Tag: Actress

I have posted Emily DiDonato a  handful of times now but I still feel like most people will be like, “Who” when I post her.  But maybe not.  I have no real good measure for how well known models are really.  There is like everyone knows them level and then everything else.  Those seem to be the two stages.  She is not in the everyone knows her stage.  And I am not even sure why I keep posting her.  That sounds like it’s some accident but I mean I can’t put my finger on exactly what but there is something about her that just appeals to me.  Like she is a model who clicks for me.  Sometimes that happens.  Specific people just mesh with your tastes so well.  There isn’t a thing you can point to, it’s just there.  Maybe it’s her eyes or who she models for or maybe I think her last name is fun to say.  Maybe it’s all those things.  Either way today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

I sometimes think about how easily influenced we are by the world around us.  The media or… whatever.  Not like the Illuminati or anything but just generally that someone is trying to push a certain person or this person has been deemed a star and another has not and how it influences us.  Or me at least.  I don’t know how it influences you.  Blake Lively is absolutely pretty and it isn’t like she’s Hollywood’s it girl or anything but it is worth noting I greatly enjoyed Gossip Girl and while I found her very pretty I pretty much ranked Leighton Meester about 72 levels higher than her.  Part of that was no doubt because Leighton Meester played the best character on the show.  Yes a lot of the world seemed to want Blake Lively to be the big thing to come out of Gossip Girl.  I mean, the basic narrative of the show was in a lot of ways shaped around the idea that she was almost supernaturally desirable.  The sort of person you just fall in love with.  And she got the bigger movie roles and the attention.  But while the show was on she couldn’t compare to Leighton Meester.  Well, Leighton Meester is not really in the spot light very often any more and the show is done and while Blake Lively isn’t getting a push as big as A-Listers, she shows up a lot more and as such… she has been posted a lot more.  And I think I find her more attractive now.  I think this means I am easily influenced or something.  I don’t know.  I do know that today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So it turns out Jenna Coleman in a suit was a thing I wanted very badly.  I didn’t know this until I watched last night’s Doctor Who but it is a thing I wanted very badly.  She looked just amazing.  I have nothing interesting at all to say about it other than she looked amazing.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

So I guess Scotland voted to stick around?  That’s cool.  I am not someone with much of a strong opinion there but it seems worth noting given I am posting Karen Gillan.  She’s from Scotland.  That’s the connection.  Why am I explaining?  You guys got it, right?  You’re smart. I mean, at the very least you can read.  Anyway, I keep waiting and waiting and waiting for her new show to start.  I have no clue if it will be good but I do adore her so I am looking forward to it.  I happen to know she is hilarious and beautiful and so at worst she should be pleasant to watch.  And maybe we’ll see a ton of her all of a sudden as a result.  The world will be a better place if Karen Gillan pictures show up more frequently.  Anyway, as a result here are a bunch of pictures of her from her new show in hopes or anticipation.  I don’t know, I didn’t really have a theme so much as I just think she’s pretty and I was like fuck it, let’s grab these.  This is my process.  Basically I am an artist.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I watched Torment last night which was a pretty middle of the road home invasion movie.  Things it did well?  The masks were creepy.  I guess it got to business quickly.  The scene where they make a kid listen to his father say he doesn’t love him was… good I guess?  I watched it for Katharine Isabelle though cause I like her a lot.  It was a little strange that she was in the mom role.  Not because she isn’t age appropriate or anything but because she is someone I started watching when she was playing high school students and it doesn’t really seem that long ago, does it?  Maybe it does.  I do like her though and today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

Zooey Deschanel was really pretty on New Girl last night, thus she is here today.  I know that is a boring way of putting things and I have been boring all week but I have been really tired.  I have been doing that sleep thing where you wake up every half an hour or so. It leads to strange dreams and not a lot of restfulness.  So I am trying my best, I promise.  I know people have told me they like when my entries are funny but my brain isn’t working at that capacity today.  So here’s a joke I loved when I was 5.  This guy is at an intersection with a truck full of penguins and they are making a commotion.  So a cop pulls him over and says, “These penguins are a nuisance.  Take these penguins to the zoo!"  So the guy agrees.  The next day same truck is there full of penguins and they’re all wearing sunglasses and the cop pulls him over again and says, "I thought i told you to take these penguins to the zoo”.  The guy says, “I did.  Today we’re going to the beach”.  Maybe Zooey Deschanel would like that joke.  I feel like she wouldn’t hate it at least.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Here is Anne Hathaway because apparently my brain wanted Anne Hathaway.  I had a dream about her.  She got a job where I was working (interestingly nothing like any place I currently or have ever worked) to study for a role but no one realized it was her.  Except me.  That’s a pretty big running theme in my dreams, that I am the only smart person on Earth.  I get stuff but everyone else is a drooling mouth breather who can meet Anne Hathaway and not know it’s her.  She even went by Anne.  Anyway, she was pretty nice and I told her I knew but she realized she could trust me so we hung out and made jokes.  Thus my dream about Anne Hathaway.  But I woke up going, “She was pretty hot in my dream”.  So today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Here is Danielle Harris who I have seen in three movies this week.  It started as a coincidence when I watched one of the worst things I have ever seen called Killer Bud.  I thought it was going to be a terrible pot horror movie but it ended up just being a terrible pot comedy.  It stared Bud Bundy and Parker Lewis but Danielle Harris was one of the love interests.  Then I watched a horror movie called Camp Dread where she had a small role.  At that point I was like, ok, let’s just find something else with her in it.  So I did.  Anyway, she is here because she is pretty and like a lot of horror fans I have a lot of affection for her.  That just happens to people who stick around the genre for a long time.  So I kind of feel like you either know who she is an at least have warm feelings towards her or you are wondering who the hell she is.  Or you’re the one person who is like, “Oh man, the daughter from Last Boy Scout, I was wondering what happened to her”.  If you are that one person send me an ask, I love the way your brain works.  Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Here is Emmy Rossum who is reliably pretty.. Now, normally if you are describing a woman as “reliable” it’s not really the highest form of flattery.  Really being called reliable regardless of gender isn’t a huge indicator of attraction.  But in this case I mean she’s almost like visual comfort foot.  Or pretty comfort food?  As I type this I feel like I am making things worse.  What I mean is that she is very pretty and is always pretty.  The most remarkable thing about her is how she pretty much always looks good.  To the degree that it becomes common place.  I see pictures of Emmy Rossum and before I even open them up I pretty much know she is going to be very pretty, be flawlessly dressed and I almost kind of yawn.  Which again sounds exciting but it’s actually a feat.  My favorite baseball player as a kid was Cal Ripken.  He was notoriously reliable and consistant.  It made him a hero to millions of kids.  I mean he did a lap around the stadium and shook people’s hands.  I saw grown men cry.  I am not saying Emmy Rossum is a hero or anything, I am just saying that sometimes being consistent is an achievement in it’s own.  Or maybe not, my favorite Superhero of all time is Cyclops so I could just be boring and think saying boring things are compliments.  But you know, I can point to way more good Cyclops stories than you can point to whatever total bad ass 90’s kill crazy character you love has, because he crapped out with chromium covers.  Which you know, basically is my way of saying today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Here is an actress named Shanley Caswell who was apparently in the Conjuring but I don’t know who she was.  One of the daughters?  No, maybe she was one of the girls at the college conference?  I have no clue, I watched this movie last night called Detention which is one of those strange films that you certainly can’t suggest, it was a bit oppressive in it’s desire to have “fun” but at the same time there was enough skill behind the camera and enough that made it unique that you can’t entirely write it off. I mean, if you never see it you’ll be fine.  Seriously, you don’t need to see this.  It just is hard to say it was garbage and walk away.  Anyway, she was sort of the final girl or… I don’t know, the movie was meta on top of meta so she was the obviously hot nerd girl who no one thought was hot but it was also a slasher movie and… it was a mess.  I thought she was cute so here she is today, enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Shanley Caswell.