So I guess I Googled Ariel Winter for some reason at some point? Maybe the last time I posted her? I just know my phone thinks I really want to know every new controversy about Ariel Winter. And by controversy I mean every time some pearl clutching moralist gets his panties in a bunch online. It seems like this is a thing she faces a lot because Google tells me all the time that people are harassing Ariel Winter online because they feel she showed too much skin on her instagram. And they have a point. She’s been doing this for a long time. Like when she was 14 and creepy dudes on the internet would get turned on looking at her and feel the need to tell her what a horrible person she was for them looking at her. Dick move on her part, making those creepy dudes be creepy dudes. And now here she is, on instagram, forcing them to follow her and making them look at her wearing clothing. Dick move. These poor, poor innocent dudes, who just want to uh… go to church and build houses for the poor are instead trapped in this terrible web by a crafty teenage girl and her ability to uh.. have been born with big breast. That’s about it. And there is a whole extra cultural bias there where if a girl has big breast she’s automatically a slut or a tease, you know, unless she covers them up, at which point she’s a prude. It’s almost like for women you can’t win sometimes. Almost, but i know that’s not true because dudes online keep talking about how the world has been taken over by women cause you know, there is like, a single fucking movie out with girls in the main roles. Which is exactly the kind of world we’d live in if the Nazi’s had won. And Hitler was a girl. Exactly like that. Anyway, Ariel Winter has come up a lot and sometimes I check to see what she has worn that has caused such a tizzy. I think she looked quite lovely at her graduation. I think the outfit she wore of that movie is lame but it’s a Bert Reynolds movie and it isn’t 1976 so you know, probably not the worst thing about the movie. Anyway, I think she has looked nice so here are some pictures of her looking nice. I do apologize in advance to all the poor, poor oppressed dudes out there that this will oppress. I can’t help it, I’m the internet’s greatest monster and you’re right to hate me for forcing this on you. Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.
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