Tag: Ariel Winter

So, I was hoping with Halloween on a Monday we would be overloaded with Halloweeny stuff this weekend, including ridiculously costume parties and pictures of people in costumes.  I honestly always look forward to that.  But instead we have almost nothing from last night.  I don’t know, is the entire entertainment world waiting until tomorrow?  That seems possible.  Or maybe everyone is sleeping on pictures just to spite me and after I post this the flood gates will open?  That seems less likely but I am willing to entertain the idea that I am so important the world is conspiring against me.  Anyway, basically all I have so far is a picture Ariel Winter posted of herself, so she wins by default.  I mean, a bunny costume is fine either way, I am not planning on complaining about it, just that I would enjoy more options.  But here she is because at least she came to play.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

So the Emmys are tonight, which is always exciting, this one lone awards show far from awards season.  It will make tomorrow fun as I try to determine who won the red carpet, and I feel like everyone probably agrees I am the definitive source America turns to for such things.  Anyway, leading up there are always a bunch of events as well and Ariel Winter seems to have won those.  She’s looked quite good, though also she might win by just showing up at more of them.  Lots of people looked good but she looked good twice.  Running up the score I guess.  Anyway, here she is because she looked great, black really is a great color on her, so today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Look, no Olympics.  Some of you will be thrilled.  Here is Ariel Winter because last night there was a Young Hollywood thing and like… I dunno, it’s such a vague definition, I see it attached to all these events but young seems to be “teenager” at some and “under 50” at others.  I am not calling fro some regulation on use of the word, I am just saying it becomes meaningless when over applied.  Whatever the definition, I feel like Ariel Winter still fits it and I think she looked fantastic last night.  I like pinstripes.  I dunno why, it just seems to be a good look in general.  There’s a reason why so many mens suits have them I guess.  Of course, now I am just confusing myself, I don’t think I like her outfit because it’s conservative but maybe I do?  Maybe it’s tricking me.  Oh god, is it the mullet of outfits?  The reverse mullet I guess, business on the arms, party up front?  Boy, a mullet and boobs joke, this has just gone completely off the rails.  I am sorry guys.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

So I guess I Googled Ariel Winter for some reason at some point?  Maybe the last time I posted her?  I just know my phone thinks I really want to know every new controversy about Ariel Winter.  And by controversy I mean every time some pearl clutching moralist gets his panties in a bunch online.  It seems like this is a thing she faces a lot because Google tells me all the time that people are harassing Ariel Winter online because they feel she showed too much skin on her instagram.  And they have a point.  She’s been doing this for a long time.  Like when she was 14 and creepy dudes on the internet would get turned on looking at her and feel the need to tell her what a horrible person she was for them looking at her.  Dick move on her part, making those creepy dudes be creepy dudes.  And now here she is, on instagram, forcing them to follow her and making them look at her wearing clothing.  Dick move.  These poor, poor innocent dudes, who just want to uh… go to church and build houses for the poor are instead trapped in this terrible web by a crafty teenage girl and her ability to uh.. have been born with big breast.  That’s about it.  And there is a whole extra cultural bias there where if a girl has big breast she’s automatically a slut or a tease, you know, unless she covers them up, at which point she’s a prude.  It’s almost like for women you can’t win sometimes.  Almost, but i know that’s not true because dudes online keep talking about how the world has been taken over by women cause you know, there is like, a single fucking movie out with girls in the main roles.  Which is exactly the kind of world we’d live in if the Nazi’s had won.  And Hitler was a girl.  Exactly like that.  Anyway, Ariel Winter has come up a lot and sometimes I check to see what she has worn that has caused such a tizzy.  I think she looked quite lovely at her graduation. I think the outfit she wore of that movie is lame but it’s a Bert Reynolds movie and it isn’t 1976 so you know, probably not the worst thing about the movie. Anyway, I think she has looked nice so here are some pictures of her looking nice.  I do apologize in advance to all the poor, poor oppressed dudes out there that this will oppress.  I can’t help it, I’m the internet’s greatest monster and you’re right to hate me for forcing this on you.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

So here is Ariel Winter, today’s pick.  You guys have no idea how annoyed I am with myself.  I have never missed a day before but I technically missed yesterday.  I made a post.  I picked the pictures, i wrote the post, I hit the button.  See, I always save them as drafts, double check it to make sure nothing is too screwy (tumblr does strange things with the pictures sometimes) and then hit the actual post button.  Apparently I missed that step yesterday and then never noticed.  I am the type of person this will bother forever.  Sure the post is there now but it’s wrong.  There will forever be a gap on May 29th.  I am achieving my goal, of actually documenting day by day still but I will be bothered.  Just like I am by that one stupid fucking record I own that sticks out a little more than the others.  It just isn’t right!  Anyway, I am posting Ariel Winter today because it has already gotten late and I though she looked really good in her prom dress and I love the red hair on her.  And that’s it, I am not risking screwing this up.  Here is another fact about me, I will recheck my blog 30 times before bed tonight to make sure this actually posts.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Ariel Winter was at some Young Hollywood thing last night.  I don’t know much about those but they seem to happen all the time and some people are indeed part of young Hollywood and some are like in their 30’s so I don’t really understand and they seem to happen a lot.  What I did notice is that Ariel Winter looks good in black.  The times I seem to notice her she is in black.  I don’t know why that is.  Maybe it’s her hair.  I know sometimes she dresses in ways I quite like, sometimes it’s not for me.  Black seems to be her color though.  I thought she looked good. Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

There is a whole lot going on this weekend.  From a celebrity pictures point of view I mean.  Fashion Week in New York, the BAFTAs in London, The Grammys in LA, I am sure other stuff I am forgetting.  It means parties and events and all sorts of craziness and it means there is a lot to pick from.  If your favorite person doesn’t show up I am sorry, this blog is about my libido though, not yours.  Here is Ariel Winter who is making her first ever appearance on this blog.  I think she is attractive and thought she looked cute as a button in a pilot’s hat at the pre Grammys party Delta always does.  I have never gotten the connection between airplane travel and music awards but they do this every year and I do appreciate the fact that it means a bunch of celebrities end up wearing pilots jackets and hats and what not because it’s usually adorable.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.