So for me at least, Playboy’s switch over to no more nudity is paying off big.  I think some people complained at the time but I didn’t pay much attention to them because they were either 80 year old men who didn’t know the internet worked or people who I assume didn’t get Playboy anyway.  For me, it was exciting because mostly Playboy did very good work when it came to photoshoots.  Sometimes they airbrushed stuff to hell but for the most part they seemed to have a style and theme to them and were good.  Better than a lot of places.  So if they wanted to continue to take good pictures but not naked I knew it might actually get some photos of people I care about who never would have graced the pages otherwise.  Like Anna Kendrick, who is apparently going to be in the latest issue and looked great.  I really like the photos, I hope we get more/better shots from it.  Either way, it is how it’s paying dividends in my mind cause Anna Kendrick was never going to be naked in Playboy.  But she is there clothed and I’ll be honest, more Anna Kendrick is never a bad thing.  Never.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So Anna Kendrick is doing press stuff for Trolls and you know… I probably won’t see it.  It’s not really aimed at me, there’s no reason to.  I almost wish it was a sequel to the classically bad Troll from my childhood because man, that would be strange, but it’s not.  Anyway, I adore Anna Kendrick and really I have no need to be pushed to post her but my brain has been doing so.  She keeps popping in there so I see her at a thing or in a thing and it’s enough.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Anna Kendrick is here because I am mildly obsessed with Anna Kendrick.  Or rather, Anna Kendrick is here because I had a dream about Anna Kendrick last night (what kind of dream?  Not important, don’t worry about it) and that happened because I am mildly obsessed with Anna Kendrick.  None of this is news to long time followers.  The obsession part, not the dream part, I assume no one just knows what happens when I sleep.  I hope.  Anyway, part of it might be that my Roku keeps telling me that I can buy her latest movie now.  I haven’t but I can.  I do want to see her be a terrible wedding date but I will wait until it’s a rental.  Either way, she is delightful and talented and hilarious and I am not really sure how someone could not crush on her.  Of course, I also don’t know how anyone could be a Nazi.  So there you go, this is the internet and I have just implied if you don’t like Anna Kendrick it’s because you are a Nazi.  This blog is proudly anti-Hitler and pro-Kendrick.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So I almost posted Anna Kendrick yesterday despite the stars aligning to tell me to post Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  This is because Anna Kendrick keeps showing up at stuff for her new movie and it means I am tempted to post her almost every day.  One of the things that tempted me was watching a video of Anna Kendrick interviewing herself.  It was pretty funny.  She’s been funnier but it was pretty funny.  Her hair is what i noticed though, it was all big in a good way.  It kind of reminded me of a couple photoshoots she’s done because the whole retro big hair, cats eyes make up throwback retro thing is essentially a photoshoot every cute female celebrity has to do at some point to show her sultry side.  It’s maybe not officially a law but it’s close.  Then last night I started to see pictures of her for the Edit, and indeed some of them had the kind of big hair but more importantly the whole shoot felt like it was for me.  So I knew who I was going to end up posting today at that point.  Now it is today and I am still sure i am posting Anna.  Because I love her.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I started writing about how I woke up thinking about Anna Kendrick this morning and I got a few sentences in and was feeling a lot of deja vu.  And like was wracking my brains and then looked at my own blog and basically i was writing the same post I did a few days ago.  Because I posted Anna Kendrick a few days ago.  For the same reason because basically I woke up thinking about Anna Kendrick.  I have no idea why.  I was tempted to just cut and paste the last time and see if anyone noticed but… well, I’d much rather talk about me talking about myself.  Anyway, she is here, I guess I must be pretty pumped for her new movie since she has fully seeped into my subconscious.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I woke up this morning with Anna Kendrick on my mind and I don’t particularly know why.  Like, there wasn’t’ a reason, she was just there.  That’s usually a good reason to post someone but also it means sometimes they disappear before I get around to posting them.  And that could have easily happened today cause I definitely stopped thinking about her and other things (in rough chronological order I think those things were: what’s that sound, people debates if A Man Needs a Maid can is a tender examination of deep loneliness or just misogynistic but can’t it be both things, damn I look dope, you know, I appreciate that picture is clearly to promote porn but frankly I don’t buy those heels on a stewardess, she’ll be on her feet all day, I would want flats, is that girl carrying an Upsetters record?  Man, that is intimidating, I wonder if I could rationalize an all burrito diet).  Luckily, when I finally got a point to stop and catch a breath there were some pictures of Anna Kendrick because she was on TV last night and is… doing stuff?  Non specific stuff that is very likely related to her movie which comes out in a couple weeks.  I really have my fingers crossed for that one because she and Aubrey Plaza are hilarious and the idea of them being hilarious together sounds amazing.  So fingers crossed that it is.  Clearly, she was meant to be here today though so today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Anna Kendrick because she rules.  Also, she has been all over the place this week due to her movie coming out this weekend.  I hope it’s good.  I’ll see it either way cause Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell, they’re always good.  She is great.  Like… she is so perfect.  You must know that if you found this post.  She’s pretty, she’s smart, she’s talented, she’s hilarious.  She is great and I can’t think of another way to say that other than to say that.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Anna Kendrick was on Colbert the other night and I was vaguely aware of it because I saw people talking about it but I didn’t see her or it or anything until this morning. Once I did it was like, “Welp, I’m posting Anna Kendrick”.  Not only did she look fantastic in her red dress, she is just so amazing.  She is one of those people I have a huge crush on and it’s funny, I can kind of forget about it when she isn’t front and center but she shows up and bam, it’s back.  It’s because she’s basically perfect.  She is pretty, she is smart, she is funny, she is ridiculously talented.  She’s pretty close to perfect.  So here is a random collection of pictures cause it’s really nice outside so I am not really putting in the effort she deserves.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Anna Kendrick won the Grammys last night because I am the authority on such things.  I kind of knew she would when the first pictures surfaced because first of all she looked amazing.  Second of all she’s Anna Kendrick, which means she is amazing.  This gives her an extra bonus.  Then my night went all pear shaped and long story short I didn’t get a lot of sleep so my brain is moving pretty slowly, so I am really no match for Anna today.  She looks amazing and it meant that yeah, I’m not going to fight with that, she wins.  For real though, that black dress is pretty perfect, right? Right. And I have nothing more interesting to say than today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.