Here is Emmy Rossum who is reliably pretty.. Now, normally if you are describing a woman as “reliable” it’s not really the highest form of flattery.  Really being called reliable regardless of gender isn’t a huge indicator of attraction.  But in this case I mean she’s almost like visual comfort foot.  Or pretty comfort food?  As I type this I feel like I am making things worse.  What I mean is that she is very pretty and is always pretty.  The most remarkable thing about her is how she pretty much always looks good.  To the degree that it becomes common place.  I see pictures of Emmy Rossum and before I even open them up I pretty much know she is going to be very pretty, be flawlessly dressed and I almost kind of yawn.  Which again sounds exciting but it’s actually a feat.  My favorite baseball player as a kid was Cal Ripken.  He was notoriously reliable and consistant.  It made him a hero to millions of kids.  I mean he did a lap around the stadium and shook people’s hands.  I saw grown men cry.  I am not saying Emmy Rossum is a hero or anything, I am just saying that sometimes being consistent is an achievement in it’s own.  Or maybe not, my favorite Superhero of all time is Cyclops so I could just be boring and think saying boring things are compliments.  But you know, I can point to way more good Cyclops stories than you can point to whatever total bad ass 90’s kill crazy character you love has, because he crapped out with chromium covers.  Which you know, basically is my way of saying today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.