I am not usually inclined to post a bunch of pictures from the same thing in one post but I guess there is enough variety and it is bountiful enough for me to do so with the swimsuit issue stuff for Barbara Palvin.  I haven’t posted her in a long time, I can’t remember the last time.  Part of that is she hasn’t really don’t that much that has caught my eye in the past year or so.  And of course, my friend @lunoboom is no longer sending me videos and stuff of her.  This is because my dear friend Izzy is… I don’t know why.  Maybe she’s straight now?  No, that seems really unlikely because on a scale of gay to not gay she’s pretty super gay.  I think actually she just has stopped liking hot girls.  She has determined that making out with a hot girl would be gross so she has had none of it.  As a matter of fact, I bet she dares you to send her messages and try to tempt her into making out with you if you are a hot girl.  Dares you!  Anyway, the swimsuit issue is always nice because there are always a few models I like even if I don’t get as excited for bikinis as the rest of the world does.  I mean, they’re fine and all but for someone who loves the beach I have never quite gotten it.  I know I am a person who runs a blog about wanting to have sex with girls but I find there are way, way more fun things to do at the beach than just ogle people in swimwear.  I mean, did you know you can make castles out of sand?  If you haven’t tried it I highly suggest it.  Also you can bury action figures or dolls or whatever but I would be a little bit careful there because sometimes you do that and then you can’t find your Hoth Han Solo and that kind of sucks.  Hypothetically.  Barbara.  This is about her.  Sorry.  She looked very good, it’s nice to see her.  She’s here because she looks good but also people seem really excited she is here and I get it.  That is what I like about the swimsuit issue, it tends to be a lot of pictures of a girl so if oyu like her it’s a little like Christmas.  Also my buddy @she-goes-to-eleven is really excited and enthusiasm is pretty infectious.  So today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

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