Tag: Anna Kendrick

Here is Anna Kendrick because I adore Anna Kendrick.  I have said in the past it doesn’t really take a lot to get me to post Anna Kendrick because once I am reminded of Anna Kendrick I remember that she is completely dreamy.  I mean yes, she’s pretty but there is so much more than that.  She is so funny and I love listening to her talk, reading her tweets, and so on.  She is so talented, I will watch almost anything with her in it because even if the movie isn’t great she will be good in it.  So while she hasn’t really shown up much in pictures or anything I can still pretty easily be swayed into posting her with a little nudge, like say a friend bringing her up.  Then next thing you know within minutes I am thinking about how great Anna Kendrick is and gosh she’s so dreamy.  So today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

It really doesn’t take a lot to make me post Anna Kendrick because Anna Kendrick is amazing (well, today it took a lot because tumblr has been refusing to let me post.  Thanks tumblr!).  So she was at an event last night and really the only hesitation in posting her is that Mary Elizabeth Winstead was there to and I am always tempted to post her as well.  I guess this means that I like Anna that little bit more than MEW?  Actually, no, it just means I do today.  That’s kind of the point of this blog.  That I am indecisive and mercurial.  I don’t have it in me, that level of commitment.  Though… I do feel like if someone said I could only post Anna Kendrick from here out I’d be ok with it.  As I write this I realize this is a pretty big milestone for me because what I am saying is I guess I am willing to commit to Anna Kendrick.  SO you know, Anna, if you’re reading, I have anons off but my submit is open so if you want to submit a plan about where we can meet and get married… I am just saying I am willing to give it a shot.  I mean, no promises long term but I am willing to try.  Wow, I am getting so mature, it’s scary really.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Of the many people at Fashion Week last week who I thought I would post but never actually did, Anna Kendrick might be the most shocking.  Because I love Anna Kendrick.  She is like the 6th most frequently posted celebrity on this blog.  I adore her just top to bottom.  She is gorgeous.  She is funny.  She is smart.  She is talented.  She has great fashion sense.  She makes me feel warm and tingly.  You know, the whole package.  And I really did like her blue dress.  But… a lot of people didnt’ get posted.  And I doubt any of them are broken up about it but I always feel like I have some how failed to not mention everyone.  Well thank god it’s also Film Festival season cause it means more red carpet and Anna was out for Mr. Right this weekend and so here she is.  Because she is beautiful and talented and makes my heart go pitter patter et al.  She’s the best.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Anna Kendrick because she is Anna Kendrick.  That is some didactic reasoning I know but in my defense I was out pretty late last night and there were a fair number of drinks and also I feel like the amazingness of Anna Kendrick should be self evident.  Because she is gorgeous and funny and talented and man guys, I am getting old, I just do not recover like I used to.  I would say Anna Kendrick feels like someone who would be able to see the humor in that or sympathize but I cold just be making shit up at this point.  All I know for certain is she is amazing and that today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick

I kind of figure everyone has seen Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones at this point.  I was behind the curve.  I saw it a day late.  This is because I am old and out of touch.  It was like, a whole 20 hours after it showed up on youtube.  Inexcusable on my part, really.  I am old but still learning because I continue to learn many new things about myself thanks to the internet.  Among these is that I always needed Anna Kendrick to be Indiana Jones.  Always.  I need more of it honestly.  Now, look, I am not demanding a movie.  I get it, Hollywood producers do this for a living, they know what’s best, I am not going to tell them how to do their job.  Certainly I am not going to dictate what roles Anna Kendrick should and should not take.  It is frankly douchy to go around telling women how they should live their lives and manage their careers.  It’s condiscending and assumes they can’t make choices for themselves.  I am not doing that.  I won’t be that asshole.  No, I am perfectly willing to just let Hollywood send Anna Kendrick to my house dressed as Indiana Jones.  Because I am reasonable, and let’s face it, basically a hero in the fact that I am willing to make this compromise. If you’re reading this, you’re welcome, Anna Kendrick and Hollywood elite.  I am even willing to like, I dunno, make a snack or something if you want to swing by and like, I dunno, whip something off a shelf or whatever.  Like nothing to elaborate but I could probably grab some pizza rolls from the store or something.  I feel like I have gotten off track.  My ask box is open, we can talk more there later.  What i am saying is Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones is amazing.  I know this cause now it’s been like 2 days since I watched it and I am still going, “Anna Kendrick looks pretty hot in a fedora”.  So today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So for those of you who don’t know, and I say that a lot but in this case there is just honestly no reason you’d know this, I use a Roku to consume most of my screen based media.   I like it a lot, I highly suggest it if you are without a smart TV and want something.  Anyway, it has little billboard ads for things to watch on the far right of the screen when you are choosing which app to open, there was an add for something called Kate Spade Misadventures.  No idea what it was but Anna Kendrick’s face was huge on this add, it was basically her face, looking beautiful and hopeful and… I clicked my first ever roku ad.  Apparently it’s a youtube video.  And it was mildly funny.  Because Anna Kendrick is funny.  And charismatic.  And gorgeous.  And basically kind of perfect.  I can’t believe it’s been more than a month since I posted her last.  it feels like a huge oversight.  How is it possible I have gone a month without posting her.  I’m sorry.  Terrible mistake on my part and thank god to the brave men and women who come up with algorithms that figure out what I might like.  Because it brought all of us a little bit of Anna Kendrick today, and that makes all our lives better.  Another Victory for Capitalism!  Suck it Lenin. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick

Here is Anna Kendrick because oh my god Anna Kendrick.  Like, you would think that someone would settle for being amazingly talented and hilarious but no, she’s greedy, she wants it all.   A bunch of pictures of her from the UK issue of Glamour have shown up and just…look, you don’t have to look that good, it is just going to make people feel bad.  What does it leave us with, Anna?  Well sure Anna Kendrick is an amazing actress, she can sing, she might be one of the funniest people on the planet but at least… she looks so good I find it hard to concentrate?  This too a strange turn, like I am angry.  I am not, more just thinking it’s unfair for Anna Kendrick to keep doing stuff to be more desirable because she already had extremely desirable locked up.  It’s like running up the score now.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick

I knew I was going to have trouble today deciding who to post and certainly there was some competition but honestly in the opening number when Anna Kendrick came out in her dress from Into the Woods I was pretty sure the race was over.  She is so gorgeous and talented and hearing her sing really gave her an unfair advantage.  Also, I loved what she wore to the Oscars.  Because I am super cool I did watch some of the red carpet coverage and I heard some people say her dresses color was too casual for the Oscars.  I am here to say they are morons because it is perfect.  And she looked amazing. And um… I think she’s great?  I do like her a whole lot guys.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick

So today is my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles birthday (well here.  She lives in the land of make believe and it’s almost over there but here in America it’s just starting, which means in places that matter it is her birthday).  I feel pretty lucky that Anna Kendrick is on my mind today because she likes Anna Kendrick a lot.  I am not sure how that works given they are both girls but I’ll make a mental note to google that later and see if the internet knows anything about women being attracted to women. I feel lucky mainly because I was worried I would have to pick a model today and whole-lies-and-half-smiles hates models.  Hates them.  If I remember correctly her father was a runway and models used to just walk all over him.  Finally one day a model killed him.  Or a bear.  I mean it might have been a bear that killed him.  Or he might not be dead.  Look, I’ll be honest, when my friends talk I don’t really pay attention, I just wait for them to stop talking so I can tell them some hilarious and awesome story and we can all agree I rule.  I rule.  That’s what today is really about, how great I am.  And Anna Kendrick.  So happy birthday to Kate and today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is some Anna Kendrick because I love me some Anna Kendrick.  I don’t have any special reason today.  I haven’t like watched her in something recently, or seen any particularly hilarious tweets or interviews or anything.  She’s just great and that’s enough for me.  I woke up thinking about her and all these hours later I still am, I keep thinking, “Man, Anna Kendrick is great”.  So she’s here today because of that.  Because of the greatness.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.