Here is Anna Kendrick because she is adorable.  Seriously, Anna Kendrick is so great that I would probably vote for her for President.  Which frankly is a horrible idea because not only is she just not qualified, I don’t even know her platforms.  I have no idea what her stance is on a single thing.  But I am that charmed by her that I would vote her into the White House.  So basically what I am saying is Anna Kendrick is extremely dangerous and we are all dangerously close to the day she uses her immense charm and wit to take over the world.  The worst part is when we are slaving away in the Nuetronian Mines of Mars to power her giant Death Laser Mounted RoboGorillas we’ll all be smiling and talking about how funny she is.  Basically, she has to be stopped.  I mean she posts stuff like this when she poses for a photoset that sets the internet on fire.  You can’t help but like her.  Oh look, she’s funny, she’s just like us.  That’s what we’ll say when she talks us into invading Canada!  Look, I know this post took a really, really strange turn, I can’t help it, I write what comes to me and I am onto Anna Kendrick and her mad plan to rule the world.  I am onto her and I still am totally charmed by her.  I know what she’s up to and still today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

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