Here is an actress named Shanley Caswell who was apparently in the Conjuring but I don’t know who she was.  One of the daughters?  No, maybe she was one of the girls at the college conference?  I have no clue, I watched this movie last night called Detention which is one of those strange films that you certainly can’t suggest, it was a bit oppressive in it’s desire to have “fun” but at the same time there was enough skill behind the camera and enough that made it unique that you can’t entirely write it off. I mean, if you never see it you’ll be fine.  Seriously, you don’t need to see this.  It just is hard to say it was garbage and walk away.  Anyway, she was sort of the final girl or… I don’t know, the movie was meta on top of meta so she was the obviously hot nerd girl who no one thought was hot but it was also a slasher movie and… it was a mess.  I thought she was cute so here she is today, enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Shanley Caswell.

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