Tag: Actress

I don’t particularly think of myself as obsessed with Game of Thrones but I do enjoy it.  I realize for some people it is like their whole world.  It isn’t even the show I most look forward to on the night it’s on.  But I do enjoy it.  The only person from the show I have ever posted (unless I am completely blanking, which is possible) is Emilia Clarke.  Cause she is super pretty.  I often have that thought about Sophie Turner as well though.  She is very pretty.  I just never really think about it once the show is over.  I think this is because at my core I am a sucker for costumes.  Or period garb.  Or, you know… whatever.  I think I find her most attractive when I see her on screen cause you know… fancy princess dresses and complex hair and stuff.  Believe me, Natalie Dormer was almost posted after the wedding because of the ridiculousness that was her hair.  So that is really the real reason Sophie Turner is here, I guess I like faux medieval bullshit.  Sorry, I am tired, that could be more eloquent but seriously, I love the costumes and she’s really pretty.  So today I want fuck Sophie Turner.

I have a friend who commented recently that Game of Thrones holds no appeal to her but she can’t help but notice how pretty Emilia Clarke is every time she sees her.  This is fair, Game of Thrones is not for everyone but Emilia Clarke really is very pretty.  I don’t think I am breaking any new ground by saying this but there is just something about her.  She often is smiling but even when she isn’t she’s just very pretty in a way that really helps her on the show.  She plays someone who people are supposed to fall behind and follow, to be drawn to.  You kind of get it, there is something about her.  It isn’t showy or even something easy to articulate but there is a magnetism to her, it isn’t just her beauty but the beauty helps.  I don’t know, I just said a lot and didn’t explain at all what I am thinking so I am just going to give up.  She is an interesting kind of pretty is what I am saying and there is something about her that I find compelling without being able to articulate it.  So I give up, no articulation here.  I’m just going to sit here and grunt or something.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Here is Anna Kendrick because I like Anna Kendrick a lot.  It is getting hard to find new ways to say that.  it’s a problem that arises if someone gets posted too often in a stretch, I start to feel like that lame kid who sucks at show and tell.  “Um…. this is Anna Kendrick.  She’s a pretty good celebrity.  I like her a lot.  She’s pretty.  Um… my favorite part is the part where she talks cause she’s funny… and um… I like the way she looks and stuff…. can I sit down now?"  I guess the one advantage is it’s my damn blog so I can sit the fuck down whenever I want and I want to now.  You know what else I want?  Like today?  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I watched this movie called the Lifeguard last night and it was pretty horrible on a lot of levels.  It was just… well, I am not here to dump on any movies but it committed a lot of the crimes that indie shoe-gazing stuff can commit and didn’t really do any of the stuff they can do well, so it felt sort of like a movie created to give fodder to critics of introspective art house stuff.   I was disappointed because at this point it has been pretty well documented I love Kristen Bell to pieces.  Sadly, she is in a lot of pretty bad movies.  It happens I guess.  Still, she looked good in a bathing suit, so that’s a good thing I suppose.  Whatever, I am still disappointed but I also still think she’s great so today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

It is a little strange but of late a lot of my postings have been the result of dreams about celebrities.  I mean, I say a lot, but it has just been a handful.  That handful is a lot more than normal however.  Anyway, I had a strange dream last night (Well, right before I woke up.  Then I went to record store day) about a birthday party and how I had to put up birthday hammocks so people could nap at this nap themed birthday party and… I ended up at a store being chased by zombies but Josephine de la Baume picked me up in a blue pick up truck that had to be 50 years old.  I hopped in, she drove, we escaped.  I hit on her pretty hardcore and since it was my subconscious I was doing pretty well but… then I woke up.  Anyway, this is all very odd not just because it is odd but because I have not seen her in a single thing since I saw Kiss of the Damned.  I really liked the movie and I really liked her in it but that was like a year ago.  So I am a little surprised my brain dug her out for a dream appearance.  She was really good in that movie though, so I guess this is all a tribute to how well she did because I am still thinking about her on some level.  And I don’t mind because she is gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Josephine de la Baume.

So Community is over.  Hopefully just for this season.  After all, we’re getting so, so close to six seasons and a movie, we can’t stop now!  I enjoyed this season a great deal, it felt like a return to form.  I mean, nothing will probably ever match the show at the highest of highs but it was pretty damn good.  And you know, I have a lot of affection for the entire cast, even if cast members have sadly been dropping like flies.  Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs are great though.  Not only because they are pretty and on a show I like but as someone who has been lucky enough to hear them on podcasts and see them on shows and stuff they both are pretty funny, interesting people.  And you know, it’s been so long since I’ve posted them together and why the hell not?  Today I want to fuck Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.

So I was rewatching Avengers cause I can’t sleep and because it was that or mean girls and when conferring with a friend she reminded me she did not like the Avengers and because I am a contrarian I had to rewatch the Avengers.  It is fun to be a contrarian because you get to act like you are an iconoclast marching to your own beat when really your just as much a slave to your impulses, your impulse just happens to be to zag when everyone else is zigging.  Anyway, this gets me to Scarlett Johansson who I was discussion also and the fact that A) she is mega hot and B) I have been into her since she was like 17 (which is less creepy than it sounds because we’re pretty close in age).  I suppose that could also be a contrarian thing, choosing to really be into this girl no one else has heard of because you liked her in Ghost World and the Man who Wasn’t There and so on.  There might be an element of that but i am probably not introspective enough to ever know.  I choose to think it’s because I have fantastic taste because let’s be honest, I was totally right.  I mean, right?  I called it guys.  I saw a pretty girl and I was like that girl is pretty.  Totally nailed it.  13 years later and I am still right.  Because she is amazing.  And today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Here is Zooey Deschanel on account of her being quite pretty and adorable.  I was talking to a friend over the weekend about how she dresses and it was pointed out that she always looks so nice.  So… I chose mainly pictures of her face?  What can I say, I am complicated.  But she does always look so nice.  It is interesting that she has such a distinct style.  It is interesting that she is so distinct in general.  I am glad that in general I hear very little about how annoying she is these days.  It seems like a handful of years or so ago it was all I heard.  I never did quite get it, I always found her charming.  Maybe New Girl being popular was enough to turn the tide.  She is pretty hilarious on it so I can see that swaying people.  Or maybe those people simply got drown out by the fact that more people know who she is now.  I don’t know why but it’s a good thing when you don’t have to listen to people just trashing other people.  Always a good thing. Anyway, she is very attractive and I think I almost always post her on Wednesdays which makes sense and today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Mad Men came back last night and I guess that means it’s Christina Hendricks time.  Traditionally that’s what it means, the 3 or so months a year the show is on I end up posting her a bunch and then basically stop after that.  Because that’s how it works sometimes.  Christina Hendricks is lovely and i know the internet loves her but the truth is so much of her appeal in my mind is how good she is on screen.  Her performance is by and large fantastic and that is so much more compelling than the two assets most people think make her compelling.  At least to me.  I mean, obviously I find her physically attractive but there are lots of pretty girls out there.  It often takes something more for a girl to show up here, something else in them that connects with me.  For her it is definitely her acting ability.  I suddenly worry I am getting defensive.  Truth is I am super tired and so I am maybe not going to do her justice.  That’s  a shame but I will just say Christina Hendricks is fantastic and a great part of a great show and today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

Today is one of those days I am going to need a nap.  Like I could not fall asleep, could not fall asleep and then at 6 AM I wake up feeling wide awake.  I say feeling because I know it’s a lie and eventually my body is going to go, “Hey, 4 hours of sleep is not enough, I’m going to crash now, have fun getting through the rest of the day”.  Anyway, that’s exciting to read about I am sure, just wait until I start my exciting new blog Do I Need a Nap Today. Right before I woke up I had a dream about Anna Kendrick.  It was kinda strange because it was us and there was a Trans Am and like she was trying to get into a kind of southern/trailer trash sort of character but it seemed more inspired by Dukes of Hazard and that sort of thing than any sort of reality and like… she had really big hair.  I don’t know what any of that meant really and I don’t know what inspired it.  I haven’t seen Smokey and the Bandit in a really long time.  Anyway, that is why she is here.  Also because obviously Anna Kendrick is just kind of amazing.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.