Tag: Emmy Rossum

Here is Emmy Rossum because she always looks pretty. That might seem strange and yes, I find everyone I post here attractive and so on but there are a select few who are a special kind of pretty. I am not saying they are my most posted or my all time favorite celebrities, they are more just people who seem to always look amazing no matter what, in any kind of outfit, and it’s always striking just how pretty they are. She’s one of them. She doesn’t seem to take a bad picture. She was at an event yesterday and looked very pretty. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Here is Emmy Rossum today guys because she is very pretty. I know that’s a thing I say sometimes that seems sort of obvious and like it doesn’t explain a lot but she is. She is also one of those people who manages to often look effortlessly fantastic. She almost always wears something great, even in the boundless shots of her out walking somewhere in LA. Now, I am sure this is not actually effortless but there is a skill and grace in making it look so. It’s always impressive. So I am posting her because she is so pretty and so good at being pretty. Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

So Emmy Rossum was at a thing celebrating a thing and I can’t really remember what it was but I am going to guess something awards related.  Anyway, I thought she looked sharp as hell in her blazer so I am posting her.  I don’t ever really watch anything with Emmy Rossum in it but I often like how she dresses because she looks sharp often.  Also she is just very, very pretty.  So she’s here today.  Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

The time change is the devil.  I hate it so much.  Mix that with people doing the whole St. Patricks thing this weekend and it was just… ugh.  Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.  There will be no Green in this picture for your made up holiday.  If you want to get drunk grow a spine and get drunk, don’t claim to care about a holiday you don’t care about as an excuse to get drunk.  And dont’ even get me started on th- no, you know what, I am not going to rant, I will pass on being that old crank.  Here is Emmy Rossum because she’s easy.  I realize what poor phrasing that is but I mean I have no deeper connection or thoughts to her, she is just really pretty.  It’s my first thought when I see her, “Wow, she’s pretty”.  She often wears things I like and she’s very pretty.  She was at a ball or a gala or something and I really liked her dress a lot.  She looked pretty.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

I may have mentioned this before but the first timeII ever noticed Emmy Rossum was in Mystic River which I think speaks of just how beautiful she is because she is only in that movie for a few minutes.  But I saw her in that bar in the beginning and I was like, wow, that girl is beautiful, who is she?  So I looked her up cause thank god for IMDB and saw her name, Emmy Rossum.  Her name stuck with me enough that I never forgot it, I thought she was that pretty.  Now, I have only posted her a few times because I have only seen her in a handful of things.  Well, more than a handful but not being someone who watches Shameless I very rarely see her.  Except you know, for a constant stream of paparazzi pictures.  They love her.  And she was in a bunch this week around New York because I guess she was doing press there.  The reaction is still largely the same for me when I see her in those which is, “How is this girl so beautiful”.  Seriously in some she is just like leaving the gym or getting coffee and I am willing to admit that she might look like she’s spent 5 hours in hair and make up because maybe she has before she goes to get coffee but she looks better than most human beings should be able to anyway, no matter how much effort they have exhausted.  And of course, the other thing is my brain sometimes wonders just how much time could she have spent getting ready if this picture is from 6:30 in the morning outside NBC?  The girl is just beautiful.  Like next level beautiful.  And that’s why she’s here, all week I keep seeing pictures and going, “Wow she is so pretty”.  So today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Here is Emmy Rossum who is reliably pretty.. Now, normally if you are describing a woman as “reliable” it’s not really the highest form of flattery.  Really being called reliable regardless of gender isn’t a huge indicator of attraction.  But in this case I mean she’s almost like visual comfort foot.  Or pretty comfort food?  As I type this I feel like I am making things worse.  What I mean is that she is very pretty and is always pretty.  The most remarkable thing about her is how she pretty much always looks good.  To the degree that it becomes common place.  I see pictures of Emmy Rossum and before I even open them up I pretty much know she is going to be very pretty, be flawlessly dressed and I almost kind of yawn.  Which again sounds exciting but it’s actually a feat.  My favorite baseball player as a kid was Cal Ripken.  He was notoriously reliable and consistant.  It made him a hero to millions of kids.  I mean he did a lap around the stadium and shook people’s hands.  I saw grown men cry.  I am not saying Emmy Rossum is a hero or anything, I am just saying that sometimes being consistent is an achievement in it’s own.  Or maybe not, my favorite Superhero of all time is Cyclops so I could just be boring and think saying boring things are compliments.  But you know, I can point to way more good Cyclops stories than you can point to whatever total bad ass 90’s kill crazy character you love has, because he crapped out with chromium covers.  Which you know, basically is my way of saying today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Here is Emmy Rossum because she is always reliably pretty.  That might seem like a strange thing to say, or maybe faint praise but it kind of sums up what I needed today.  See, all of last week I could have posted a million people every day and the struggle was who to actually choose out of the legion of women igniting my imagination.  Today is the opposite, my mind is dull.  I have seen plenty of girls and am like, “She’s pretty but… do I really want to commit to her for a full day?"  Because I have commitment issues.  If this surprises you then you should really take a step back and think about the kind of blog I run.  Most people who are into celebrities would create some sort of fuck yeah blog or something. I mean, I have posted Katy Perry and Kate Upton each over 40 times.  I could do one of those right?  Wrong.  I love them both but like, every day?  What if I get tired of them?  It’s stressful to think about tying myself down like that.  You know, this bird you cannot chain, why on the world would anybody put chains on me, everybody wants me to be what they want me to be but I’m not happy when I try to fake it and all of that.  So Emmy Rossum is reliably pretty in that I always think she is really pretty when I see her.  She interestingly rarely evokes passion in me, like I don’t go holy shit, look at her.  It’s always like, wow, Emmy Rossum always looks so pretty.  But today that’s the best thing I can imagine because I cannot imagine at 4 PM going, why did I post Emmy Rossum.  I imagine I’ll go, oh, there’s Emmy Rossum, she has the best taste in clothing and she always looks so pretty.  So that’s why she’s here.  She is always pretty.  And today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Here is Emmy Rossum.  I haven’t seen her in anything recently.   Really when I try to think of things I have seen her in the only thing that immediately jumps to mind is Mystic River.  That can’t be the only thing.  I am certain it isn’t because I have watched other stuff and gone, “oh right, Emmy Rossum”.  But it’s the one that springs to mind.  She was the focus of that movie but not in it a lot.  She did strike me as very pretty the moment I first saw her on screen though.  That has stuck with me.  She is still very pretty.  Just one of those people who always looks very pretty.  Anyway, today that is all I need, very pretty, so today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

I have posted Emmy Rossum once before a long, long time ago.  I kind of knew at the time it would be a while until she appeared again because I never see her in anything.  I mean she is absolutely beautiful but it isn’t like she is one of those people who has hooked into my brain so that even if you never see their work you think of them.  We all have those people and I know people who Emmy Rossum is that girl for.  But she’s not for me.  In some ways this is kind of cool because it means she is completely not on my mind and then suddenly I’ll see her do something, be it a movie or just her pictures showing up on a gossip blog and all of a sudden it’s like finding her for the first time.  Which is awesome because she’s really pretty and there is a thrill to newness, so getting to rediscover someone is nice.  Which is what’s going on right now and so today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

I first noticed Emmy Rossum in her small part in Mystic River, where I thought she was quite attractive and while the focus of the movie she and her performance was hardly a huge part.  But I remembered her.  I guess she was in the Day After Tomorrow as well but I have done my best to put that out of my mind, too.  I had family members who are big Phantom of the Opera fans and remember well my Grandma watching it over and over.  And Emmy was beautiful in that.  Also, if you are a fan of boobs she shows them in Shameless a lot.  A lot.  I happen to find her very attractive though, a pretty smile, great hear, a lovely body and today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.