I watched this movie called the Lifeguard last night and it was pretty horrible on a lot of levels. It was just… well, I am not here to dump on any movies but it committed a lot of the crimes that indie shoe-gazing stuff can commit and didn’t really do any of the stuff they can do well, so it felt sort of like a movie created to give fodder to critics of introspective art house stuff. I was disappointed because at this point it has been pretty well documented I love Kristen Bell to pieces. Sadly, she is in a lot of pretty bad movies. It happens I guess. Still, she looked good in a bathing suit, so that’s a good thing I suppose. Whatever, I am still disappointed but I also still think she’s great so today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
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