Here is Scarlett Johansson who really should have been posted earlier in the week but she kept popping up into my thoughts after I had already posted that day.  I guess some people are more of a late afternoon type thing?  Like… I never drink soda before noon and rarely do I drink coffee after noon.  There is no reason for this it is just that coffee feels like a morning drink, soda sounds vile at 9 AM.  Now… that isn’t a perfect analogy because there is no time Scarlett Johansson feels vile, I just know it has been late afternoon she has popped into my head every day since Thursday.  Always after a I posted.  And she has worked hard because I assume everyone saw the boob show she put on at the Captain America Premiere.  I would usually be more circumspect but boob show just feels the most accurate here.  Even the perpetually reserved and polite femalecelebrityoftheday came as close to mentioning it as possible yesterday.  It was a thing, we’re all aware.  And she is amazing looking.  And look, today she is here well before noon, so good job?  Look, I am rambling, I do that sometimes, the point is I am super attracted to Scarlett (she is the first person I ever posted on this blog) and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.