Tag: Actress

This is actually the ninth time I have posted Jessica Chastain but the first time I have posted her this year, which is a bad thing.  It’s a bad thing because what it basically means is I haven’t seen her in a movie in a long time.  She really wasn’t in much in 2013 and what she was in came out really early in the year and like… it is a shame because it means I personally have gone a long time without getting to see her on screen and she is just so good on screen (and man I was so excited about the True Detective rumors.  So excited!  Oh well).  I just love watching her act.  So I am looking forward to a 2014 that will hopefully see a bunch more movies.  I get it, she was in like 5 million movies in the few years prior to her suddenly becoming a huge star so she needed a break.  Or it’s just how release schedules worked out.  I am not entirely sure, she doesn’t talk to me or anything.  Whatever the reason I am looking forward the slew of Eleanor Rigby movies and hope they are great.  I am sure she’ll be great.  Getting like 3 movies at once will be sweet.  They are at Cannes.  She is too and has looked great.  And I uh… think she’s great?  I should really buy a thesaurus.  That would be great!  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here is Sarah Hyland I guess cause Modern Family was on last night?  I am not sure.  I still watch Modern Family cause it is ok even if it isn’t the hilarious thing it once was.  Honestly shows have to get just bad rather than lose a little something for me to walk away.  She looked good last night.  Generally she looks pretty good.  I don’t have a lot more to say about it than that I guess.  Today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.

I have always suspected at some point I would end up posting Natalie Dormer because it had a feeling of inevitability to it, especially as she shows up more and more places.  But I also kind of feel like a poser doing so because so many people are just way, way more into her than I am.  I get the appeal but I don’t often feel the appeal if you know what I mean.  Like I look and say yeah, that’s a pretty girl.  And like, the crooked smile thing makes her feel kind of like Han Solo or something to me.  I have always gotten why people like that.  Honestly, the side cut only really adds to it, it seems to give her extra cocky swagger.  So I get all of that but most of the time just on an intellectual level.  I guess I am expecting someone to pop out of the wood work and say, “Oh yeah, well if you really find Natalie Dormer attractive tell me how many times you’ve thought about her boobs today? Ha, that’s what I thought!"  Cause the truth is I very rarely think about her boobs or whatever.  But she is attractive and I do kind of like the attitude she seems to embody, imagined or otherwise.  So today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I am the first to admit I tend to form little mini obsessions.  Like I will get really into something for a week or two and it will be something I do non stop and then bam, I am done.  I do this with video games or like… I recently made a whole mess of barbacoa for burritos and ate like 3 millions burritos and man, I am suck of burritos.  It happens.  And I realize I have posted Blake Lively a lot in the last week and a half but this is not a matter of me being obsessed.  I am not obsessed.  This is her fault, not mine.  It’s just a matter of her popping up constantly and looking so damn good.  I mean, seriously, look at her red carpet work at Canne so far.  And I have to say so far because who knows what is coming next?  I don’t know but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she shows up yet again in a few days because she is just killing it.  And I don’t usually use the phrase killing it but it’s the only phrase that applies. Blake Lively is killing it!  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I am not sure how to define my attraction to Blake Lively because she has shown up here a ton since I started this blog.  But it’s only really when she’s in the public eye (when she isn’t promoting something she basically disappears).  When she is out of sight she is definitely out of mind, which is probably why I surprise myself every time i go look at how many times I have posted her and find it’s nearing 20.  Because I don’t think of her as someone who I would have posted that often.  On account of the whole not thinking about her when she isn’t around.  Thing is, when she does show up I am always like, “Whoa, Blake Lively!"  So… i guess I really like her?  Can you tell I am tired?  I know I am tired all the time now but it’s just how things are.  Anyway, she is gorgeous and again looked great just yesterday at Canne.  And so today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

It’s strange how things go sometimes.  I haven’t really thought about Lea Michele in a long time.  This is no slight to her (maybe towards Glee which I haven’t watched in forever because I find it unwatchable).  Once upon a time though I was really, really into her.  I also really enjoyed people telling me I was wrong to find her as attractive as I did because man, there is nothing better than someone telling you that you are wrong to have your own personal taste.  Thing is I think she’s pretty an she also had the best voice on the show.  Plus I felt like her comedic timing was pretty good even if it was under used and under appreciated.  Also I found her extremely attractive.  I guess I still find her attractive, I just rarely think of her.  Well, today she is on my mind for reasons I don’t understand, she just popped in there so today I want to fuck Lea MIchele.

I am kinda sad that Mad Men is winding down because Mad Men has been my favorite TV show pretty much the entire time it was on the air.  Some shows (or movies or books or songs or whatever) just connect with you in a way others don’t.  Mad Men is one of those for me.  Anyway, Mad Men is why Jessica Pare is here, today.  She hasn’t shown up a lot on this blog because while she is very pretty she very often gets trumped by Christina Hendricks or sometimes January Jones.  As a matter of fact she looked fantastic in the season opener and… ended up getting beat out by Christina Hendricks.  But the late 60’s fashion the show has moved into is very good for her.  The work she is doing is very good, too, because Megan could be a tricky character.  Or rather is a tricky character and could be very dislikable and one note but is actually fascinating to me.  That is always something that impresses me, when an actor infuses a role with enough humanity that even poor decisions they make don’t alienate them form us.  Anyway, she is here today because today I want to fuck Jessica Pare.

I have discussed here before that I love the show the Americans.  Pretty much everything about it actually.  It’s just really good.  This is the first time I have posted Annet Mahendru but I distinctly remember thinking about posting her once before.  Some time in seasons one I went looking for pictures as I watched the show, thinking it would be a good idea to have some ready and… there was basically nothing.  Which isn’t surprising because the show is the only substantial work she has done.  There isn’t really even that much information out there about her, though she seems to play a wide variety of “foreign” roles which kind of makes sense as she has that ethnically ambiguous look that Hollywood casts in those roles.  She actually is Russian.  And Indian.  But was born in Afghanistan.  And lived in Germany as a child.  So the part where she plays roles such as the French Girl or the Russian Spy or Foreign Woman kind of comes together.  Frankly, I am just impressed because she speaks 6 languages.  That’s pretty impressive.  Also she is gorgeous and on the show gives a very nuanced performance as a character who seems untethered from any greater loyalty or cause.  It is interesting and she is pretty and today I want to fuck Annet Mahendru.

So I couldn’t sleep and am up in the wee hours of the morning watching this movie called Odd Thomas.  It’s ok.  It’s not great.  It’s not horrible.  It sounded familiar so I started watching it, apparently it was filmed like 3 years before it was released which is never a good sign.  Anyway, the female lead in the movie is this girl, Addison Timlin and I honestly don’t know much about her, she just showed up on screen and was one of those people where I was like, oh, she is pretty.  Basically what I know is she has been in lots of stuff I haven’t seen and she was naked in Californication.  I know this because her IMDB page is pretty substantial and looking for pictures of her like half of them were screen shots of her boobs.  So… if you think she’s pretty I promise you you can find pictures of her boobs if you’d like.  I just thought she was pretty on screen and did a good job at playing the down to earth, pretty girl next door type which is a classic type for a reason.  It’s appealing.  So it’s that simple, today I want to fuck Addison Timlin.

With the early returns in (my eyeballs did the voting) I feel confident calling Blake Lively the winner of the Met Gala this year.  This is not really surprising because she has a history of pretty strong showings at the Met Gala and this year’s theme which was basically old school glamor plays to her strengths, which is basically looking very good when she adopts and bit of old school glamor.  I mean, it wasn’t like she ran away with things, there were plenty of honorable mentions (Anne Hathaway, Emma Stone, Anna Kendrick, Rachel McAdams, Rihanna, probably more I am forgetting) and yeah, there were some bad dresses (but since some of those were on my favorite people I won’t mention them).  But Blake lively just looked amazing.  I loved the way she looked, her dress was fantastic, her hair was fantastic.  Do I maybe know and care a little bit too much about an exclusive fashion event in New York?  Yeah, probably but I really like nice gowns and the way they look.  And I really liked how Blake Lively looked so today I want to fuck Blake Lively.