Here is Emmy Rossum because she is always reliably pretty. That might seem like a strange thing to say, or maybe faint praise but it kind of sums up what I needed today. See, all of last week I could have posted a million people every day and the struggle was who to actually choose out of the legion of women igniting my imagination. Today is the opposite, my mind is dull. I have seen plenty of girls and am like, “She’s pretty but… do I really want to commit to her for a full day?" Because I have commitment issues. If this surprises you then you should really take a step back and think about the kind of blog I run. Most people who are into celebrities would create some sort of fuck yeah blog or something. I mean, I have posted Katy Perry and Kate Upton each over 40 times. I could do one of those right? Wrong. I love them both but like, every day? What if I get tired of them? It’s stressful to think about tying myself down like that. You know, this bird you cannot chain, why on the world would anybody put chains on me, everybody wants me to be what they want me to be but I’m not happy when I try to fake it and all of that. So Emmy Rossum is reliably pretty in that I always think she is really pretty when I see her. She interestingly rarely evokes passion in me, like I don’t go holy shit, look at her. It’s always like, wow, Emmy Rossum always looks so pretty. But today that’s the best thing I can imagine because I cannot imagine at 4 PM going, why did I post Emmy Rossum. I imagine I’ll go, oh, there’s Emmy Rossum, she has the best taste in clothing and she always looks so pretty. So that’s why she’s here. She is always pretty. And today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.
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