Here is Candice Swanepoel because she is very pretty.  As long time followers of me know, she is of course obsessed with me, for years sending me nearly naked pictures of herself in the guise of “catalogs” and “advertisements for sales at my local Victoria’s Secret”.  It was a little transparent but in recent years she has switched to playing hard to get to try and catch my eye.  Getting engaged, having a baby.  Now she’s basically just posting pictures of her son all the time and talking about how much she loves being a mom.  Still pretty transparent to me, trying a little too hard.  But I do have to admit she’s gorgeous and this little picture of her promoting some Givenchy perfume popped up and… well, she looked really good.  And because I am such a good person, why not throw her a bone and give her a little thrill to brighten up the hollowness of a fulfilling relationships, life, and family.  I can’t help it, guys, I’m a giver.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.