All week I have had this thing where I can’t decide who to post because I want to post about a million girls. Giver or take a grand. This is a better problem than if I was just feeling meh and not attracted to anyone because it’s a much better place to be in to feel like everything is great than everything is lame. I went with Barbara Palvin because it turns out she is very attractive. That’s me, internet hotness detective, able to determine if a girl is hot or not after millions of other people already had. I am also that jackass who will say helpful things like, “It’s always the last place you look” when you find your keys or, “Hot enough for ya”? Ok, not really the second one. Those people are the worst. But Barbara Palvin is the best. At least for today. Because you know what? Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
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