Look, no Olympics.  Some of you will be thrilled.  Here is Ariel Winter because last night there was a Young Hollywood thing and like… I dunno, it’s such a vague definition, I see it attached to all these events but young seems to be “teenager” at some and “under 50” at others.  I am not calling fro some regulation on use of the word, I am just saying it becomes meaningless when over applied.  Whatever the definition, I feel like Ariel Winter still fits it and I think she looked fantastic last night.  I like pinstripes.  I dunno why, it just seems to be a good look in general.  There’s a reason why so many mens suits have them I guess.  Of course, now I am just confusing myself, I don’t think I like her outfit because it’s conservative but maybe I do?  Maybe it’s tricking me.  Oh god, is it the mullet of outfits?  The reverse mullet I guess, business on the arms, party up front?  Boy, a mullet and boobs joke, this has just gone completely off the rails.  I am sorry guys.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.