Here are pictures of Barbara Palvin because.. why not? My week of almost no sleep continues into a second week… or is it the third? Math is hard, ya’ll. Anyway, don’t expect me to be horribly articulate here. I feel like I have some things about how she manages to mix being adorable and sexy into an interesting mix but basically all that is coming out is, “girl pretty”. So you know, girl pretty. Like girl. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
Here is Barbara Palvin because she is hot but also because it is my dear friend lunoboom’s birthday and she is the one who helped me realize that Barbara Palvin was hot. Which I realize makes me sound like some kind of idiot but I knew Barbara was beloved on tumblr and I got that she was pretty but I was interested about just what it was about her that made people connect with her. Izzy passionately explained the appeal and I started to see it. So thanks for that. Anyway, as I said it is her birthday so everyone should go wish her happy birthday. Seriously, send here and ask right here. She is friendly and sweet and if you are lucky enough to become her friend you are a lucky duck indeed so go say hi. And then look at picture of Barbara Palvin because she is pretty and frankly looking at pictures of her is always rewarding. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
Here is Barbara Palvin because I like Barbara Palvin. More importantly here is Barbara Palvin cause one of my tumblr besties lunoboom sent me this video. Which she described as basically porn. I can see how she came to that conclusion because for some reason they did use a porn soundtrack. I also can see how she came to that conclusion because it is hard to look away from her there. Anyway, I find Barbara Palvin very attractive, she manages to go from cute to sexy and back again very quickly, which is honestly a very attractive trait. Though all the pictures I chose I think fall squarely in the sexy camp as opposed to the cute. Anyway, I am rambling because I don’t have a ton to say, watch the video, enjoy the picture, then go outside and get some sun, it’s pretty nice day. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
All week I have had this thing where I can’t decide who to post because I want to post about a million girls. Giver or take a grand. This is a better problem than if I was just feeling meh and not attracted to anyone because it’s a much better place to be in to feel like everything is great than everything is lame. I went with Barbara Palvin because it turns out she is very attractive. That’s me, internet hotness detective, able to determine if a girl is hot or not after millions of other people already had. I am also that jackass who will say helpful things like, “It’s always the last place you look” when you find your keys or, “Hot enough for ya”? Ok, not really the second one. Those people are the worst. But Barbara Palvin is the best. At least for today. Because you know what? Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
Here is Barbara Palvin. Again. I know she just appeared the other day. It’s my blog dammit, you’ll just have to deal with it! Or… don’t. You know, no one has ever complained about that, I get like… preemptively defensive. I am imagining people complaining? I’m not hearing voices or anything… I’m just a little paranoid. Because people have complained about too much Kate Upton. I am not sure how you can get too much of a beauty like this though, look at her, she adorable and gorgeous. And I just wrote about her two days ago. So like… I have no new words really. She is very pretty, I am liking her more and more as time goes on. And today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
This is the most gif heavy post I have ever done. Ever ever. I think it is because this whole post was inspired by this video. It was submitted to me here just a few days ago and it’s pretty epic. First of all, I highly encourage submits like this. Second of all it is a great video. I actually thought it meant I would be posting Barbara the next day. But I didn’t. And I almost forgot about it expect I just showed it to someone and watched it again in doing so and… oh shit, this video is amazing. Barbara Palvin is amazing! And it reminds me of when I originally posted her. One of her super fans described to me that she was so impressed how easily Barbara went from adorable and innocent to sultry and sex at the drop of the dime. It was very accurate and the gifs are here to show how she does both. When she looks sexy it is amazing but I think I appreciate her being goofy and cute even more. And the two together? Mind blown. So she’s here because I like how she moves and I don’t mean that in an entirely sexual way, there is a charisma to her that is just compelling. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
The best thing about posting models is that I usually don’t want for pictures to choose. The worst thing is that it is sometimes hard to say something beyond, “She sure is pretty”. I mean, I guess that is an issue to a degree with anyone but I lack the specific vocabulary and knowledge to explain why a model is good at what she does. An actress, a musician? I can fake that a bit, I can describe what I like. A model… well, the ones who move me have something to them that inspires me but that doesn’t mean that I can really explain it past, “She sure is pretty”. Anyway, that brings us to Barbara Palvin. She sure is pretty. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
As I mentioned before what helped really sell me on Barbara Palvin was the passionate description of one of her ardent fans talking about how easily and quickly she transitions from adorable and innocent to sultry and sexy and back again. Once it was pointed out to me I couldn’t unsee it. I say this like it’s a problem. it’s not. I also say sold like it would take a lot of convincing. Yeah, she’s a gargoyle, clearly I had to be talked into finding her attractive…. My point is that to see that something special in her that a lot of people see I needed a little guidance but I see it now. She is very pretty and very sexy and very cute and it makes for an interesting combo. I like her, she has shown up a lot since I first posted her and I feel like it should be obvious why. But in case it wasn’t obvious I just went on and on about it. Basically, today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
Barbara Palvin is here again. I never thought posting her initially would open up the flood gates for me but it is the model problem. The problem being there are so many good pictures of her and they show up so often that she just pops into my head. As far as problems go a pretty girl being pretty and having lots of pretty pictures isn’t exactly the worst thing ever. It does lead to the whole thing were I am just not exactly loaded with things to say about her, and I almost feel bad, I have some followers who really love her. They can go on and on about how great she is and I’d just be aping them. So I will say she is pretty and she has quite the range, her ability to go from innocent to naughty looking is rather impressive and I think that’s a big part of why today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
I have pretty much decided I am sold on Barbara Palvin. She will no doubt be thrilled to learn she finally has the approval of a creepy blog on the internet, it’s pretty much what every little girl dreams of when she fantasizes about being a model. So, you know, good news for her, very exciting day. Seriously though, she’s very pretty, which you know, not a surprise given it’s kind of her job. My point is though I get it, alright, all the people who like her? I get it. It’s gotten. I never disagreed with you but it is really starting to sink in, you’re right, hot girls in their underwear are hot. I have been convinced. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
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