Tag: Actress

I was reading an interview or something with Anna Kendrick recently where she said something about how she is ok with the fact that she isn’t the girl people would consider sexy, she’s ok with being the cute one.  And I get what she’s saying.  And she is buckets full of adorable.  I even get how first reaction to her would be about cuteness rather than like raw sexuality (my immediately example that I was about to type is, “She isn’t Brando in On the Waterfront”.  Then I was like that’s a strange example, what does that say about me).  But she’s also wrong if she thinks she isn’t sexy.  Or considered sexy.  Because she does seem to do sexy well.  At least I think so.  And i kind of feel for her, no one should be like, oh well, I’m just cute.  Of course, I doubt she’s suffering that much because she is pretty beloved by pretty much anyone who knows who she is.  And with good reason because she’s amazing.  Anyway, here she is and I find her cute and sexy and today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Emmy Rossum because she is always reliably pretty.  That might seem like a strange thing to say, or maybe faint praise but it kind of sums up what I needed today.  See, all of last week I could have posted a million people every day and the struggle was who to actually choose out of the legion of women igniting my imagination.  Today is the opposite, my mind is dull.  I have seen plenty of girls and am like, “She’s pretty but… do I really want to commit to her for a full day?"  Because I have commitment issues.  If this surprises you then you should really take a step back and think about the kind of blog I run.  Most people who are into celebrities would create some sort of fuck yeah blog or something. I mean, I have posted Katy Perry and Kate Upton each over 40 times.  I could do one of those right?  Wrong.  I love them both but like, every day?  What if I get tired of them?  It’s stressful to think about tying myself down like that.  You know, this bird you cannot chain, why on the world would anybody put chains on me, everybody wants me to be what they want me to be but I’m not happy when I try to fake it and all of that.  So Emmy Rossum is reliably pretty in that I always think she is really pretty when I see her.  She interestingly rarely evokes passion in me, like I don’t go holy shit, look at her.  It’s always like, wow, Emmy Rossum always looks so pretty.  But today that’s the best thing I can imagine because I cannot imagine at 4 PM going, why did I post Emmy Rossum.  I imagine I’ll go, oh, there’s Emmy Rossum, she has the best taste in clothing and she always looks so pretty.  So that’s why she’s here.  She is always pretty.  And today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

I have posted Jane Fonda before and it was pretty much for the exact same reason. Barbarella.  Barbarella is a horrible piece of schlock that is supposed to be erotic but ends up being laughable buuuuut…. it must work on some level cause the only time I am ever attracted to Jane Fonda is when I am watching Barbarella.  I am not sure if it’s the costumes or the nostalgia or what.  But there is definitely something that makes me really attracted to her.  I don’t honestly know if anyone will agree with me.  I mean, someone will, the movie has lasted as a cultural touchstone of a sort for a reason, I just mean I am not sure any of my followers will.  To which I’d say… uh, that’s cool I guess?  Sometimes I like dress up.  I happen to really like the ridiculous aesthetic of this 60’s sci-fi.  Plus I mean, she looks really good.  And… jeez, I dunno, I couldn’t help it, the movie was just there, suggest for me to “watch it again” and I couldn’t sleep so I did.  Blame Netflix for the fact that today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.

So last night was the CMT Music Awards and I am declaring a winner.  Except the deck was stacked this time because I don’t know who the hell was there.  I haven’t looked.  Kristen Bell was there.  That is the only thing that matters because Kristen Bell is amazing and perfect.  So really a bunch of new pictures of her is the only thing I needed for her to get posted today. But I’ll go ahead and declare her the winner as well because who could possibly be better than KB?  No one.  Trust me, I’m an expert in who I am attracted to.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Yesterday was some other sort of thing, the Glamour Woman of the Year awards or something.  I might have a word wrong there.  I can’t remember.  I mean I could look it up but let’s not pretend a blog called Who I want to Fuck Today is built on a backbone of hard work and personal responsibility or for that matter even good decision making.  Anyway, there was a nice collection of people there, many very attractive but I think I might have liked Sophie Turner best?  Which surprised me because I expected to like some of the others better.  But I didn’t.  I liked Sophie Turner best and she is definitely looking good these days and uh… I dunno, Game of Thrones, huh?  It’ll be a shame when she dies her horrible death, amirite?  Wow, this post sucks.  Sorry guys, I broke my phone, I am distracted, I like Sophie Turner, she is attractive, today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

So I know I posted all these dresses and I posted them recently.  Blake Lively hasn’t really shown up since then other than walking her dogs.  But the thing is she had a really, really good May.  So I am still thinking about her.  Because she looks so good.  So here she is again, like the 4th time in under a month.  Sorry if you’re bored, it’s not my fault.  It’s her fault.  For looking so good.  Uh… how dare she?  Man, this is making no sense, I am just kind of out of things to say.  She is beautiful, she dresses so well, and so today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

My brain was loaded up with crazy dreams last night.  One of them even contained Cyclops, swanky dress socks, and him writing after action reports!  It was a thrill a minute.  But another one was also about Community, so good news if you miss the show, my brain is taking over and basically writing episodes and they are horrible!  My brain is the shittiest writer ever because the entire thing was unfocused and didn’t make a lot of sense. The gang was stranded in Ireland for reasons I don’t remember and they decided to wander around a mall and Britta got a job in a food court to try and pay for a way back home and eventually I think the others did?  Basically I remember Jeff became addicted to bacon dipped in chocolate, nuts, and maple syrup and kept running off to the bathroom to purge and this was supposed to be hilarious.  And I remember that Britta looked better than Annie which surprised me but I rolled with it and spent a good portion of the dream hitting on her.  And uh… that was my dream about Community.  And that is why Gillian Jacobs is here because I love that show and by extension all of them and she is pretty and looked…. good in the thing my brain made up.  It sorta makes sense I guess.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

I watched this movie last night called Stage Fright.  It was a musical horror movie about a guy killing stage actors at a camp for theater kids.  I guess pretty typical slasher stuff except for the singing part.  Anyway, sometimes I watch one of these movies and someone stands out (usually a girl because honestly as exploitative as horror movies are, mens’ roles typically have nothing to them, if someone is going to stand out 9 times out of 10 it’s the final girl).  This time that person was Allie MacDonald.  I have seen her before it turns out in the House at the End of the Street but I guess Jennifer Lawrence got my attention there.   I don’t know, all I remember about that movie was it was horrible.  This time Allie’s competition was Minnie Driver and Meatloaf, so… I noticed her.  She actually made me think a lot of Mary Elizabeth Winstead who I first discovered in Final Destination 3.  I am not sure if that is based on acting ability though or based on the fact that they both had bangs, wide eyes, and were the final girl in a mediocre horror movie.  I do know there was something about her I found very attractive though.  And she can sing, too, her voice was quite nice.  And you know… she’s really pretty.  So today I want to fuck Allie MacDonald.

Here is Jessica Chastain again at Cannes just because…. I thought she looked really good there?  I am not sure what else to say really because I did just post her the other day and everything is still true.  She is still beautiful and elegant and she is still not in a movie yet so I am very eagerly awaiting the release of something.  Though it looks like I have to wait until the fall for anything.  But I am excited.  And in the meantime I think she is very attractive.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I had a dream about Anna Kendrick last night which is my brain’s way of telling me it’s time to post her again, I guess.  I mean, it wasn’t that sort of dream maybe you are thinking, it was just a couple of cool dudes hanging out being cool.  You can be assured we were cool cause i used the ultra hip phrase “cool dudes” to describe us.  My finger is right on the pulse.  Anyway, she was hilarious and charming in my dream because that’s how she is in reality as well.  My brain knows this.  My brain knew to make her hilarious and charming.  Anyway, that’s why she is here, I don’t have any other special reason, I just woke up remembering that yeah, she is pretty awesome.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.