters in this post because honestly they are nothing alike.  Which is good, that’s kind of what you do as an actor.  But it’s interesting that she hasn’t yet quite fallen into the movie star role, where you stop playing characters and start playing types but she has become a movie star with the fame and the draw and the cult of personality around her.  Maybe only I find that interesting.  You know what a lot of us will probably agree on in the interesting category?  It’s interesting how hot she is.  I am fascinated by it.  Take your time and study the hotness if you’d like, I give you full permission.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So I was having this conversation about pink castles and that lead into a conversation about Jayne Mansfield because if you know about the house she lived in that isn’t a strange place to go.  Also because Jayne Mansfield has popped up a lot recently in conversation but I promise it was natural, I am not like obsessed.  Anyway, my tumblr friend ganstersexy had no clue who Jayne Mansfield was, which I said was a shame because Jayne Mansfield was her type in that Jayne Mansfield was hot.  As part of my evidence to prove this I showed my friend this clip from The Girl Can’t Help it.  I actually proved my point with a simple picture but I happen to think the way she walks there is unreal and it is fun to share. I kept proving my point past that until I had my friend convinced that yes, Jayne Mansfield is super hot.  But what was funny about the clip was the first reaction was that it was fake because how can someone have those curves.  I pointed out it is not fake.  Then the question was, “And she didn’t have surgery”.  And of course the answer there was no because that didn’t exist for almost 10 years.  Anyway, the questions kept coming and it’s kind of funny because basically it boiled down to Jayne Mansfield being so attractive she couldn’t be real, especially if she was an unknown quantity.  Now, she isn’t unknown, many people know her and I know she has her fans on tumblr but it was funny.  And it does reinforce my basic point which is Jayne Mansfield was crazy hot.  That’s really it basically.  Today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.