Tag: Barbara Palvin

Barbara Palvin has shown up in a bunch of shoots lately and I have really liked them, especially the most recent of Elle Russia.  It felt a little off because something about it felt kind of 80’s but I have warmed up to it over the past couple of days.  It’s nice to see a surge of new work from her recently though I obviously won’t be posting the recent picture that has caused a little controversy.  I mean, obviously because I never post that kind of thing but I don’t know what rumors are true or not but in general if a woman doesn’t want a picture of her out there then I am not going to put it out there.  That seems simple but it isn’t for some people.  I see a lot of arguments about legality and reading fine print and stuff and I guess what I will say to that is legality does not dictate morality.  Because something is legal does not make it moral.  Because something is immoral does not mean it should be illegal.  If you are defining your decisions strictly on if it is legal or not you are morally lacking and I hope at some point you can turn that around.  Your life will be fuller if you pursue one of at least some virtue.  The lives of those around you will be fuller as well.  And you know, if you’re trying to use moral loopholes to justify how badly you want to look at nipples just know I think less of you.  That might not matter to you but in general I think you’ll find most adults feel that way.  Maybe that’s the real lesson here, not the basics of moral philosophy but just a basic lesson, you’ll find the things that impress other trolls on the internet impress no one in real life.  I don’t think you should need personal utility as a spur to good behavior but if you do there you go.  At some point that is going to matter in real life and you will likely never know it, but it is going to cost you as people just want nothing to do with a person like you.  Anyway, I think she has looked good a bunch.  Which makes sense, she’s a model, that is her job.  I am glad to get a bunch of work from her.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Here is Barbara Palvin because… she showed up in some pics this week including at the Hungarian Women of the Year Gala yesterday.  I didn’t end up posting anything from that but she did to her typical thing where she looked adorable in a lot of the pictures because she seems to be having a lot of fun. Anytime I post Barbara Palvin I end up thinking of my friend @lunoboom though now I can’t remember why?  I think maybe because Izzy has said it would be really gross to make out with Barbara Palvin.  That seems like an odd stance to take but it’s her life.  A shame really.  I happen to think Barbara Palvin is gorgeous and adorable and sexy.  And look how great she looks in some of these pictures.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

So Barbara Palvin was at one of the many, many events that go on during Fashion Week, this was some sort of dinner.  I assume for charity but maybe not?  Who knows.  I could look it up but I am willing to bed you don’t care. Anyway, among my favorite types of Barbara Palvin pics are ones where she is at an event and they are just snapping pics and she does something goofy, often followed by something sexy.  It’s a skill she has that most definitely sets her apart in certain ways.  She makes the transition from adorable goofball to sultry sexpot and back at light speed and I assume part of the reason I and others find it so appealing is it always looks like she’s having genuine fun doing so.  It’s nice to see people enjoy themselves unabashedly.  Anyway, here she is at various things because today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Here’s a bunch of Barbara Palvin pics from Sports Illustrated cause she’s wanted to be posted all week but just hasn’t quite made it.  She has looked great at a lot of various related functions as well as some other things that were unrelated and… well, I almost feel bad that she kept coming in second day after day.  She probably isn’t too broken up about it but sometimes my blog feels insincere when I feel like someone is being skipped.  Like, I am not properly reflecting my own libido.  And if I don’t stand up for the truth then who will?  Anyway, no one is beating her today and it’s nice to get the chance to share some of the pics of her I liked best so here we are.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

So years ago, when my dear friend and renown Brazilian Lady Killer @lunoboom was trying to sell me on Barbara Palvin, she described her real magic as being that she could look ridiculously sexy and completely innocent and neither seemed foreign at all to her.  As a matter of fact I just looked it up because I quoted her in the first post I ever made about Barbara, she said “I think Barbara is beyond gorgeous, what intrigues me the most is how she can be angelic, sweet & cute but then she can also turn into this sexy, hot little devil”.  Which is pretty accurate.  And I was thinking about that and about my friend the other day when Barbara was at the launch of her new bra?  Or a bra designed for her?  Whatever it was, she was wearing a shirt that was undone to her bully button, which makes sense, she was showing off the bra, but the entire time was able to look either smolderingly sexy or completely innocent like having her shirt wide open was not only normal but sweet and it never even occurred to her someone might be looking in a less than pure way.  It’s kind of impressive.  Her face is so expressive and does such a good job of conveying personality that I get why so many people were so taken with her once upon a time and kept asking why I had never posted her so I had to seek out a friend to explain the appeal.  I do get the appeal now.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Barbara Palvin has stood out quite a few times recently as looking really good at this event or that but somehow hasn’t been posted.  She especially stood out in Paris at the L’Oreal Gold whatever event.  I can’t remember exactly what it was called.  She looked amazing there though.  Either way, she didn’t show up and today I am correcting that.  She’s really been on quite a nice run since the Venice Film Festival.  I would say even the looks I am not huge on she herself has looked fantastic.  I mean, I guess that’s not stunning, really popular model looks good even in not so great clothing.  That’s a model’s whole job, to make us go, “Wow, she looks good.  Maybe I’d look that good in those pants”.  Then you get home and it’s like, man, is this part supposed to stick out?  These did not fit like this in those pictures I saw.  So you know, here’s Barbara Palvin because she’s good at deceiving us into thinking pants with red polka dots are a good choice.  Very tricky.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

I actually thought I was going to post someone else today until I got to a bunch of pictures of Barbara Palvin at the Venice Film Festival and honestly, her coming down the huge staircase in front of her hotel… well, she looked like some kind of fairy princess.  And I mean that in the best way.  I am not sure if there is a bad way but I am pretty sure if there is Tumblr would point it out.  And you know, there is that line from a song by the Coup where they say Princesses are evil, they got their money by killing people.  I am relatively certain Barbara Palvin’s money comes from modeling, the non lethal kind.  Anyway, she looked like a Disney Princess or something.  Something out of a movie, not something just at some mundane film festival.  She looked gorgeous and adorable and so I am posting her because today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

I am not usually inclined to post a bunch of pictures from the same thing in one post but I guess there is enough variety and it is bountiful enough for me to do so with the swimsuit issue stuff for Barbara Palvin.  I haven’t posted her in a long time, I can’t remember the last time.  Part of that is she hasn’t really don’t that much that has caught my eye in the past year or so.  And of course, my friend @lunoboom is no longer sending me videos and stuff of her.  This is because my dear friend Izzy is… I don’t know why.  Maybe she’s straight now?  No, that seems really unlikely because on a scale of gay to not gay she’s pretty super gay.  I think actually she just has stopped liking hot girls.  She has determined that making out with a hot girl would be gross so she has had none of it.  As a matter of fact, I bet she dares you to send her messages and try to tempt her into making out with you if you are a hot girl.  Dares you!  Anyway, the swimsuit issue is always nice because there are always a few models I like even if I don’t get as excited for bikinis as the rest of the world does.  I mean, they’re fine and all but for someone who loves the beach I have never quite gotten it.  I know I am a person who runs a blog about wanting to have sex with girls but I find there are way, way more fun things to do at the beach than just ogle people in swimwear.  I mean, did you know you can make castles out of sand?  If you haven’t tried it I highly suggest it.  Also you can bury action figures or dolls or whatever but I would be a little bit careful there because sometimes you do that and then you can’t find your Hoth Han Solo and that kind of sucks.  Hypothetically.  Barbara.  This is about her.  Sorry.  She looked very good, it’s nice to see her.  She’s here because she looks good but also people seem really excited she is here and I get it.  That is what I like about the swimsuit issue, it tends to be a lot of pictures of a girl so if oyu like her it’s a little like Christmas.  Also my buddy @she-goes-to-eleven is really excited and enthusiasm is pretty infectious.  So today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Often when I post someone it is a battle of who I actually choose cause I have a bunch of people bouncing through my head and they are all fighting for attention.  A lot of this week was like that.  Then other days people flit in and out of my brain and don’t really stay and I have no idea who I am going to post because I can’t seem to care enough to actually put together a post.  Today is more like that.  Probably because I didn’t really watch anything yesterday, instead a I read a book like a fucking nerd.  I am so disappointed in myself.  Anyway, eventually at this late hour my brain settled on Barbara Palvin and I don’t know why.  She’s pretty though so I’ll take it and half ass this post and say today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.