Tag: Actress

So I saw Captain America yesterday and it was pretty amazing.  Which is good because Cap has long been in my list of top 3 favorite Superheroes.  I was always worried about their ability to translate him on screen because he is a guy (like Superman) who both comic fans and non comic fans sometimes see as corny or old fashioned.  Which always disappoints me because it is sad to think someone who stands up simply for what is right and doing the right thing shouldn’t really be seen as corny.  What makes Cap so wonderful is that he embodies hope, he is what we all should strive to be.  Sure he is quick and agile and throws a good punch but his true strength is that of character, that you can trust him to do what is right.  That’s powerful stuff and it makes me beyond happy that Chris Evans manages to project that so well on the screen.  I was a little worried when he was cast.  I was wrong obviously.  I also was worried about Scarlett Johansson when she was cast.  Obviously I like her a lot but I had no read on how she would be Black Widow, in part because Black Widow has never been my favorite character and too often with bad writers falls under the generic bad girl/female badass who basically exists to be in skin tight leather and show a lot of cleavage.  I had my concerns when the casting was announced that they chose one of the most beautiful women in the world for the role to be eye candy.  Clearly my concerns were baseless and she has done well.  She did very, very well in Captain America: the Winter Soldier.  I found myself very much liking her character and the chemistry on screen was just amazing.  I can say I really do hope we finally get a Black Widow movie, I think she can definitely carry her own movie and with Scarlett in the role I am sure it would be compelling and interesting.  So that’s why she’s here.  That and the fact that obviously I love Scarlett Johansson to death.  She is also just so beautiful.  And I loved the movie.  So today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Here is Danielle Harris who is out of season.  Which is the strangest way to describe an actress but it is sorta true.  I adore her but the only time  I have posted her before are for spooky days.  You know, Halloweens and Friday the 13ths and such.  Mainly cause that’s when she pops in my head.  I guess also when I see movies with her in them but it’s been a while.  Like, I want to see Among Freinds but haven’t gotten around to it cause I am lazy.  I guess I saw Hatchet III but it was a blur and not that great.  And like… I dunno, why am I justifying not posting someone who frankly most of you have never heard of and will scan right past.  Not to say this post won’t get attention, horror fans are nothing if not passionate and loyal.  I just mean my followers will have no clue.  But I like her and I was thinking about her because she was recently on the splattercast and I thought she was pleasant there and like… I have always had a soft spot for her.  So today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Here is Anna Kendrick because she is adorable.  Seriously, Anna Kendrick is so great that I would probably vote for her for President.  Which frankly is a horrible idea because not only is she just not qualified, I don’t even know her platforms.  I have no idea what her stance is on a single thing.  But I am that charmed by her that I would vote her into the White House.  So basically what I am saying is Anna Kendrick is extremely dangerous and we are all dangerously close to the day she uses her immense charm and wit to take over the world.  The worst part is when we are slaving away in the Nuetronian Mines of Mars to power her giant Death Laser Mounted RoboGorillas we’ll all be smiling and talking about how funny she is.  Basically, she has to be stopped.  I mean she posts stuff like this when she poses for a photoset that sets the internet on fire.  You can’t help but like her.  Oh look, she’s funny, she’s just like us.  That’s what we’ll say when she talks us into invading Canada!  Look, I know this post took a really, really strange turn, I can’t help it, I write what comes to me and I am onto Anna Kendrick and her mad plan to rule the world.  I am onto her and I still am totally charmed by her.  I know what she’s up to and still today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Minka Kelly for reasons I can’t really articulate because I am super tired today.  I am not on much sleep and I am groggy and like… my mind said, “MInka Kelly is pretty, you never post her, let’s go with her”.  And so I said ok and here we go.  Minka Kelly is pretty.  And I am stunned she doesn’t show up more because I think she’s really pretty.  Except, you know, she is never in anything I watch, so I guess that’s why.  I miss Friday Night Lights.  I wish I was still in bed.  Today I want to fuck Minka Kelly.

So I watched Texas Chainsaw last night for two reasons.  First it was on Netflix Instant so it’s just right there.  Second, Alexandra Daddario spent a lot of time running around in this striped shirt that bared her midriff and made her look fantastic and… look, I am not proud of it but sometimes that’s enough reason to watch a movie.  Maybe it’s not a good reason to rewatch a movie you know is god awful but… ok I mean I included a gif.  She’s really good looking.  She is really nice to look at.  So I mean.. yeah, I’m not proud but it is what it is.  And what it is is an admittance that today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario .

Since I first posted Alexandra Daddario she was just some girl from Percy Jackson movies and I didn’t really know anything about her except I had seen her in horror movies and liked her eyes.  Since then she has become an internet gif celebrity and pretty much blew up as much as you can blow up in the realm of videos and screen shots.  I mean… my mom probably still doesn’t know who she is (kind of my measure for who is a household name.  My mom doesn’t watch TV and basically lives in a cave.  She knows who Kate Upton is.  I get blank looks when I ask about Candice Swanepoel.  I am subtle though, I work it into conversation just to test.  She has no clue who Alexandra Daddario is.  She does read true crime though so maybe one day she’ll accidentally watch True Detective).  So while she isn’t a household name certainly a large portion of the internet is way into her.  This is a good thing because if you go look at her twitter feed and stuff she is pretty goofy and funny and charming.  I am always impressed when someone can show some personality beyond just promoing their work.  And she was on New Girl the other night and I finally just got to watching that episode and man, that’s a good enough excuse to post more picture of her.  I mean, honestly the whole thing is just that she is super pretty and I really like looking at her so I will take any excuse to go through pictures of her and choose them to post.  She is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Every now and then I get… well not requests, I mean I do get requests, those always kind of make me laugh because it’s the opposite of the point of this blog, but I get… suggestions.  People will tell me to check out so and so or ask me if I like someone and they think I should take another look at them.  This is pretty awesome, I am always happy to get such things in my inbox. Always.  Once upon a time I got one from one of my followers about Lake Bell.  I cannot remember who you are, I am sorry, I wish I could because I’d link to your tumblr. (so you know, if you are still out there and you remember that send me another message, I will link your tumblr tomorrow).  But whoever told me Lake Bell is beautiful and hilarious.  Random Tumblr user isn’t wrong, Lake Bell is very pretty and very funny on Children’s Hospital.  She also made a movie I just watched called In A World… and it was pretty funny.  She was pretty funny.  And she is pretty.  And yeah, I like her and so today I want to fuck Lake Bell.

I am finally getting to the third season of Happy Endings.  I wish I had gotten to it earlier but sadly I couldn’t.  I feel like it would have benefited from the binge watching the first two seasons got from me.  Not that there is anything wrong with it, I am enjoying it a lot.  It just feels so separate from my experience with the first two seasons. Something are familiar though, like the fact that I am finding Elisha Cuthbert extremely attractive yet again.  I was discussing her with someone the other day who didn’t know her, which seemed odd to me because I sincerely feel like there was a time around like 2002 or so where she was just everywhere.  Every magazine and so on.  Maybe I am misremembering.  Who knows.  Who cares.  I actually think she has gotten better with age and I am impressed to what she brings to what could be a pretty empty “ditzy blonde” character type.  I will say talented comedic actress was not the first thing I thought about her when I was watching Kim Bauer back in the day.  Though that was that whole hilarious thing with the mountain lion.  Christ, that show went downhill fast, didn’t it?  What?  Where was I.  Oh right, today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.

So I just posted Taylor Momsen not to long ago and here she is again.  Basically because she’s hot.  It is interesting, she appears to be rather beloved among tumblrites.  Or at least my followers.  Not that she gets a lot of notes or anything but she probably causes the highest percentage of people sending me messages telling me how much they love her.  Which is cool.  It’s interesting, I am not sure what about her elicits that but I like it.  I like passion.  I guess that is part of her appeal, agree or disagree with her, like her or not, she certainly has passion.  I don’t think you can accuse her of being a shrinking violet or not doing what she is passionate about.  That’s always appealing.  Also she’s hot, to get back to the original point.  She’s hot and today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

The last 24 hours have been a collection of “Oh, I am totally going to end up posting this girl tomorrow” moments.  That’s the problem with a once daily blog, it isn’t always entirely true to it’s title because if it was I would just post a list of like 10 people some days and go, “Hey, here was 9 AM to 10:30.  Then I saw that picture of that girl and that took me through 11 until…”.  So like at 8 PM yesterday I was convinced this was going to be Community inspired.  Then there was other stuff.  Then other stuff.  Anyway, it isn’t entirely stunning that Scarlett Johansson won out because she is gorgeous and well, I have posted her a ton at this point, including my first ever post.  And even if the new Captain America sucks I feel like it has already given us so much, this staggered premiere showings across the world thing is fantastic because every few days it means more Scarlett Johansson.  And that is a good thing.  So here is to Scarlett and the wonderful red carpet pictures we’re getting and for her winning the royal rumble in my brain.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.