Tag: Actress

So yesterday Anna Kendrick showed up on WTF and I got excited when I saw that and knew my goal was to plow through the two episodes in the way to get to her because Anna Kendrick is awesomely charming.  So I got there and of course an hour long interview with her was great.  She even talked a little about the strange people who have crushes on her and stuff (she was of course talking about other people, no one reading this) but it all just reinforced that she is hilarious and great.  There is just something about her, she just seems like a lot of fun and… I dunno, it’s hard to really phrase.  She commented that no one would ever walk up to Jessica Biel and say the sort of things they say to her.  They expect her to find it funny.  I guess this is because in everyone’s mind Anna Kendrick is kind of like girl friend or best friend material.  She seems approachable because she seems like someone they want to spend time with.  This is actually a pretty big compliment I think.  Though I guess it isn’t for me to decide if she should be flattered.  I think she’s great though and today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

You may not realize this about me but I absolutely love Robin Hood.  I actually like quite a bit of similar things I suppose, I was also always really into King Arhtur.  And Knights in general.  As a kid I remember watching the Errol Flynn movie and wondering why there weren’t more (you know, people can rag on Hollywood for sequels but they are just giving people what they want.  If they had made 72 Robin Hood movies I would have rented them all.  70 of them might have sucked but it wouldn’t have mattered.  What I am saying is if you are trashing the creative bankruptcy of sequels remember there is an 8 year old who doesn’t care and just wants to see his favorite characters and you’re a joyless child hater).  I even tried reading some of the really old stuff but man, poems from the 13th century are really not for 10 year olds.  Anyway, I loved Robin Hood and I also really love period dress, something I have addressed here before.  There is a hierarchy of what is best but towards the top is the random medieval type things you find in things like Robin Hood.  So I thought Jenna Coleman looked great yesterday.  And I thought she was adorable when she first saw Robin Hood (spoilers, Robin Hood was in Doctor Who.  I guess you might have just thought I was rambling for no good reason about him).  I mean, honestly I look at Jenna Coleman and all I can think of is how she is so damn pretty.  And obviously I like all things English and have since I was a little kid.  Who can blame me?  What was I going to do, prance around talking about Robin des Bois?  Please.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

So Debby Ryan hasn’t really shown up here very much and it’s basically because I don’t watch the Disney Channel.  Except for Gravity Falls, which might be on Disney XD or whatever it’s called.  The one for boys.  Cause it has superheros (really.  Disney created XD cause they had a tough time attracting boys).  I don’t know, my DVR records it for me.  This used to be the only time I saw Debby Ryan because the last few minutes of her show would always be the start of my recording.  Usually there would be some zanny quip or a pratfall or like maybe a freeze frame?  I don’t know, I try not to be too harsh but it looked terrible.  Now I get to see the end of some other show set in a high school or a junior high that looks even worse.  All of this sounds very judgmental but I am the idiot who is watching something meant for people 25 years younger than me.  And I loved the shows Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude! on Nickelodeon back in the day and I am pretty sure those were just terrible.  I don’t know, I haven’t gone back to watch but I bet Hey Dude makes Jessie (or Jessie! I am not sure what her show is called, I would put in the exclamation point if I was naming it) look like Shakespeare.  None of that has much to do with anything but I do like to ramble sometime.  I can easily say Debby Ryan is far, far hotter than the girls were on those terrible shows i watched.  Well… maybe Kelly Kapowski ranks but I dunno, late 80’s/early 90’s fashion and hair has not aged that well.  Anyway, Debby Ryan is very pretty but I rarely think of her.  But I have seen a bunch of pictures of her lately and so… here we are.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

With Joan Rivers passing (which is terrible.  If you don’t think she’s great then you clearly didn’t know her work because she was amazing) someone has to start talking about Red Carpet Fashion.  I guess that means me.  Right?  All eyes are on me to take up the mantle?  I guess so.  Anyway, a couple of major film festivals are getting under way and this is good news if you like red carpet fashion cause film festivals have red carpets and people generally wear clothing at them.  I actually couldn’t decided who to post today so I got greedy and lazy.  Alexandra Daddario and Ashley Greene both looked fantastic in all the stuff associated with the movie Burying the Ex which I know exactly zero about other than assuming they are in it.  I guess I also know they looked great at the premier.  And the premier party.  And the photocall.  And you know, I couldn’t decide who looked better because Alexandra Daddario’s photocall dress was so great but at the premier Ashley Greene’s was amazing and so you know what, it’s my blog, I can do what I want and so today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario and Ashley Greene.

Here is Amanda Seyfried for no particular reason at all.  I don’t really have any strong reason or rationale or anything.  I don’t even have much to say today.  I am tired and moving slowly and it was just like, “Yeah, sure let’s post her today”.  So here she is.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

So I watched the Quiet Ones for a couple of reasons, none of those reasons being that I heard it was good.  One was Jared Harris because he’s awesome.  The second was Olivia Cooke cause I kind of like her and was interested in seeing more of her work.  The Third was because I have an unabashed love for old Hammer Horror and so I keep finding myself drawn to Neo-Hammer in the hopes of… something.  I mean, they have their formula since they are pretty heavily playing on the nostalgia of old Hammer.  Which is why Erin Richards is here because she is pretty and they movie is set in the 70’s and for a couple of scenes she reminded me of the old Hammer Glamour I remember.  Plus I mean she’s British and Blonde.  The British part was pretty much a given since I don’t think they hire a lot of Americans to play Brits in the UK.  I could be wrong but it doesn’t seem like a thing they tend to do.  I think she might be famous for something in England but I can’t swear by it, I actually had seen her in another horror movie prior to this but I barely remember the movie and remember her not at all.  She was really pretty in this though.  She did a solid job.  Really there was nothing wrong with the acting in general in this one, the movie just lacked any sort of spark to make it special.  She looked very pretty in an old school way though so today I want to fuck Erin Richards.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence who probably didn’t have her best Labor Day weekend.  I feel bad for her and there are so many things I could talk about with all that went on but… I will leave most of that to others.  What I will say is this, I usually try to be inclusive as possible but the most upsetting thing I have regularly seen about this are the legions of guys whose arguments come down to “Sluts got what they deserve”.  I am not entirely sure what this argument means but if you are one of those people I will unequivocally tell you you are a piece of shit.  There are again lots of reasons why, ranging from the fact that this was a gross violation of privacy, a violation of a woman and you immediately come up with reasons why it’s a woman’s fault to the confusing misogyny of you wanting to see these pictures and then holding the woman in contempt for doing something that got you what you want.  But I also happen to know these arguments won’t make a dent.  It’s ok, I’m not here to convince you today.  Today I am here to mock you.  This is where I start mocking you.  See, you are eagerly gobbling up naked pictures of women and then bashing them for being naked.  I can only imagine this is because you are sad, lonely, sexually frustrated individuals.  To get what you claim to want and be angry about it displays a deep, deep dissatisfaction with your life.  I am sure you have reasons about how it’s the world’s fault but let’s be honest, you look around, you’re lonely, your pop culture ephemera doesn’t love you back, and things aren’t at all like you imaged they’d be when you became an adult.  You’re a giant loser and it frustrates you.  Your idea that a women being naked makes her a slut betrays that apparently you never get to see women naked.  I am sorry because naked women are great.  I know, I saw one on cable once.  It was awesome.  You however are a ball full of impotent rage and you are a sad little loser.  I am normally not this mean but… you’re a douche bag and a bully who hides behind a screen of anonymity.   Now, I know implying you’re a loveless, friendless, socially inept piece of trash is lazy and cheap and low hanging fruit but… I just don’t feel bad.  As for me, I don’t see anything wrong with a woman taking naked pictures of herself.  I don’t see anything wrong with her sharing it with people she wants to share it with.  It’s her life and her body.  I see a lot with people stealing it.  So I feel bad for Jennifer Lawrence and I feel bad to be at all associated with the sort of people who have shown the nastiness of their character.  But I hold her in the same esteem I did before, she’s a good actress and she is beautiful and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

This post is a long time overdue in that… Ariana Grande has almost made it multiple times.  Like, she was my number 2 some days?  It feels like she was supposed to be here multiple times and just kind of got beat out.  She actually last showed up here 7 months ago.  Now, part of that is I am not really like obsessed with Ariana Grande or anything so it’s easy for her to slip into the background but that is too long given the frequency with which she pops up in my thoughts.  It’s just bad luck I guess.  I know, poor her.  Famous, popular musician doesn’t get attention from me.  She must be crushed!  Anyway, she is here now because she is a lovely mix of adorable and sexy and today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Here is Gemma Arterton who has basically been demanding I take notice recently by looking absolutely amazing.  I feel bad because I have no idea if she has something coming out or anything, I assume so since there have been photoshoots and photocalls and whatever.  But I don’t know.  I don’t care because I don’t even need to know, the pictures alone are enough to get her here.  She has looked great.  She has this really difficult balance of looking absolutely adorable and drop dead sexy.  It’s hard to pull off both.  She has these cute freckles and this pretty face and then you kind of look at her eyes and her expression and… wow.  I know, I’m very articulate.  It’s a  gift.  My point is she looks just amazing.  So today I want to fuck Gemma Arterton

I am honestly not the world’s biggest Kristen Stewart fan.  I don’t have anything against her really, I mean sometimes I make the comment about her smiling (people criticize this and people criticize criticizing this.  You are right, girls don’t have to smile.  People also have the right to be annoyed if someone looks dour and unhappy doing what they purportedly love and making a lot of money at it.  It’s ok to have different opinions about it.  Is this still a thing anyway?  I feel like it hasn’t been in a long time), but I harbor no ill will.  I just don’t care.  That happens.  She is pretty but nothing about her clicks with me.  I have seen her in very little though I did like Adventure Land.  So no ill will but no passion at all really.  So sometimes it takes a little time to build up some, “Hey, she looks really good in that photoshoot”.  Then, “She looks really good there, is that the same one as last week?"  It turns out it isn’t and then I kind of realize that she has looked really good lately and it keeps stacking up and it’s like, ok, fine, I give up, today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.