So I was rewatching Avengers cause I can’t sleep and because it was that or mean girls and when conferring with a friend she reminded me she did not like the Avengers and because I am a contrarian I had to rewatch the Avengers. It is fun to be a contrarian because you get to act like you are an iconoclast marching to your own beat when really your just as much a slave to your impulses, your impulse just happens to be to zag when everyone else is zigging. Anyway, this gets me to Scarlett Johansson who I was discussion also and the fact that A) she is mega hot and B) I have been into her since she was like 17 (which is less creepy than it sounds because we’re pretty close in age). I suppose that could also be a contrarian thing, choosing to really be into this girl no one else has heard of because you liked her in Ghost World and the Man who Wasn’t There and so on. There might be an element of that but i am probably not introspective enough to ever know. I choose to think it’s because I have fantastic taste because let’s be honest, I was totally right. I mean, right? I called it guys. I saw a pretty girl and I was like that girl is pretty. Totally nailed it. 13 years later and I am still right. Because she is amazing. And today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
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