So I am posting Candice Swanepoel for the second time in like a week and that means I don’t have a ton of interesting new things to say really. Like… uh, professional model looks good in bathing suits. Did you guys know that? It’s fascinating. She just keeps popping into my head and that doesn’t really bother me. I’m not fighting it. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
Here is Candice Swanepoel because she is very pretty. As long time followers of me know, she is of course obsessed with me, for years sending me nearly naked pictures of herself in the guise of “catalogs” and “advertisements for sales at my local Victoria’s Secret”. It was a little transparent but in recent years she has switched to playing hard to get to try and catch my eye. Getting engaged, having a baby. Now she’s basically just posting pictures of her son all the time and talking about how much she loves being a mom. Still pretty transparent to me, trying a little too hard. But I do have to admit she’s gorgeous and this little picture of her promoting some Givenchy perfume popped up and… well, she looked really good. And because I am such a good person, why not throw her a bone and give her a little thrill to brighten up the hollowness of a fulfilling relationships, life, and family. I can’t help it, guys, I’m a giver. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
So… if you remember I posted about Kate Upton on Christmas and how I knew she was supposed to be part of the Love Advent calendar and really it was the only thing I was looking forward to but she never showed up. Well, she showed up today in the final video for it. 5 Days after even the Eastern Orthodox dudes are done with Christmas. Seems poorly planned to me but I will forgive it because… well, it was a really good video. I enjoyed it and it reminded me of why I like Kate Upton so much. It was fun and silly and so… it was good. She also looked great but I knew that a month ago when I saw behind the scenes pictures. She did look great though and I tried really, really hard to get a gif to work in this post but I couldn’t create anything that was small enough. Believe me I tried. So here are links to some attempts. Enjoy this and this. Anyway, today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Here is my beloved Kristen Bell because awards season is upon us. Officially it starts today but because Hollywood loves an excuse for a party there were all sorts of events yesterday leading up to the Globes today. Kristen Bell was at one and I am thankful for the appearance. I am restraining myself from making a Frozen joke given it is in the single digits outside here but it certainly is a nice treat to get to see her on a day when I am just kinda stuck here. Maybe she’ll be at the Globes as well, I have no idea. I feel lucky enough that she is back on my TV every week to be honest, I don’t want to be greedy. But it is a good show, it should be recognized but maybe it’s too early. I am rambling. Kristen Bell is here because I love Kristen Bell and one day I am going to have her babies. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
A bunch of times this week I have found myself thinking about how beautiful Taylor Swift is. I dunno why, it hasn’t come up any time near when I was posting or anything so she hasn’t been posted. I am sure there have been pictures of her on my dash or a mention on TV or something. My brain is not that creative and I am very easily influenced. Part of her actually being on the brain today is no doubt that she is posting on tumblr again and it is a reminder of how charming she can be. I don’t know more than that really. I just had her on the brain and she is very pleasant so… today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
My sleep was way crazy last night in that I woke up for like 4 hours in the middle of the night and then was able to squeeze in like an hour and a half long nap by getting a late start this morning and when I do that, it often leads to vivid, strange dreams. Or maybe I just remember them better in that short little nap space? I have no idea, I’m not a dreamspert. Anyway, Natalie Dormer was there and it was strange but not unwelcome and so she is here today. Thank you subconscious brain, I hadn’t thought about Natalie Dormer in a while and it was more than due. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.
So I have known this post was coming all week, I just didn’t know which day. See, Kate Upton posted some behind the scenes pictures of her working on the Love Advent (which I have talked a lot about this year even though I still consider it not my thing, it’s more coincidence than anything) and she looked fantastic. I was like, well, obviously whenever her video shows up I will end up posting her. And… well it never happened. If it’s the worst disappointment I ever have to deal with I’ll cope. Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you are having a good one. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
It’s gotten stupid and cold again and so here are some pictures where it looks like it’s probably nice and sunny out to warm you guys up. Alexis Ren also happens to be in them. Nice coincidence that. So enjoy the pictures of sunny locales and also Alexis Ren as a bonus, though I assume most people are interested in the sand. Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.
So I run hot and cold on Jessica Nigri, mainly cause she’s not really my “type” in general. But on the internet, at least in the circles I frequent, it would be impossible to escape her and she has been doing a bunch of Christmas stuff. I am a fan of a dedication to Christmas and some of it I thought has looked really good. The white hair is a good look. I am a fan of it for her. Anyway, I know Christmas isn’t for everyone. I get it. If people weren’t wrong how would we be able to judge what’s right? We need people like that. Anyway, Christmas is really the reason she’s here because I have quite liked some of the Christmas looks I have been seeing (and good lord there are a lot, I went look and just wow. Dedication to Christmas, I can appreciate that). Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.
If you are tired of me posting Jennifer Lawrence so often the good news is there can’t be much more in the way of press and premiers for this movie. I mean, it feels like this shit has been going on a month. Though… wait, does that mean it comes out tomorrow? Is a move set in space going to go up against Star Wars? Oooo… that seems… poorly planned. Yikes, that’s kind of awkward. You can see it but I am tugging on an imaginary tie to loosen my collar right now. Well, I wish the movie luck, I am sure it is after a different audience but I would have planned things differently. And clearly I am the person who knows best because I am a pervert with a blog. They don’t just give those everyone, you have to be functionally literate and have access to the internet. So… I’m kind of a big deal. Anyway, there was yet another Passengers premier yesterday and I thought Jennifer Lawrence continues to look good. Her dress was a little strange but pretty. It looked a little like a wedding dress. (Boy, good thing @little–mouth is never around anymore, Jennifer Lawrence and weddings are her favorite things. She’d get no work done today). Well, I hope the movie does well. I have a ticket to a movie tomorrow but it’s not Passengers. Maybe I’ll go to two movies this weekend. Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
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