Tag: Anna Kendrick

I know Anna Kendrick just showed up here a few days ago so it’s like Anna Kendrick central but allow me to make the following exigent points:

• She proved to be quite popular last time
• She is amazing and fantastic and 100% crush worthy
• Look at her

See?  Suddenly you can see why I couldn’t NOT post Anna Kendrick today.  She is definitely amazing and in my defense a lot of her presence today has to do with amazing friends pointing out her amazingness to me.   Sorry about that sentence, I had Maybe I’m Amazed stuck in my head earlier.  Anyway, she is great, and after I posted her Wednesday I was sent an article where she says she hasn’t been hit on in 5 years.  This means one of two things, either guys are too intimidated to ever hit on her (which lets be honest, men are idiots and shoot to high way too often) or she is socially oblivious.  I get that second one, it makes her more endearing.  I have stood around being flirted with before and had not a single clue about it until afterwards when someone pointed it out.  It’s a human fallibility especially among the dorky to forget we are desirable human beings.  And that’s the sort of thing that makes her so crushworthy, right, it’s so easy to imagine Anna Kendrick being your best friend or whatever.  Because she is great.  And today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I was reading an interview or something with Anna Kendrick recently where she said something about how she is ok with the fact that she isn’t the girl people would consider sexy, she’s ok with being the cute one.  And I get what she’s saying.  And she is buckets full of adorable.  I even get how first reaction to her would be about cuteness rather than like raw sexuality (my immediately example that I was about to type is, “She isn’t Brando in On the Waterfront”.  Then I was like that’s a strange example, what does that say about me).  But she’s also wrong if she thinks she isn’t sexy.  Or considered sexy.  Because she does seem to do sexy well.  At least I think so.  And i kind of feel for her, no one should be like, oh well, I’m just cute.  Of course, I doubt she’s suffering that much because she is pretty beloved by pretty much anyone who knows who she is.  And with good reason because she’s amazing.  Anyway, here she is and I find her cute and sexy and today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I had a dream about Anna Kendrick last night which is my brain’s way of telling me it’s time to post her again, I guess.  I mean, it wasn’t that sort of dream maybe you are thinking, it was just a couple of cool dudes hanging out being cool.  You can be assured we were cool cause i used the ultra hip phrase “cool dudes” to describe us.  My finger is right on the pulse.  Anyway, she was hilarious and charming in my dream because that’s how she is in reality as well.  My brain knows this.  My brain knew to make her hilarious and charming.  Anyway, that’s why she is here, I don’t have any other special reason, I just woke up remembering that yeah, she is pretty awesome.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Anna Kendrick because I like Anna Kendrick a lot.  It is getting hard to find new ways to say that.  it’s a problem that arises if someone gets posted too often in a stretch, I start to feel like that lame kid who sucks at show and tell.  “Um…. this is Anna Kendrick.  She’s a pretty good celebrity.  I like her a lot.  She’s pretty.  Um… my favorite part is the part where she talks cause she’s funny… and um… I like the way she looks and stuff…. can I sit down now?"  I guess the one advantage is it’s my damn blog so I can sit the fuck down whenever I want and I want to now.  You know what else I want?  Like today?  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Today is one of those days I am going to need a nap.  Like I could not fall asleep, could not fall asleep and then at 6 AM I wake up feeling wide awake.  I say feeling because I know it’s a lie and eventually my body is going to go, “Hey, 4 hours of sleep is not enough, I’m going to crash now, have fun getting through the rest of the day”.  Anyway, that’s exciting to read about I am sure, just wait until I start my exciting new blog Do I Need a Nap Today. Right before I woke up I had a dream about Anna Kendrick.  It was kinda strange because it was us and there was a Trans Am and like she was trying to get into a kind of southern/trailer trash sort of character but it seemed more inspired by Dukes of Hazard and that sort of thing than any sort of reality and like… she had really big hair.  I don’t know what any of that meant really and I don’t know what inspired it.  I haven’t seen Smokey and the Bandit in a really long time.  Anyway, that is why she is here.  Also because obviously Anna Kendrick is just kind of amazing.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Anna Kendrick because she is adorable.  Seriously, Anna Kendrick is so great that I would probably vote for her for President.  Which frankly is a horrible idea because not only is she just not qualified, I don’t even know her platforms.  I have no idea what her stance is on a single thing.  But I am that charmed by her that I would vote her into the White House.  So basically what I am saying is Anna Kendrick is extremely dangerous and we are all dangerously close to the day she uses her immense charm and wit to take over the world.  The worst part is when we are slaving away in the Nuetronian Mines of Mars to power her giant Death Laser Mounted RoboGorillas we’ll all be smiling and talking about how funny she is.  Basically, she has to be stopped.  I mean she posts stuff like this when she poses for a photoset that sets the internet on fire.  You can’t help but like her.  Oh look, she’s funny, she’s just like us.  That’s what we’ll say when she talks us into invading Canada!  Look, I know this post took a really, really strange turn, I can’t help it, I write what comes to me and I am onto Anna Kendrick and her mad plan to rule the world.  I am onto her and I still am totally charmed by her.  I know what she’s up to and still today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I knew it was inevitable I would post Anna Kendrick at some point this week.  And not just for the usual reasons (that she is pretty, she is funny, she is talented, she is amazing) but also because fashion week is going on which means there are new pictures of Anna Kendrick once every 2 hours.  Thus the post above with her wearing a million different things over a 3 day period.  I just knew eventually one day I would be sitting here and Anna Kendrick would be all I could think about.  So that day is today.  She is so pretty and just so awesome.  And so today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So Anna Kendrick has been doing a full on assault on my attention recently.  Like it seems like she just keeps popping up being awesome.  This is not entirely surprising given that she is well documented to be awesome.  She is of course smart and hilarious.  First of all there is her “Superbowl Ad” that is fantastic.  I love that she describes herself as “approachable hot” and “hot to the kind of guys who feel bad calling a girl hot”.  Then there is her talking about Katy Perry “finger-banging” her cleavage.  Also attention getting.  Also hilarious.  The only thing she is missing really in her self assessment I think is that a big part of her appeal is that she is 100% crush worthy.  Part of that is approachableness but more of that is just that she seems like so much.  Not in a sexual way, I mean I guess how much fun she seems there is up to your imagination, but she seems like hanging out with her would be awesome.  I definitely have a bit of a crush on her.  How can you not?  She’s funny, she’s smart, she is stupid levels of talented, and she is like the hottest girl in your improv class!  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

The first time I posted Anna Kendrick I wondered aloud if she was sexy or not.  She was undeniably attractive but was she sexy?  Sometimes I still wonder that.  Then some days, like say today, I realize I am a moron because of course she is.  I wasn’t think of her at all but she appeared in this hot pink gown and oh my god and then bam, next thing I know I am typing words right here.  Almost like I blacked out and in a fugue state had selected pictures of Anna Kendrick.  Weird.  Thing is, she is so pretty and so talented.  Seriously, she can act, she can sing, she is so damn funny (so damn funny, funny enough that her twitter account alone could get her here) that I think it almost blots out the sexiness.  Or maybe it’s the whole Madonna/Whore thing that plagues Western Civilization.  She is so charming, so talented that she seems like crush material or who you take home to mom or whatever and it feels wrong to think of her as sexy, too.  Or maybe I’m just a moron.  That was my first theory and well, Occum’s razor and all.   Anyway, she is great and today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

It’s Monday and today I am choosing Anna Kendrick because I woke up thinking about Anna Kendrick.  I don’t know why.  I am ok with it.  I think she is pretty great.  She is wildly talented and tons of fun and funny and pretty.  Seems like plenty of good reasons to choose her to me.  So today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.