Tag: Actress

There is this movie the Uninvited that is pretty universally praised by critics as a very scary horror movie.  It wasn’t available on DVD for years and I looked once and then kind of just forgot about it.  It is finally out, someone somewhere mentioned it, I watched it.  It was pretty solid, I wouldn’t say scary but it took the supernatural and it’s frights seriously, which is definitely unique for it’s time.  One thing that stood out to me though was the very pretty girl in the movie.  The actress’ name was Gail Russell but she was not familiar to me.  I was kind of confused because she was pretty and I thought she did a pretty good job.  Now, I knew the studio system could chew people up and spit them out but it usually gave them a bunch of films in rapid succession if any were good so I looked a little deeper.  It seems poor, sad Gail was a victim of alcoholism.  She started drinking on the Uninvited, only her second movie when she was just 20, and never stopped really.  I was looking for pictures and I noticed I was having a hard time finding ones where she looked as nice as she did in the movie, thus I threw in a pair of screen shots.  It turns out her alcoholism famously took not just her talent but her looks.  She was dead by 36 thanks to liver damage.  It’s pretty tragic and sad.  Kind of a depressing thing to write about but that’s how it works sometimes, celebrity life is glamorous but it doesn’t do a lot of good to ignore that sometimes there is a darker side.  This can be a chance to remember the promising talent she once was though, she was very pretty.  I will remember her that way.  Today I want to fuck Gail Russell.

This is actually one of my favorite things to get to do on this blog, though given that this will get almost no notes I would imagine it is not everyone else’s favorite thing for me to do on this blog.  I am talking about posting someone I knew nothing about just a couple of days ago.  Honestly, someone I didn’t even realize existed.  This is Megan M Duffy and I saw her in Maniac.  The movie is a remake of a slasher…. well classic isn’t the right word, we’ll say old Slasher.  The movie was… interesting I suppose, it took a bold approach but in the end it just wasn’t that good.  Megan Duffy was the first victim we saw though and I found her very attractive so I decided to look into her more.  There isn’t a lot to say, basically she was a dancer and an injury meant she had to stop being a dancer.  As a result she is a film and video producer and also an actress?  It’s an interesting combo.  Either way, I found her attractive.  I find her attractive.  So today I want to fuck Megan M Duffy.

Here is Scarlett Johansson who really should have been posted earlier in the week but she kept popping up into my thoughts after I had already posted that day.  I guess some people are more of a late afternoon type thing?  Like… I never drink soda before noon and rarely do I drink coffee after noon.  There is no reason for this it is just that coffee feels like a morning drink, soda sounds vile at 9 AM.  Now… that isn’t a perfect analogy because there is no time Scarlett Johansson feels vile, I just know it has been late afternoon she has popped into my head every day since Thursday.  Always after a I posted.  And she has worked hard because I assume everyone saw the boob show she put on at the Captain America Premiere.  I would usually be more circumspect but boob show just feels the most accurate here.  Even the perpetually reserved and polite femalecelebrityoftheday came as close to mentioning it as possible yesterday.  It was a thing, we’re all aware.  And she is amazing looking.  And look, today she is here well before noon, so good job?  Look, I am rambling, I do that sometimes, the point is I am super attracted to Scarlett (she is the first person I ever posted on this blog) and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I was pretty sure I was going to post Kirsten Bell yesterday because I figured Veronica Mars movie, I’d watch that and then bam, Kristen Bell.  But then my digital download didn’t show up.  And didn’t show up.  And so… I am posting Kristen Bell today.  Because I have seen the movie now and I loved it and more importantly she was of course amazing in it.  She is just amazing on screen as Veronica.  And she was so gorgeous and obviously I love Veronica Mars and I love Kristen Bell and I could go on and on about that again but I’d just be repeating myself.  Easier to just get to the point and say today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So I guess Veronica Mars week continues?  Sorta.  Do 2 entries inspired by the movie qualify this as a theme week?  I don’t know, I’ll leave that to the inevitable book historians write about my libido.  Anyway, Krysten Ritter has shown up in some Veronica Mars related stuff this week and she has looked very good.  I almost wrote astonishingly except it’s not at all astonishing because she’s hot, so it’s actually expected she’d look good.  I have to remind myself of that, my first exposure to her was on Veronica Mars and I was not attracted to her.  Her character was deeply annoying.  She was supposed to be.  I think that ended up being hard to look past.  Of course, that was one of her first roles so it wasn’t exactly a window into just how talented she truly was, I didn’t realize that until much later.  The girl is gifted though.  And she’s hot.  And I like her.  So today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Believe it or not I posted Jennifer Ellison once like a million years ago.  Or like 18 months ago according to actual time and facts.  It was a long time ago then.  It was pretty much out of the blue then as well.  I have no good reason for it, I have very little exposure to her but I get the impression she is a low level celebrity in the UK, so even if I had ready access to her work I wouldn’t see a lot of her.  But the one thing I saw her in was good, I enjoyed it.  So when she pops up randomly on the internet in front of me I am glad.  Really what I know about her is she has big boobs, she is blonde, and she is British.  At least two of those things are known to be my “thing” at this point.  Really, people who have known me for a long time and read this tease me about it.  Blame a friend of mine for starting me down this road, it’s her fault.  Anyway, she is pretty, she is busty, she is… blonde-y.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

I knew I was going to end up posting Kristen Bell at some point this week.  Not just because she’s beautiful but because Veronica Mars comes out this Friday, which means she is at all sorts of premiers and stuff, meaning this week is going to be like Kristen Bell Christmas, I’ll get more new pictures of her this week than the rest of the year.  So I knew that.  Then I saw how she looked at the New York premier of the movie.  Then I saw how she looked on the Tonight show.  Then I knew she was getting posted today because wow.  She looked so good, just amazing.  And guys, if you somehow didn’t know I love Kristen Bell.  She is the best.  Just the best.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

When I was a kid there was a nice old guy who lived up the street and he drove and El Camino.  I kind of thought El Caminos were crazy awesome looking and I didn’t get why adults would always kind of chuckle in an, “One of those? Wow, go figure” sort of way when they would see it.  Anyway, he was very nice, he was good with tools, he helped me build a bird house once when I became obsessed with building birdhouses.  Emilia Clarke has had a lot of really good photo shoots appear lately and that first picture I posted really took a hold of me and I wasn’t sure why at first until I realized that I’m mostly sure she’s leaning on an El Camino.  I didn’t consciously realize it but my subconscious must have, nostalgia is a powerful drug and built into our very core as humans.  It starts from our creation myths on, the world used to be a paradise but now that’s lost.  Things used to be better.  The great driving force of the middle ages was an attempt to recapture the stability and wonder of a lost Roman Empire, some of that glory real, some imagined.  We all know old people so happy to tell us that the world has turned to shit and isn’t the utopia it was when they were kids.  So the fact that some of her photos have been retro-tinged feels like part of the appeal.  The instagramification of photography makes sense in general because of that but it especially makes sense for an actress who plays a girl trying to reform a kingdom that was once glorious and is now in ruins.  There used to be dragons.  She is stuck on a continent that was once powerful and glorious, full of ruins of older civilizations.  And she is going to bring it back.  Because the only thing more powerful than nostalgia is someone who can make you believe they can bring it back.  It’s how most dictators manage to rise to power actually, they promise not the future but the past.  Not that I think Emilia Clarke is a dictator, sure I’d get on my knees for her if she asked but that’s a whole other thing and I do try not to be crude here, I am just saying that it can be a powerful drug to make someone wistful for something that may not have even existed. And she is a beautiful woman and a fine actress and she carries with her all the comes with loving the character she plays.  And she is really pretty. That is also a big part of why she is here.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Sometimes it is hard for my mind to wrap around the idea that the Taylor Momsen of today was once the cute little Jenny Humphrey.  It makes sense of course, no one is the same person at 20 that they were at 15 (I hope!  Nothing sadder than someone stuck in adultlescence).  But it still just feels very different.  I have mentioned before I do feel kind of bad for her.  I mean she seems to like what she does now, which is good, but I have sensed dissatisfaction with how she grew up.  I get that, too, child stardom seems like a strange thing to force upon a kid.  I mean… I don’t know, I have no soapbox for this but even when it doesn’t end badly giving a child a career feels like it could rob them of some of the essential parts of being a kid. Or not.  I don’t know, I am rambling, I think she is pretty though she doesn’t pop up on my radar very often, I know I have followers who are way, way more into her than I am.  That always makes me feel like a poser.  It’s ok, when I was a kid there wasn’t even anything called soft grunge, there was just grunge which was a bullshit marketing term adults came up with to sell us flannel once Nirvana broke.  What I am saying is i get rebellion and anger but it will be co-opted and sold back to you one day.  And that has nothing to do with the fact that today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

When I watch Parks and Rec I am often struck by just how gorgeous Aubrey Plaza’s face is.  This is not really the most profound realization given there are a couple other people out there who also find her attractive.  It just always kind of strikes me because I seem to almost forget each time.  I am not sure why entirely but I think it might have to do with how funny she is.  Not because the two are exclusive traits but because I think she is just so funny that it is the first thing I think about her and to be honest there are a lot of celebrities, male and female, who are pretty first and everything else second.  Or maybe I am talking out my ass and over thinking things?  I tend to do that.  I don’t know, I think she is fabulous and fantastic and so today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.